🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[There Is Light At The End]

So as long as Ralph screams about his kids apropos of nothing he's in the clear?

Good luck with that you wet-brained retard lol

One of which was born estranged, and other was taken away in fear of him being belligerent aggressive drunk. Not a good look

 

[Rage Pig]

He's so mad that Grace wouldn't ever have sex with him, even if he were the last man on earth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“Grace you’re too fat! You gotta drop 40lbs for this masculine stud”

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph is only mad at Grace because she won’t fuck him.

Why did he decide to focus on her, any way? Do they have any kind of past history, or did he assume he could work the Ralphamale magic on any woman after gunting Mrs Vickers?

 

[Die For Me!]

link / archive

link / archive

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why did he decide to focus on her, any way? Do they have any kind of past history, or did he assume he could work the Ralphamale magic on any woman after gunting Mrs Vickers?

Because she was a trainwreck that orbited the sektur, literally how he got pantsu, and faith, and alice, and ade.
(he thought the clout hungry trainwreck would be "easy pussy")

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The more deranged and retarded detractors deserve the Ralphamale treatment and I'm not even kidding. Spite is like Ralph's third or fourth biggest motivator behind drugs, clout, and the love of an E-Daddy so there's a good chance something funny will happen. Get em Ralph!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Because she was a trainwreck that orbited the sektur,

I figured it would be that simple, but it's weird he refuses to cut his losses and move on to the next damaged goods he can find. Then again holding a grudge is in Ralph's nature I suppose.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

He's so mad that Grace wouldn't ever have sex with him, even if he were the last man on earth.
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He has to look like her dad so a crack addicted hobo would have a better chance over a fatass like him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I figured it would be that simple, but it's weird he refuses to cut his losses and move on to the next damaged goods he can find.

He did, currently he is trying to court the pissminge, but she is in the UK. However, grace made fun of him and denied him publically, so Ralph cannot let that stand. She read off his poetry, played his voicemails, and released his cringe DMs. Ralph cannot cope when women remind him he is a grotesque monster riddled with mexican hooker STDs and is of zero value to any person, even a young girl living in a trailer with her father who fucks her.

 

[BigPeanut]

after gunting Mrs Vickers?

Is this real or a meme? What’s the source/proof if real?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Is this real or a meme? What’s the source/proof if real?

It is a meme. Ethan Vickers cried about how his mom communicates with Ralph since the Vickers clan is obsessed with Ralph. The gross Vickers matriarch left the clan to pursue strange penis and since Ethan Ralph JR (Matthew Vickers) does nothing but seethe over Ralph, the meme was born.

 

[Burd Turglar]

“Grace you’re too fat! You gotta drop 40lbs for this masculine stud”

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Just imagine how much worse it is now that he can't afford food and lost so much weight.

 

[Maude Snew]

it's weird he refuses to cut his losses and move on to the next damaged goods he can find.

Who else is left though?

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

He's so mad that Grace wouldn't ever have sex with him, even if he were the last man on earth.
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the gunt telling a woman to lose weight funniest shit I ever seen

 

[BigPeanut]

It is a meme. Ethan Vickers cried about how his mom communicates with Ralph since the Vickers clan is obsessed with Ralph. The gross Vickers matriarch left the clan to pursue strange penis and since Ethan Ralph JR (Matthew Vickers) does nothing but seethe over Ralph, the meme was born.

didnt Ralph also claim he fucked her too?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

didnt Ralph also claim he fucked her too?

Alogs suggested it and he "confirmed it". IIRC the reasoning was because "Ralph has AIDs", Mrs Vickers might have AIDS, thus Ralph fucked Mrs Vickers. He just ran with it, because being true or not will make Matthew Vickers, Ethan Vickers, and Faith Vickers seethe/whine/self-own just as much regardless.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

would getting gunted be more or less traumatic then getting groomed and molested by your father?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

would getting gunted be more or less traumatic then getting groomed and molested by your father?

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I constantly tweet about how much I don't care because I just don't care that much! I spend all day thinking about how little I care!