🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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The judge not only DENIED Ralph, he also took away 1000 followers

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Lidl Drip said:
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That's a really nice Thanksgiving dinner, reminds me that Ralph has never in his life had someone prepare something like that for him and never will.
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Yes, but he's had trashburgers and LOS ANGELES STYLE chicken salad sandwiches with potato chips on top, such sophisticated culinary delights that us aylawgs can only dream and salivate about.
 
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It’s hilarious to think the closest Gunt ever got to a nice trad family holiday was when Harry Morris allowed him into his home on Christmas. I can’t remember if he ever went to NY for Thanksgiving with May.

Gunt has always behaved like an unwanted creep when it comes the families of the women he has dated or groomed, because that’s exactly what he was. I guess those delicious big family dinner feel different when you are only there because your girlfriend pleaded to allow a pig into the house for dinner.

As a result the closet Gunt has ever had to a happy family holiday meal was the time pregnant Pantsu bought a TJ Maxx cross and served Easter dinner on paper plates in crack shack. A year later the attempt at a family celebration was Pantsu making a sad banana loaf 1st birthday thing for Rozy while Ralph was passed out among piss bottles upstairs. I’m glad Pantsu gtfo and Rozy gets real family celebrations now.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
:diddler: "Nobody cares about someone elses family or kids! I know because I don't even care about my own!"

The narcissistic ragepig has never cared about anyone but himself his entire life, not even his own mother, wife, son or daughter. He thinks this is normal and that everyone is an egotistical piece of shit like him.
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That really was one of the most crazy and projection filled things he’s ever said.
 
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Ralph ate some Mexican slop for Thanksgiving. Looks like shit.

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Mexican food just looks fucking terrible. I don't know if it's just the presentation or what but it all looks like the same shitty ingredients thrown together in only slightly different ways over and over again. Could be that Ralph just can't afford to go to a nice place.

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The chef clearly knows about the KEELSTREAM, that's why he assembled this ice cream to look like a butt with a turd coming out of it just for Ralph.
 
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Looks like a type of pulled pork that's cooked in a banana leaf with pickled cabbage and some kinda bean. It looks all incredibly mid, especially with that side of avocado.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Ralph ate some Mexican slop for Thanksgiving. Looks like shit.

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Mexican food just looks fucking terrible. I don't know if it's just the presentation or what but it all looks like the same shitty ingredients thrown together in only slightly different ways over and over again. Could be that Ralph just can't afford to go to a nice place.

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The chef clearly knows about the KEELSTREAM, that's why he assembled this ice cream to look like a butt with a turd coming out of it just for Ralph.
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For some reason this post made me feel more sympathy for Ralph than I have in years. Totally alone on Thanksgiving eating mexislop, more or less barred from entering the US, estranged from his children, addicted to pills, just completely rekt on every level. And that last picture… the affected smile of a broken man, completely devoid of joy.

Of course, it’s hard to feel genuine sympathy for such an unsympathetic character. If he were just slightly less retarded and belligerent, all of this could have been avoided. I want to root for a redemption arc but his past piggery makes it very tough to get there.
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph retweeting Chiefs cope, trying to forget about last weeks game
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Ralph smugly showing off that his accounts are immune to suspension thanks to paying Elon 20 dollars a month:
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Ralph had something to do with it, apparently:
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Ralph celebrating 90k followers in case he's not alive to see 100k:
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Ralphs second premium X account reacts to his primary premium X accounts post about taking almost 15 years to obtain 90k followers:
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He celebrated this more than the birth of either of his children.
 
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