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“your honor, my client ethan ralph cannot be guilty of grooming because women render their garments at the mere sight of his american dollar”
Inactive Ethan Ralph's Websites (TheRalphRetort.com and Killstream.live)
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"Now that I think about it, yah honah, I bet it wuz YOU that groomed them girls."
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A 36-year-old man who got a just-legal 18-year-old guntfucked on camera, released the film to the world and got her pregnant is virtue signalling about grooming.
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This is what happens when a person is too pig-brained to comprehend projection. You can tell them "you are literally projecting about deeds you know you've done yourself" and they will stare back blankly, or get upset about being unjustly criticised.
I have a shred of sympathy for people in such a position just with the sheer futility of it all. Being born gunted is one thing, but never being given a capability to reflect and make the most of it is a shame, a la Chris Chan.
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You figured he might have learned something from watching Dick set his existing fanbase on fire defending Cuties... "No Child Left Ungroomed" sounds like some weird sexual fantasies that he wants to materialize.
Ralph, you're not and never were Midas. Maybe the bizarro version that turns everything to ash because you use everything and everyone up.
Ralph, you're not and never were Midas. Maybe the bizarro version that turns everything to ash because you use everything and everyone up.
why would you tweet that out of context! wtf is wrong with you?are you fucking retarded? the kid diddler hat and now this? like i get the ralph cope is that its 2018 and its only two alogs and 10000000000000 actual ralph fans but still, why. why? why are you so pitifully stupid? why do you pigheadedly refuse to not look like a child molester? your fucking trolls have to hold your hand to not look like a child molester! be like if hassle had to help boogie keep him out just out of pity. clean yourself up, get medically helped. you are incapable of making decisions for yourself, you can not do it, you are fucked and even with help its improving the last bit you have left if youre lucky.
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Ladies and guntlemen, it's time for a blast from the past.
Today, Ethan Ralph is known as some sort of Right-wing loudmouth grifter, and that's the perspective he purports to represent. But, in the parlance of Ralph, ... "at one time, [he] felt differently." You see, back in 2012, before Internet Bloodsports, before GamerGate, before Donald Trump, Ralph was a Left-wing political blogger—a self-described "liberal." Ralph has alluded to this before, but there is no substitute for actually reading his political musings. Ralph was not just some normie regurgitating MSM talking points; Ralph was committed to the cause.
Here is what TheRalphRetort.com homepage looked like:
Here are some choice tidbits of Ralph's pre-Gamergate blogging:
And that was TheRalphRetort.com. That was Ethan Ralph. Most if not all of these articles are no longer published on TheRalphRetort.com and can only be accessed via web archives such as The Wayback Machine.
Then, in late 2014, something changed. Everything on TheRalphRetort.com became related to this thing called "GamerGate."
For the uninitiated, GamerGate was an Internet war between autists and faggots which ended with both sides becoming autistic faggots. At the end of the day, it was basically just a hashtag that fame-hungry grifters used to get clicks for their shitty content. This is how Ralph got Internet famous. After GamerGate founder and leader "Jim" O'Shaughnessy, AKA Internet Aristocrat (formerly "Jim81Jim," now "Mister Metokur") blessed Ethan with a platform on his streams, Ethan successfully used the #GamerGate hashtag to bring views to his shitty site. And even though GamerGate really only lasted a few months (it died the moment Jim stopped associating with it), Ethan would continue to post about GamerGate for years.
Here is an interview with Ethan Ralph where he discusses how he got into GamerGate and abruptly changed his whole life to grift off of it instead of getting a real job:
Stay tuned for Part 2, which discusses Ralph's "Fuck Censorship" forum (yes, Ralph briefly had a forum on TheRalphRetort.com).
Today, Ethan Ralph is known as some sort of Right-wing loudmouth grifter, and that's the perspective he purports to represent. But, in the parlance of Ralph, ... "at one time, [he] felt differently." You see, back in 2012, before Internet Bloodsports, before GamerGate, before Donald Trump, Ralph was a Left-wing political blogger—a self-described "liberal." Ralph has alluded to this before, but there is no substitute for actually reading his political musings. Ralph was not just some normie regurgitating MSM talking points; Ralph was committed to the cause.
