Euphoric atheists

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This one is super irritating:

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What cracks me up is how euphorics like this view God and the spiritual world, as opposed to many religious people. Fedoras love to refer to God as a bearded man in the clouds whose existence should have been proven by now and chortle about how stupid it is for people to believe in Him... and yet many religious people view God as a metaphysical force that exists outside of space of time and can't be so easily personified. So it's euphorics who the ones holding onto the "man in the clouds" mentality.

But "There is no soul! Has a surgeon ever seen one?" is the line that made my eye twitch.

I've never heard anyone ever refer to the soul as something physical in my entire life. Ever. Even by people who don't believe in souls. Everyone's pretty much on board that the soul isn't a physical object like the liver or small intestine that you would be able to see if you cut someone open; it's an abstract essence. It's just like how even non-religious people make a distinction between "brain" and "mind;" the brain is the physical organ that controls the body, but the mind is what makes you you and can't be seen like the brain can.

"There is no love! Love often turns to hate proving there never was love!"

That... doesn't make sense???? Hasn't OP ever heard of a love-hate relationship? Or that the opposite of love isn't hate but rather indifference? Plus, since when does love "often" turn to hate? Sure, you may get angry or annoyed at the people you love sometimes, but for the most part we continue to be fond of the people and things we love. What kind of relationships does OP have?

"Enjoy your life, you'll be dead soon enough!"

I would say that OP must be a blast at parties, but that's implying he's even invited to any.

This entire graphic is so fucking stupid, holy shit.
 
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What cracks me up is how euphorics like this view God and the spiritual world, as opposed to many religious people. Fedoras love to refer to God as a bearded man in the clouds whose existence should have been proven by now and chortle about how stupid it is for people to believe in Him... and yet many religious people view God as a metaphysical force that exists outside of space of time and can't be so easily personified. So it's euphorics who the ones holding onto the "man in the clouds" mentality.

But "There is no soul! Has a surgeon ever seen one?" is the line that made my eye twitch.

I've never heard anyone ever refer to the soul as something physical in my entire life. Ever. Even by people who don't believe in souls. Everyone's pretty much on board that the soul isn't a physical object like the liver or small intestine that you would be able to see if you cut someone open; it's an abstract essence. It's just like how even non-religious people make a distinction between "brain" and "mind;" the brain is the physical organ that controls the body, but the mind is what makes you you and can't be seen like the brain can.

"There is no love! Love often turns to hate proving there never was love!"

That... doesn't make sense???? Hasn't OP ever heard of a love-hate relationship? Or that the opposite of love isn't hate but rather indifference?

"Enjoy your life, you'll be dead soon enough!"

I would say that OP must be a blast at parties, but that's implying he's even invited to any.

This entire graphic is so fucking stupid, holy shit.
In regards to all this, the meaning of a soul is something varied. As far as I remember in learning about Greek philosophers, some thought of the soul as being the mind. And that you'll be dead soon enough almost sounds a bit salty.
 
Plus, what religions are there besides Islam, Christianity, and Judaism (since he already listed those) that have the patriarchal overtones?

Theravada Buddhism and certain sects of Hinduism can be interpreted as being rather patriarchal, but most anti-theist feminists don't really care that much about those because they aren't WHITE MALE religions.
 
For people who believe that there is no afterlife so we should enjoy our precious little time on this earth while we have it, these atheist nerds seem really angry and miserable.
 
"There is no love! Love often turns to hate proving there never was love!"
"Enjoy your life, you'll be dead soon enough!"
You'll be dead soon proving you've never been alive in the first place.
There is no such thing as "life" to enjoy.
 
One would like ask him why patriarchy? Aren't there religions that can be femenist? With Wicca (outside of its founder creating it to have sex or something like that), you at least have three female deities that are given importance. Plus, what religions are there besides Islam, Christianity, and Judaism (since he already listed those) that have the patriarchal overtones?
Actually, if one studies history, Christianity was originally a woman's religion. Hebrew families in Roman times were taught religion by the mother because the Father would be too busy for such matters. So any religion that caught on did so because the women liked it.
 
I've never heard anyone ever refer to the soul as something physical in my entire life. