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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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Antabuse only makes you sound fucked up under certain circumstances. Very weird, it's certainly not because he's trying to drink while on it and that's why the locals had enough of his slovenly behavior. It must be a rare side effect not listed or previously observed.
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Yeah, but that's his answer for everything. Pop another pill. Stressed out, pop a xanie, can't sleep down an Ambien or two, can't lose weight, ozempic of course, can't deal with life, slam some Makers.
Fuck manning up, Pop another pill.
 
I was looking forward to a rehab arc but goddamn
"This time... this time he means it!"

He's training up for Hackamania where he will be surrounded by drinking and drugs for a whole weekend.
Stinky piggy has damaged his last few brain cells.
So rather than having an adverse side-effect from drinking while on it, he's admitting to OVERDOSING and suffering basal ganglia lesions on his brain. If the drug is only to stop him drinking, why would he be overdosing on it? Makes no sense.
 
Btw that's a bit of a weird medication to be prescribed for alcoholism. It's not considered a first line treatment nowadays and a decent amount of patients just stop taking it and keep drinking frequently. I think a doctor(s) told me something like it's considered a last resort option.
Or worse, they keep taking it and drink anyway, even though it makes you horribly sick and people have died from the interaction alone. The last thing anyone sane wants to give a total addict is something that can kill them if they take their drug of choice.
So rather than having an adverse side-effect from drinking while on it, he's admitting to OVERDOSING and suffering basal ganglia lesions on his brain.
Even if his bullshit excuse were true (it isn't), all it would mean is he's such an utterly subhuman drug degenerate he can't manage not to deliberately overdose on an anti-abuse drug to get high.

Reality: he was drunk off his ass.
 
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Piggertits stalking Grace's voice-mail with unhinged messages, mumbling like a fool. Must've been in a very foul mood yesterday, getting kicked out of the sushi place. It's so funny how angry it makes him when a woman ridicules him. That little pig emoji next to his name broke his little piggy heart. 5 star days for the Gunt, stumbling through the streets of Merida, alone and seething.
Edit: checked the quote tweets, that'll sound great in family court.
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The sober larp takes its toll, losing his mind about minor shit.
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>Those bishes hate me cuz I’m American. Everyone don’t leave them a one star review.

Given how popular El Presidente Donaldo Del Trump is south of the border, I’m sure this will be super effective.
 
Piggertits stalking Grace's voice-mail with unhinged messages, mumbling like a fool. Must've been in a very foul mood yesterday, getting kicked out of the sushi place. It's so funny how angry it makes him when a woman ridicules him. That little pig emoji next to his name broke his little piggy heart. 5 star days for the Gunt, stumbling through the streets of Merida, alone and seething.
Grace handles the piggy like Harry Morris does. Doesn’t get mad or upset, just points and laughs and goes on her way.
 
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How long did he last, if we assume this was the first relapse since he "got sober", two months?

Ralph will never achieve sobriety long term, but I thought he had more in him than that.

Why even fucking try at this rate, just do the honourable thing and drink yourself to death.
 
How long did he last, if we assume this was the first relapse since he "got sober", two months?

Ralph will never achieve sobriety long term, but I thought he had more in him than that.

Why even fucking try at this rate, just do the honourable thing and drink yourself to death.
Ralph needs to find some XXX rated streaming site and do $5 shots, $1 text to speech, $1 songs and let the people who hate him humiliate him on a daily basis, not joking, he might even make the equivalent of a basic Mexican wage doing this.
 
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