Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)

[PaladinBoo]

Jesus Christ! And here I thought Chris Chans musings were egoistical gibberish. Reading whatever the fuck that was, all I got was just vindictive pettiness and someone with an underserved ego who puts himself on a pedestal. Ralph truly thinks he is fucking Ernest Hemingway. The three things I love most are:

1. Ralph blaming others for the death of his mom. Ralph you awful dipshit, it was because of you refusing to get the vax, which is no more than a fucking glorified booster shot, caused your mom to die alone and in shame. That was all on you gunty.
2. Him trying to convince his detractors that life is perfect and going well and that nothing will bring him down as he is an innocent man when in actuality he is depressed and scared as all hell as he knows that he is guilty and is going to go to jail again for a long time. Probably even missing the birth of his daughter.
3. Him, once again, having to insult both Null and Rekieta because he can't let things go like a normal well adjusted adult. Which was funny to me as earlier he said that he wouldn't let them get to him and then a few paragraphs later goes on a tirade against them.

 

[Very Big Hat]

The best revenge is living well, Ralph! Don't let the haters get you down!

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

"Speaking of that program, I will be returning on October 25th at 9:30PM EST. I’m still working on the upcoming guest list, but here’s what I have so far:

Tues, October 26th: Vito Gesualdi and Dick Masterson"

lmao of course his first set of guests is Vito and Dick what with both of them being in the news for the Netflix protest. Say, doesn't Ralph have a burning hatred for Vito, or is he going to suck his cock and please him in the face of Daddy Dick?

He's gonna slobber that cock so hard it's going on Brazzers., can't upset big daddy Dick.

 

[Terrorist]

IMMA PULL DOWN MAH PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

 

[AltisticRight]

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[PaladinBoo]

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Once again Ralph won't let his detractors have the last word. This is funny as this is the behavior that the SJW's and Leftist's journalists who Ralph would make fun of relentlessly would do. Now he is doing the same thing as them. Truly Ralph has come full circle and is the type of hero who, alongside closeted homosexual Nick Fuentes, the alt-right need.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Let's see how recharged he is after the next 45 days of aylawging!

 

[Sammich]

Did he just recently learn the word "sector"? He keeps using it weirdly when he doesn't know how else to describe something.

What i've been seeing said is that he doesn't want to use sphere because someone will call him a big fat sphere.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

What could “f******” mean? Surely not ‘fuckers’ since he didn’t censor it when he said “motherfuckers”.

 

[thismanlies]

Not gonna lie, I would love to see Gunt and Tommy fight each other.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"Speaking of that program, I will be returning on October 25th at 9:30PM EST. I’m still working on the upcoming guest list, but here’s what I have so far:

Tues, October 26th: Vito Gesualdi and Dick Masterson"

lmao of course his first set of guests is Vito and Dick what with both of them being in the news for the Netflix protest. Say, doesn't Ralph have a burning hatred for Vito, or is he going to suck his cock and please him in the face of Daddy Dick?

Great of Dick to go on the show a week after his Netflix protest when everyone has moved on and it’s been milked of every last drop of interest. Ralph must be the last person interested in hearing Dick continue to talk about his terrible attack and concussion.

 

[AltisticRight]

Once again Ralph won't let his detractors have the last word. This is funny as this is the behavior that the SJW's and Leftist's journalists who Ralph would make fun of relentlessly would do. Now he is doing the same thing as them. Truly Ralph has come full circle and is the type of hero who, alongside closeted homosexual Nick Fuentes, the alt-right need.

Being a voter of Obama twice, Ralph surely does exhibit womanly leftist behaviour!

What could “f******” mean? Surely not ‘fuckers’ since he didn’t censor it when he said “motherfuckers”.

I think it's faggots.
The fact he needs to censor that on his blog... what a fucking wuss. Probably censoring words so his Google pagerank bullshit doesn't get affected.

Games and Video Games, the two are different I see. Games = gambling?
"Roleplaying"

 

[An automatic clown]

Great of Dick to go on the show a week after his Netflix protest when everyone has moved on and it’s been milked of every last drop of interest. Ralph must be the last person interested in hearing Dick continue to talk about his terrible attack and concussion.

Dick is going to ride this wave as long as he can.
Look at how much he still talks about Maddox!

 

[412-L]

Because the one thing that always reigns supreme for me is the written word.

Ralph professing his great love for writing will never cease to be funny. His writing is just awful. You can barely read a paragraph of his writing without being met with atrocious grammar. Take this sentence, for example:

I’ve let people who are pieces of shit, quite frankly…people who have personally betrayed me…get way too much time on my own platform.

Who the fuck uses ellipses this way? Does Ralph even know what they’re used for? If Ralph knew some basic grammar, he might have written that sentence this way: “Quite frankly, I’ve let people who are pieces of shit—people who have personally betrayed me—get way too much time on my own platform.” He could have used commas or parentheses in place of the em dashes. But not ellipses. Never ellipses.

This is not even addressing the wild bullshit that’s made up by anonymous spergs on the daily. That’s certainly something I’m gonna be ignoring, too, going forward.

I bet that will happen on the same day that he gives up drinking, gambling, and coprophilia.

 

[byuu]

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He deleted every individual comment that wasn't from a gunt guard.

 

[Gaymead]

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I read that as “RALPH’S PREVIOUSLY SHARTED HEART”, lol.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Gunt Said:
I mentioned being a fan of writing. One of the reasons is because I always feel like it helps me clear my head a bit. It takes the jumbled up morass of bullshit that is my conscious mind and orders it, at least for a time.

Well, that explains why you write with all the eloquence and prose of an eighth grade book report.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I find myself becoming more patient and more strategic the more that I write. I’m not sure if it’s like that for everyone, but I’ve certainly noticed it with myself.

I actually want those people to hate me, because I hate them as well. I often wish them dead, their family ruined, them out on the streets…just as all those things have been wished on me by that same mob.

How often do you wish us dead Ralph? And why involve our families? They've done nothing to you. You should be talking to a therapist about this.

Speaking for myself, I don't wish death on you, Ralph. I hope you live as long as possible for a 5'1 gunted hobbit. I even hope you get visitation rights with Xander (although this is mostly to spite the Vickers).

I hope you keep writing your diary entries too. It really demonstrates how you have an inflated sense of your own intelligence. You know, like Sargon. You can't write for shit, this reads like a mentally challenged high schooler trying to impersonate Hunter Thompson. It must hurt knowing that pretty much every KF poster is a better writer than you. Maybe you should've finished school!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Speaking for myself, I don't wish death on you, Ralph.

Yeah, I don't get this one. Speculating on when it'll happen based upon his lifestyle is not the same as actively wishing for it.

 

[Empresa]

YOU CAN'T REFUND THE RETORT