🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 326 92.6%

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The only reason there wasn’t a cordial, productive relationship in the past was Ralph being angry, vindictive, retard.

For whatever reason Faith had always been far more cooperative and flexible than necessary to let Gunt visit Xander.

Once Ralph realized May was 100% done, and he was forever blocked, he started being very “cordial” with Faith. He’s been singing her praises for awhile. Ralph is waiting for any sign she might take him back. I’m sure he’s told her he proposed to the wrong woman a dozen times by now. Probably swears to never steal her diary or post anymore revenge porn. Ralph knows he will never find another woman willing to hold him while he whimpers at night.

Now in the Ralphaverse May is the evil, disloyal, bitch who stole his keed.
Pantsu was by far the best Ralph had and the best he's likely to ever get. Leaving the Internet was the best thing she's done. I hope things workout for her but I have a feeling any future relationship may not survive them finding her thread or the video of Ralph devouring her face at that cockfight.

I hope Ralph manages to reel Faith back in. Vickers is already getting fucked and when it rains it pours.
 
Pantsu was by far the best Ralph had and the best he's likely to ever get. Leaving the Internet was the best thing she's done. I hope things workout for her but I have a feeling any future relationship may not survive them finding her thread or the video of Ralph devouring her face at that cockfight.

I hope Ralph manages to reel Faith back in. Vickers is already getting fucked and when it rains it pours.
Nora was the best he will ever have. Faith and May tried to fill that hole that his first divorce but didn't.
 
Just have to wait for Milo to kick him to the curb.
The fact that Milo even took a recent interest in Ralph shows he must be pretty hard up after Kayne’s wild bipolar nitrous oxide ride.

Ralph has always been exceedingly grateful whenever Milo throws him any crumbs of attention.

Gay men are adept at handling BPD, emotionally unstable, drug addicts because they constitute a large portion of the LGBTQ community.
 
The fact that Milo even took a recent interest in Ralph shows he must be pretty hard up after Kayne’s wild bipolar nitrous oxide ride.
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I don’t really follow him but he looks totally strung out. Acts pretty psycho too. A perfect (temporary) partner for Ethan Ralph. They can be has-been drug addicts together.
Ralph has always been exceedingly grateful whenever Milo throws him any crumbs of attention.
Ralph is exceedingly grateful when anyone throws him a crumb of attention.
 
Who tf are MacKenzie and Guntpill?
They are Canadian right wing grifters. Canadian grifters fucking love LA, so maybe, but talk about Z-lister with z-lister grifters.

I wrote a failed OP about Jeremy MacKenzie last summer.

He's kind of like an Owen Schroyer/Baked Alaska Jan 6th type. But he's actually a Canadian Afghanistan combat vet who now rants angrily a few times a week that all his fellow Leafs are all pussies and that there's no political solution. So you should Find your frens/Tribe and Train.

Jeremy's had a few appearances on the Killstream before, mostly talking about his political persecution by Trudeau's government who needed to astroturf some domestic terrorists to pearlclutch against when none existed organically,

MacKenzie was arrested on about 6 different charges in 3 jurisdictions during COVID times for stuff like gun possession, protesting outside the Health Minister’s house, etc. It took many years, but he was acquitted of everything, making it all looked very trumped up.

His gf Morgan "Mayhem/Queen of Diagolon" Guptill was also arrested at one point for an alleged fill&dash at a local Nova Scotia gas station.

I did see some of Jeremy's friends last week mention that he wasn't streaming and was indisposed, which fits the timeline of a vacation to Mexico.

I'm really puzzled by MacKenzie's loyalty to Ralph. Jeremy has a reputation for being a reactive No True Scotsman, holier-than-thou hothead online.

MacKenzie and his lieutenants have picked fights Groypers-style with pretty much everyone on the Canadian alt-right scene over the last 3 years, alienating all former allies and preventing any coalition building.

And yet, Jeremy seems to exempt The Gunt from his pretentious scorn despite Ethan's widely-published personal failings.
 
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Lol, they took a picture without the slimming filters, and it looks totally different from all the selfies he's taken.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣He looks HORRIBLE.Like a 60 year old man. Don't become an alcoholic, kids. It's romantic and badass when you're a twentysomething, but is just a path to self destruction. There is nothing cool or romantic about it. And what is with him always pointing at people he takes photos with??? He did it for that cursed Rekieta photo and he's doing it here. Yeah. We can see you're with other people, old man, we do everything to not look at your disgusting, aged, gelatinous image.
 
Haven't been paying attention to Ralph for a while so was somewhat surprised to see what happened (well, as much as you can be surprised that Ralph burned down another bridge), so I decided to do a summary while I went through the thread to help anyone trying to follow what happened.
I had been doing something similar with Rekieta to create a timeline since his arrest but that became too much work and I haven't had the time to continue, so this was a nice distraction.

I only used posts from the Ralph Twitter thread, I skimmed the KS thread but it doesn't look like there was much to add from it. Anyway, here's the summary of Ralph's BPD breakup(s) from the past week or so.
As far as I can tell, that seems to be where it ends (for now), Ralph seems to be trying to get his "dissident right" grift going once again and that is usually when he's the most boring, so unless Dax reacts/replies, the next few days might be pretty boring.

Wasn't expecting this since Ralph has taken a lot of abuse from Dax and never even hinted at having a spine, but I guess Dax rejecting the idea for Ralph's intervention when Ralph was "manic" was the straw that broke the camel's gunt's back.
 
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