🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Is he having a Cobes moment rn and incorrectly mashing phrases together to try and impress his peers?

You're either a spare part or surplus to requirements. Great job, lover of the written word.

 

[Rage Pig]

He isn't able to articulate a proper sentence anymore. 2025 may not be the year he dies, but his brain is deteriorating at an alarming pace.

 

[lester]

He isn't able to articulate a proper sentence anymore. 2025 may not be the year he dies, but his brain is deteriorating at an alarming pace.
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Wft, this guy is now flexing on how many punches he took to the dome.

You farmers out there may want let up on the 'ol gunt. This fucker's rambling like the time is nigh.

 

[alan thicke]

“Wasn’t fazed” = eye is permanently fucked.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I sincerely hope he doesn't get to see Alexander. Imagine that poor kid having to deal with a slurring pilled out junkie who hasn't bathed in weeks.

 

[lester]

“Wasn’t fazed” = eye is permanently fucked.

Haha, that was from the first Portugal visit.
The second "vacation" was Dan pounding his ass

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I sincerely hope he doesn't get to see Alexander. Imagine that poor kid having to deal with a slurring pilled out junkie who hasn't bathed in weeks.

It's amazing he still keeps up the lie that he cares about his children. Before I could see it working as a way to garner sympathy donos but that ship has sailed. He's just wasting money bothering with the travel and expenses.

 

[Die For Me!]

It's happening

Link / archive

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

And right when he was seemingly angling for an invite to Milo's house.

I make that a record-time bridge burning unless of course it's all a WERK!

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I wasn't phased one bit about getting beat up in Portugal a second time bish, I certainly didn't freak out and try to get an international arrest warrant for Cog and Dan. No siree, I didn't care.

 

[Lazy guy]

He isn't able to articulate a proper sentence anymore. 2025 may not be the year he dies, but his brain is deteriorating at an alarming pace.

I've wondered if the drugs and booze have given him early onset dementia. His early in the day tweets and promos are more coherent than his evening shows. It seems like he's sun downing. Or he's just wasted by that time of the day

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph's firing off tweets, deleting things as well

Archive archive
Ralph burning bridges because daddy said so?

 

[Cornelius James]

Ralph intervention? Ralph's shit life is the reason he is boozed and pilled up. Fix your shit life first, Ralph.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

He's surely close to an accidental OD given his poly substance abuse. It's only divine providence that he's still "living".

I've wondered if the drugs and booze have given him early onset dementia. His early in the day tweets and promos are more coherent than his evening shows. It seems like he's sun downing. Or he's just wasted by that time of the day

 

[30+GameOvers]

He isn't able to articulate a proper sentence anymore. 2025 may not be the year he dies, but his brain is deteriorating at an alarming pace.
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Is he actually having a conversation with someone there or is this just a stream of thoughts? Is Andrew Tate in the room with him right now?

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph's firing off tweets, deleting things as well
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Archive archive
Ralph burning bridges because daddy said so?
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I think you missed one but it's understandable as it is hard to follow

Archive

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's hard to know whether he means "come buy [drugs]" or "come by".

The wetbrain seems to be progressing at an exponential rate.

Either way, he's desperately trying to latch onto daddy Dax again. I assume the visits to Xander (including the journeys themselves) are the only breaks in the drudgery and isolation that his life has become. Sad.

 

[lester]

So his visitation happens Sat. & Sun. presumably. He's leaving on Thurs. so he'll probably be back 2 days past that so that's a 6 day hog wild excursion.
While his cats are sitting on a 6 day food mountain and a filthy cat box. Sweet.
What Ralph, no hot ass Latina housesitters can come in and look after shit?
Face it, you're just a cheap fuck who couldn't give a shit about anything or anybody other than yourself.

*and wonders why he has alogs

 

[Sammich]

Can't archive atm, first gif from milo is just flames around this still image of sandra



and ralph responds, fatly.

And finally, the deathblow from the man Ethan Ralph called "Master Milo," and every word Milo speaks here is true. Milo fed Ethan so much shit about his enemies.

 

[Rage Pig]

The memetic power of the name Piggertits broke the gunt. At first he was willing to overlook it to get Milo on his show for a crumb of clout and a few dollars. But it was brewing inside of him, exploding in a seething hot rage just a few hours later.

Two bridges burned in two days. Ryan Dawson, Milo - there's hope he goes full rage pig at Dick Molesterson.