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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Results came up. Philly Eagles win.

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:felted: CURSE YEW JAWSHUA MOON AND DA AYYLAWGSSSSSSS!!! DIE ALL YEW BISH!!!!! :felted:

:nitenite: fuck dis shiet, ah gon slip tu forgedd dis shiet. fuck yew all kewee farms end nool, aint fahve stah deys aneymoer. dumb bishes
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Elmo said:
What a sad, pathetic bish. At least now we can stop asking "Is Ralph getting better?"
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Rehab still makes triple-titties Piggertits’ bad breath still the same as ever. Some point on, piggy might sneak for some booze and pilled up again, and starts to pillpig live and drunk on the Killstream again :optimistic:

It ain’t tax free and five star days anymore, bish :felted:
Only way if he wants to make it through, is optimistically, submitting his triple titties to the cops and get arrested. If he even wants to continue to refuge in his own shack in Merida whilst sober and under rehab.
 
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Let's be honest he's not going to stream fucked up for at least a couple of months. There's a cycle to Ralph's "sobriety"

When he starts getting drunk again he'll simply cancel shows for "tech issues" and put out random misspelled tweets.

Only after that he will he completely spiral and start pillstreaming

Then he'll do his apologetic "I've being lying about being sober" routine
 
Muppetstudios said:
Let's be honest he's not going to stream fucked up for at least a couple of months. There's a cycle to Ralph's "sobriety"

When he starts getting drunk again he'll simply cancel shows for "tech issues" and put out random misspelled tweets.

Only after that he will he completely spiral and start pillstreaming

Then he'll do his apologetic "I've being lying about being sober" routine
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I give it a month before another pill stream (that's me being super Polly positive)
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He is legit crying that his sportsball team lost? How much money did he put on it?

Ralph, you need to find a raison d'etre that goes beyond just being a greedy, spiteful retard otherwise you're never gonna make it.
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Shut it bish, Ralpha sobah man now y'hear. His problem was he wassn sobah.

It's definitely not that he's an emotionally unstable, unlikable man child who is enabled by a virtual peanut gallery. He gon make it this time!
 
Our Guntermensch is desperate for a crumb of pussy, ahahahaha.
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Triumphant return of the Killstream, 3rd show after his three weeks hiatus pulls a whopping 246 viewers. The masses can't wait to see legendary Killstream top guest COLONEL KURTZ and to listen to her hot takes.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Suicide baiting as a 40 year old man with 2 kids is incredibly pathetic but you know what's even more pathetic? His suicide bait tweet with the Hunter note didn't even break 30 likes. 2 people replied total.
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Maybe Ralph will stick to posting other people’s suicide notes to bait for sympathy instead of humiliating self-pitying teenage LJ diary entries and suicide baiting tweets.
 
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