🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
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Ralph shoots promo for a show he will be doing at 4pm est where he will be burning down a few more bridges:
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Look at his little stubby baby hands, also his head is gigantic but he has narrow shoulders like a girl, it's very strange, his entire physiognomy. He looked much more normal as a fat pig, now he looks like an extra from Andor, put him in a brown robe and he could pass as some alien mechanic pottering around in the background.
 
Congratulations to whichever one of Ralph's headmates is a pregnant woman. Unfortunately, the way Ethan guzzled booze and swallows pills, your imaginary baby will likely be just as retarded and physically disabled as Ralph.
 
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