🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 19 52.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 14 38.9%

  • Total voters
    36
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Ralph shoots promo for a show he will be doing at 4pm est where he will be burning down a few more bridges:
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Look at his little stubby baby hands, also his head is gigantic but he has narrow shoulders like a girl, it's very strange, his entire physiognomy. He looked much more normal as a fat pig, now he looks like an extra from Andor, put him in a brown robe and he could pass as some alien mechanic pottering around in the background.
 
Congratulations to whichever one of Ralph's headmates is a pregnant woman. Unfortunately, the way Ethan guzzled booze and swallows pills, your imaginary baby will likely be just as retarded and physically disabled as Ralph.
 
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