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- Oct 14, 2014
Every righteous gamer's life revolves around making sure women know their place, the holy (>implying things can be "holy") combination of dew and doritos, and maintaining that glorious feeling of euphoria. This thread is dedicated to helping each other induce and keep themselves in a state of euphoria.
I find that the easiest way to induce euphoria is to inject a marijuana while listening to Richard Dawkins read his "We privileged few" quote toward the end of that one really long Nightwish song. Other ways I induce myself into euphoria are to wear my fedora, trenchcoat, and fingerless gloves out in public on a hot summer's day; females dig this look but are too shy to approach me. Another way to induce euphoria is to mix equal parts mountain dew and monster and one part red bull - it's my spin on Commander Stryker's gamer cocktail. I down this with a big bag of cool ranch Doritos and two 24 oz bottles of Coca Cola on a daily basis; it's really healthy for you and it makes you feel like you just snorted five marijuanas.
So what are some other ways my fellow gamergaters make themselves euphoric?
I find that the easiest way to induce euphoria is to inject a marijuana while listening to Richard Dawkins read his "We privileged few" quote toward the end of that one really long Nightwish song. Other ways I induce myself into euphoria are to wear my fedora, trenchcoat, and fingerless gloves out in public on a hot summer's day; females dig this look but are too shy to approach me. Another way to induce euphoria is to mix equal parts mountain dew and monster and one part red bull - it's my spin on Commander Stryker's gamer cocktail. I down this with a big bag of cool ranch Doritos and two 24 oz bottles of Coca Cola on a daily basis; it's really healthy for you and it makes you feel like you just snorted five marijuanas.
So what are some other ways my fellow gamergaters make themselves euphoric?
