🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Delany's Donkey]

would getting gunted be more or less traumatic then getting groomed and molested by your father?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

would getting gunted be more or less traumatic then getting groomed and molested by your father?

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I constantly tweet about how much I don't care because I just don't care that much! I spend all day thinking about how little I care!

 

[T00L Nigger]

Yet another drunk voicemail sent to the Thorps
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Calling Grace in a drunken haze as a surrogate for not being able to be openly hostile to his ex's is some wild shit man. I know it's Ralph, but damn is it embarrassing. I'm surprised there hasn't been a VM where he accidentally calls her Faith or Meigh.


Yur pusseh iz loos Fai- uuuuhh, AH MEAN GRACE!!

 

[Raiken]

hey bish yu to fat fo me loose 40 pounds look at mah perfect RALPHAMALE bod!(that said, a regenerator still has more theeth)

 

[HackerX]

Calling Grace in a drunken haze as a surrogate for not being able to be openly hostile to his ex's is some wild shit man. I know it's Ralph, but damn is it embarrassing. I'm surprised there hasn't been a VM where he accidentally calls her Faith or Meigh.


Yur pusseh iz loos Fai- uuuuhh, AH MEAN GRACE!!

He's so buttblasted, humiliated, and emasculated by a woman that gives less of a shit of what people think of her than he does. She, along with sobriety, success, and accomplishment, is his kryptonite. She's basically Borat's sister.

For reference:

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I figured it would be that simple, but it's weird he refuses to cut his losses and move on to the next damaged goods he can find. Then again holding a grudge is in Ralph's nature I suppose.

Iirc, he was promised to be with her. I don't have a clip, but I think it's in metokur's father's day stream. Piggy just has fried brain to distinguish between tease and truth

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is this real or a meme? What’s the source/proof if real?

I choose to believe I can manifest it by repeating the meme, because it would be extremely entertaining.

Who else is left though?

I hear Kayla Rekieta charges fifty bucks, but Nick would probably give up the bussy for free and Ralph's in no position to be picky.

 

[KillaSmoke]

He's so mad that Grace wouldn't ever have sex with him, even if he were the last man on earth.
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She'd have to GAIN at least 40 pounds before I'd consider hitting it

 

[Elmo]

She'd have to GAIN at least 40 pounds before I'd consider hitting it

Cog, when did you start using KF? I thought England was shitlisted.

 

[WingsOfLardation]

More Begging for Grace Thorp's Attention
She has a 1 week suspension on Kick, not terminated like Ethan.

 

[Vect]

So Ralph's charity offer is to give Grace an STD and a baby he doesn't want. His gambit to pressure this woman into sleeping with him is to offer to be more of a liability than her abusive, pedo father - ergo, the less appealing sex offender.

It's amazing to watch Ralph's persona veer sharply between gallantly treating his Mexican 'companion' to a fancy meal and throwing a tantrum because the lowest class of white trash influencer wants nothing to do with him.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

So...Ralph is retweeting himself with the Killstream account, and then...retweeting the Killstream account

 

[Mynameisdark]

If Ralph has premium+ on both of his X accounts, then he's paying 80$ a month to be completely ignored.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph has premium+ on both of his X accounts, then he's paying 80$ a month to be completely ignored.

Shit that's like.... 16 torta meals.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Piggertits has declared war on the DSP detractors and all of his alogs

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iDYnT

 

[Die For Me!]

Piggertits has declared war on the DSP detractors and all of his alogs
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iDYnT

 

[An automatic clown]

Is Pig boy threatening suicide again ?

 

[Die For Me!]

Is Pig boy threatening suicide again ?
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https://archive.ph/iE7iI

Oh no Ralph, dont keel yourself, what will the bronies do without you?!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Piggertits has declared war on the DSP detractors and all of his alogs
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iDYnT

He should also go after Wings and Cyrax trolls as well. Might as well get the biggest Alogs to go after him