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The relentless bullying really fucked him up. He is out here proving the a-logs wrong on thanksgiving. Yikes. The irony is that a mexican is spending holidays with his son and Ralph no tiene papeles.

Also, he really lost his passport. lol.
 
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Cyberbullied at Thanksgiving into proving the existence of an important form of ID that can be revoked if the government deems you too irresponsible when you're already on thin enough ice to have an emergency passport.

Ralph, you explicitly told everybody you lost your passport which was the source of one of your many airport dramas, hence the belief you either don't have one or have the document you're trying to flex now.

Just absolutely incredible things happening in the sektur. :story:
 
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Obscura539 said:
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The relentless bullying really fucked him up. He is out here proving the a-logs wrong on thanksgiving. Yikes. The irony is that a mexican is spending holidays with his son and Ralph no tiene papeles.

Also, he really lost his passport. lol.
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What's he gonna do with it? Fly to an even shittier country?
 
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Obscura539 said:
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The relentless bullying really fucked him up. He is out here proving the a-logs wrong on thanksgiving. Yikes. The irony is that a mexican is spending holidays with his son and Ralph no tiene papeles.

Also, he really lost his passport. lol.
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What a fucking child. That thing clearly just arrived, the spine looks like he hasn't even opened it yet. He always comes across like a bullied little kid. "Nuh uh, I really do have a passport."..
 
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You're not fooling anybody Shanaynay.

That shit just showed up. Minus points for not even opening it up and rifling through it to put some stress to the spine.

Nope. Just going full wet brain and showing it off like you've always had it.

This isnt the flex you think it is but it's funny that you think it is.
 
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Obscura539 said:
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Okay?

Then you should follow the footsteps of Johnny Somali.
First, visit Israel. Tell them about the Zionist entity and praise Hasan Nasrallah.
Then, go to Japan. Make sure you stop by Kyoto to grope those women wearing weird outfits. They're dressed like that so they're asking for it, bish. YOUR body MY choice. :diddler:
Korea should be the following destination, a country full of weird statues of women who obviously wanted to be groped and fucked. Make sure you praise Imperial Japan and cum on those statues. Nick Rekieta said it's legal.
 
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Lazy guy said:
What a fucking child. That thing clearly just arrived, the spine looks like he hasn't even opened it yet. He always comes across like a bullied little kid. "Nuh uh, I really do have a passport."..
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He's still the same little piglet that was bullied into dropping out of his high school and put dogs inside ovens for fun. Guarantee you that he still thinks of his a-logs the same as he does with the bullies he's been obsessed with all his life.
Of course, the irony here is that most of his high school bullies already forgotten about him and moved on with their life, only the sektur really cares if he lives or dies and many would like to see him oink out live on air for the funnies.
 
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Obscura539 said:
The relentless bullying really fucked him up. He is out here proving the a-logs wrong on thanksgiving. Yikes. The irony is that a mexican is spending holidays with his son and Ralph no tiene papeles.
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Good job confirming that he does in fact have the tard version of a passport.
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That emergency passport is now as useless as his abdominal muscles.
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He should try crossing the U.S. border with it. They totally won't look and see his name on the list of people with nationwide arrest warrants.

Squeal, piggy!
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Imagine publicly admitting being such a worthless drunk you lose your passport and have to carry the special needs version of a passport.
 
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Imagine publicly admitting being such a worthless drunk you lose your passport and have to carry the special needs version of a passport.
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And living in a foreign country for 3 months without it. It's ridiculous. As the great corn god in the sky decreed, Ethan Ralph is not a creature meant to leave the US. However, he did threw a curveball by becoming a creature who can no longer enter the US either.
 
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