Here is what TheRalphRetort.com homepage looked like:
Here are some choice tidbits of Ralph's pre-Gamergate blogging:
- Gun Control: "Absolutely nothing will change unless we get our gun problem under control. If you want to keep seeing unspeakable atrocities like this one be committed, or at least are ok with that as long as there’s no gun control, then you are a part of the problem."
- Drinking moonshine: "The first time I ever had moonshine, I was around 14 or 15 years of age. ... if you ever get a chance to try moonshine, do that shit."
- His contempt for Republicans: "...60% to 70% of the time I spend on politics, is spent reading and listening to conservative thought... because knowing how your enemy thinks will allow you to understand their mindset... One of the crazy interesting things I’ve noticed about the GOPers over the years, is their absolute refusal to accept Democratic rule, governance, or favorability of any sort. If a liberal gets elected, the election was tainted. If a left-wing position is shown to be favored by polling, then the polls are rigged. Global warming is a hoax that 98% of scientists are in on. If an ambassador gets killed overseas, Obama let him get killed, probably on purpose. ... It has become a right-wing routine to call for the destruction of our great Republic. . . But one way I would suggest helping end it would be . . . patience. The left in this country is on the verge of something truly great, if we can just stay the course. So don’t let the Teabag bullies, right-wing blowhards, and secessionist traitors intimidate or dishearten you. . . . One more thing: make sure to vote. Nothing pisses off a Republican more than Democrats voting in the numbers they should, because we simply cannot be beat nationally IF we turnout to vote. It’s pretty much mathematically impossible. And as this shutdown and debt ceiling scare has shown, elections have consequences. So choose wisely."
- The "War on Drugs" and Its Effect on Blacks: "When one looks at the impact of the War on Drugs, it’s almost impossible not to start with the devastation it has caused among the black community. No other sector of society has been hit with anywhere near this level of pain."
- Bragging about getting noticed by someone with a higher media profile: "I’d always hoped to make it big one day, but I never thought my day of reckoning would come this soon! ... nothing would make me happier than to be quoted in the LA Times... mission accomplished... [T] he money quote by me: 'I hope you and your whole family die in a house fire.' ... That’s the story of how I became a nationally quoted blogger, ladies and gentlemen."
- Attacking Ted Cruz: "I support the president, and I am a very proud Democrat... After a summer of disunity, all Democrats have come together to fight this menace. They see it for what it is, a blatant attempt to steal concessions from self-made crises, and achieve what the thoroughly discredited right-wingers couldn’t at the ballot box: the destruction of Obamacare, construction of the Keystone Pipeline, and restrictions on birth control (to name a few). ... The extremist’s bluff must be called."
- Simping for Woody Allen against pedophilia accusations: "I believe Allen. I don’t think he molested his daughter. ... Others have penned persuasive defenses themselves. So, there’s no need for me to waste any more space on defending the decorated director. ... What I would like to address, however, is the notion that those of us who believe Allen are some how morally deficient, or a part of 'rape culture.' ... The feminist side has great points to offer, and is right about a lot of shit…there is an epidemic of assaults, for instance. But ... Don’t tell me who I can believe. I’m not immoral because I am inclined to believe a film director who I admittedly like."
- Defending welfare programs because his mom went on welfare: "I am here to tell you something you probably already know if you’re reading my blog: The social safety net is an invaluable construction that helps real taxpayers and actual constructive members of society. It isn’t just some set of programs that help the poor and lazy. It isn’t just for blacks and other minorities. It’s for everyone in the country, and all demographics benefit from its existence."
- Thirsting for black dick: "12 Years a Slave ... is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. ... Django was an almost lighthearted romp through the Slave South ... I loved the film, but it cannot hold a candle to something with as much weight to it as this. 12 Years is so brutal, so unsparing in its depiction of the abject horrors of slavery, that it can be very hard to watch at times. And when I say at times, I pretty much mean the whole movie. ... There isn’t enough superlatives available to convey how highly I thought of this film. It’s one of those movies that make you truly appreciate the power of cinema. It the best movie I’ve seen so far from 2013, and it’s also on my all-time Top Ten list."
And that was TheRalphRetort.com. That was Ethan Ralph. Most if not all of these articles are no longer published on TheRalphRetort.com and can only be accessed via web archives such as The Wayback Machine.
