🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Did the "feels guy" finally troon out?
"Wifejak" sounds like the gayest thing in the world btw. Wojak is the actual last name of the guy the original macro was named after, the guy who wrote the original "tfw no gf" post. Wifejak sounds like somebody wants to marry that dude.
I still don't see how this makes anyone actually upset. I will just carve it up to retarded twitter things I don't care to understand.

It started on Reddit funnily enough

 

[30+GameOvers]

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reddit and wojaks, what a winning combination

 

[Die For Me!]

Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention

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[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.
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2 dogs

Buddy, that math isn’t mathing. Come on now.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention
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Because you write like a retard and that letter was the stupidest idea you've ever had is my guess.

 

[HackerX]

Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention
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I click on MATI and he's going over the KC drama. Did Null succumb to this piggly pressure????

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He looks 45

Gunt likes xannies, booze and burgers from the garbage, among other things. Plus he got one eye punched into another dimension and he didn't exactly come from good stock, so the years have not been kind.

 

[HackerX]

Plus he got one eye punched into another dimension

If there's one thing that measures how self conscious Ralph is about how people perceive him, it's his eye. The man wears sunglasses indoors 95% of the time. There's nothing that terrifies him more than being labeled as "that fat, short lesbian with a googly eye".

I still want to know what possessed him to post pictures immediately after getting the shit kicked out of him. My only guess is his woman emotions compelled him to do it.

 

[MadStan]

As Americans make plans for Thanksgiving to see loved ones afar, spare a thought for our comrades, trapped in Mexico, with their balls in a sling.

At least he will have his cat for family; and to that cat, I’m so sorry for you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gunt likes xannies, booze and burgers from the garbage, among other things. Plus he got one eye punched into another dimension and he didn't exactly come from good stock, so the years have not been kind.

He has more in common with pond scum.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I click on MATI and he's going over the KC drama. Did Null succumb to this piggly pressure????

Everyone in the Sektur is a faggot as a result we must all point and laugh

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I still want to know what possessed him to post pictures immediately after getting the shit kicked out of him. My only guess is his woman emotions compelled him to do it.

I think it was supposed to be some hypermasculine "I lived, bitch" statement, but naturally everybody just found it hilarious.

He went on holiday, got his ass kicked (as is traditional) and then posted a bunch of bewildered-looking swollen panda eye photos while he held his passport and insisted that he came out swinging for longer than naturally expected against a group of men because he's got UFC fighter stamina, apparently.

Sure thing, bud.

 

[Die For Me!]

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[Killing and Eating People]

Hey Null, your step-e-child is mad you're not giving him attention
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Because they disavowed him on the strongest terms instanly. PPP said he should be boiled alive in oil, and he hasn't actually been top paypig for years now. Its typical gay discord degeneracy edrama everyones seen a thousand times by now.

I am once again reminding you that Ralph married a literal pedophile lolicon named pantsu. A freak who seemingly wants to sexually violate her own child. And he has now left his child alone with her.

He really should never be able to live down impregnating digibros sloppy seconds, but for some reason people let him call other people into question all the time.

 

[AltisticRight]

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He liked it until his ex-crush Mexican brown fed Fuent started to post unhinged drivel. So he must whinge about it too now.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I'm sure there's numerous reasons Ralph has an obsession over this wifejak thing, but at the end of the day I think he's just lonely. The internet drawing isn't going to fuck you, bud.

 

[porkWellington]

Wifejak is "oppressive"? Congrats Ralph you're the first person to ever feel oppressed by a soyjack. What a pussy

 

[30+GameOvers]

Wifejak is "oppressive"? Congrats Ralph you're the first person to ever feel oppressed by a soyjack. What a pussy

This isn't even a soyjak, this is some personalized wojak OC from reddit. He might as well have gotten personally triggered by a doge meme or a rageface comic.
Pig should just put on the lipstick already, he has more estrogen running thru his body than the woman this wojak is based off of.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Next week it will be WARES LYINWHOARJAK?!

“WHAR’S KLLENUPMAHPEEBOTTLESAFOREAHKEELYOUJAK?!”

 

[Pelican Bones]

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The first wife (only woman that Ralph ever loved) absconded to Engl*nd, the mother of his son absconded to California, his horse wife absconded to New York with that not-a-son bish whatsername.

Oppressive indeed.