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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is seething openly at Harry now. Steve really buckbroke his ego hard with that block yesterday.

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Just a reminder of what "a slim 178" looks like:

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One of the most amusing parts of the gunted midget's psyche is how utterly delusional he is about his proportions and prowess. And how he needs to flex his non-existant victories to whoever points out how much of a reprobate loser he is.

Slim 178 pounds, 8-inch cock and thick, had bitches lining up to get gunted in his school years, etc.. Literally none of that is real, the proof is easily available, yet he repeats them as if they were. There is insecurity-driven embarrasment and there is whatever this is that Ralph does.
 
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Fun stuff.
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Piggy decided to laugh at an another fat Ethan.

And there was Libs of Bluesky, who made a jab at Ethan Ralph’s Wisconsinite ragepig counterpart that’s 10 times worse than him, Rick Hoglinson; I’m sure the account doesn’t follow this piggy at all- :optimistic:
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…oh.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is seething openly at Harry now. Steve really buckbroke his ego hard with that block yesterday.
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He's going to look real stupid when he's 40 on facecam with a nasal cannula hooked up to his Mexican prescribed oxygen tank. Being fat your whole life was putting your turkey waddle in the noose enough, but you living in filth while smoking cheap smokes is gonna fuck your lungs on top of that.

I would think now that Harry has his granddaughter in his life he would at least want to try to take better care of himself to be around for her as long as possible.

:optimistic: I know, but he has more of a reason to live a healthier life than Ralph currently does, lol.
 
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how many of you guys are muted by ralph on X? i know i am because he was replying to me for a while until some people were reposting me roasting him, but i suspect many many MANY of the recently unbanned 10,000+ accounts are muted now.

playing the semantics game, ralph? not blocked, but muted...

sad!

pathetic!

added in edit: i'm a big fan of sven but i cannot bring myself to watch him on the killstream. i don't know why he suffers such a relationship, aside from his tiny platform and a desire to sell his comic book. but it's sad to see him supporting ethan.
 
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Since he came out of rehab, Piggertits is desperately trying to score some pussy. Having failed to gunt the therapist assistant, who wasn't impressed by him leaving some kind of love letter on the windshield of her car, after already receiving a copy of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" from the malformed Hunter S. Thompson wannabe.
First he came for Colonel Kurtz and failed.
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Then he came for Brittany and Lilly and failed
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Today he tried to get Balldo's cumdumpster and failed
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There is only one solution
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Rage Pig said:
Since he came out of rehab, Piggertits is desperately trying to score some pussy. Having failed to gunt the therapist assistant, who wasn't impressed by him leaving some kind of love letter on the windshield of her car, after already receiving a copy of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" from the malformed Hunter S. Thompson wannabe.
First he came for Colonel Kurtz and failed.
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Then he came for Brittany and Lilly and failed
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Today he tried to get Balldo's cumdumpster and failed
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He's in lubbb, yew unnastan?!
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X | GA
 
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Telemeter said:
:diddler: "Crusty dry thirds are good enough for me, if you wanna know the truth 'bout it!"
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I was just about to say something to that effect lmao

It's bad enough thirsting for Aaron's sloppy seconds. But to thirst for Cumdumpster April after she's been used by both Aaron and Nick? That's just fucking pathetic, even by the incredibly low standards you set, Piggertits.
 
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RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
Drunken hoof injury, ragepig in shambles.
How expensive are Mexican veterinarians?

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"... And then did Mersh's show." He never mentioned spraining his ankle the entire stream. What Ralph did mention ad nauseum was Harry Morris and his provocations. Methinks Ralph hopped off the wagon too quickly and that's how he sprained his ankle.
 
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