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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 326 92.6%

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    352
Ralph is going to win, just you wait and see. And by win he means forced to do the bare minimum for his child by the courts.

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That's the spirit Ralph. Don't let those dirty alogs keep you from your dealer/whore. I knew you wouldn't give up until you could have 5 bar/ 5 whore days again.
 
Yeah just like he sees Xander all the time
Forcing people who hate you to continue to endure your existence and being allowed to see a baby you don't actually want anything to do with = mega jackpot victory
Ralph's win condition is simply having the  option to be involved in his kids' life. It's never actually been about seeing the kids or being part of their lives, it's about exercising control and forcing people to entertain his whims, especially because they want nothing to do with him. The projected image of being a victim of the broken American divorce/custody system is just a bonus.

From what I remember he's allowed two visits per month with Xander, which he crowed and bragged about incessantly. In reality he's seen him maybe half a dozen times since he was born and presumably still owes a hefty amount of child support that he never paid. I don't know much about visitation arrangements or how the court mandates them, so I can only speculate on how his willful lack of involvement in Xander's life will impact the outcome of this particular case.
 
Pretty sure that mean West Memphis AR.

something to do with the land he used to own?
He was boasting about $20k and someone recently looked up the property records for the crack shack and it seemed like some church did take over the property.

I can’t see a church paying $20k for a demo lot, when a cash4homes place backed out of even paying $13k.

Ralph def trying to unload the property his daddy gave him in some attempt to wring a few desperately needed bucks out of it.

It’s only funny because that crack shack is Ralph’s only hope ever owning a home and whatever pittance he can get out of it will be gone within three months.

Ralph is going to rack up some serious travel expenses flying back and forth every month to New York to see his daughter out of spite.
Maybe selling the crack shack will cover a full weekend spite visit. Even if the court allows some supervised visits, May won’t have to worry about dealing with it more than once. His only interest is in punishing May for leaving him.

It’s much easier/cheaper for him to go visit Xander but that’s only happened a handful of times. He wouldn’t be visiting Rosy even if he had the money to travel regularly, but being broke prevents spite visit and stalk May.
 
Too bad piggy isn't poor enough for a free lawyer

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Massive W, Ralph's investments are paying off, the Peso is tanking, he's certified rich!
Is he bragging about his American Pesos being worth an extra 1 Mexican Peso? From the lowest?
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Ralph is going to win, just you wait and see. And by win he means forced to do the bare minimum for his child by the courts.

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He'll soon win full custody of Rozy and Xander, and Vickers and Harry will have to pay HIM child support, bish.
The state will also force that pesky Canadian ayelawg Jessica Southern to be his live-in concubine.
Ralphamales stay winning! YOTG (year of the gunt). Bish.
 
Reminder that piggy tweeted this 5 days ago
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and the only activity on his Twitter today is announcing his shitty show. If he had scored even the slightest success in what has to be assumed a family court date today, he would be gloating all over Twitter. Sad, pathetic!
Ah so you’re saying there’s a chance for a pillstream
 
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