Then, in late 2014, something changed. Everything on TheRalphRetort.com became related to this thing called "GamerGate."
For the uninitiated, GamerGate was an Internet war between autists and faggots which ended with both sides becoming autistic faggots. At the end of the day, it was basically just a hashtag that fame-hungry grifters used to get clicks for their shitty content. This is how Ralph got Internet famous. After GamerGate founder and leader "Jim" O'Shaughnessy, AKA Internet Aristocrat (formerly "Jim81Jim," now "Mister Metokur") blessed Ethan with a platform on his streams, Ethan successfully used the #GamerGate hashtag to bring views to his shitty site. And even though GamerGate really only lasted a few months (it died the moment Jim stopped associating with it), Ethan would continue to post about GamerGate for years.
Here is an interview with Ethan Ralph where he discusses how he got into GamerGate and abruptly changed his whole life to grift off of it instead of getting a real job:
Stay tuned for Part 2, which discusses Ralph's "Fuck Censorship" forum (yes, Ralph briefly had a forum on TheRalphRetort.com).
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now it makes sense. no wonder “theralphretort” sounds like the name of a podcast from some bearded soyboy hipster from san francisco
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I clicked through and read the archived article, and the LA Times guy didn't even quote Ralph by name, he quoted "one fan." No mention of Ralph's name, twitter handle, nothing. Just 'one fan had this dumb shit to say,' and Ralph's squealing in joy. Sad.
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I think Ralph professing his love of Woody Allen films is the most surprising part. The fact he’s just a vapid political grifter who will go whichever way gets him clicks is water is wet territory.
Ralph believing Woody didn’t molest his daughter isn’t surprising. I guess the “believe pedos, not girls” was a major quality that Pantsu wanted in a guy willing to inseminate her.
Hilarious that Ralph will call any man who hurts his fees fees a pedo, but not Woody Allen!
Ralph believing Woody didn’t molest his daughter isn’t surprising. I guess the “believe pedos, not girls” was a major quality that Pantsu wanted in a guy willing to inseminate her.
Hilarious that Ralph will call any man who hurts his fees fees a pedo, but not Woody Allen!
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I disagree that he only changed his politics to grift.
I think the truth is much more pathetic: He changed his whole political worldview and became redpilled over autistic video game drama.
Many such cases.
I think the truth is much more pathetic: He changed his whole political worldview and became redpilled over autistic video game drama.
Many such cases.
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Lol wow it's one thing to be a faggot and have retarded viewpoints but its another to be a faggot and have retarded viewpoints and then completely flip-flop to having the exact OPPOSITE retarded viewpoints, and also still be a faggot.
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Everything he touches turns to shit. It's the fecal Midas
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I'm unconvinced, he voted for Obama twice, there is no way a bit of jail time suddenly turned him into such a hard right fat grifting midget. People who were extremists to begin with will swing from one extremist position to another.
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I don't think Ralph cares about politics or vidya all that much. The pattern I see is that he's motivated by his need for validation. He wants to be known. He wants to feel important. It's pretty much the samr shit he's doing today.
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I know people have deliberated about it before but from reading this, these definitely shows plenty of symptoms of HPD.
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So he was throwing back moonshine in middle school?
Wow.
No wonder he’s so fucked up. Does anyone know if methanol causes additional developmental issues like the ethanol Sanda named him after? Really easy to taint your moonshine with wood alcohol if you don’t know how to work the still.
Wow.
No wonder he’s so fucked up. Does anyone know if methanol causes additional developmental issues like the ethanol Sanda named him after? Really easy to taint your moonshine with wood alcohol if you don’t know how to work the still.
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Well aside from what normal ethanol does such as nerve damage and tissue atrophy, more extreme situations involve convulsions, headache/vomiting (obviously), can cause permanent blindness and of course, death.
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I was being facetious, mostly. I was wondering if it’d do anything to a child beyond what it does to adults. No way in hell he was able to get good shine.
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Gotcha. I think in the more obvious case this is simply early signs of increasing his risk potential for trying other adulterated substances. That much is apparent 20+ years later. I guess the only difference in some of these cases is whether he's affecting his nervous system, renal system, etc. more of depending on what his appetite for drugs and liquor are that day.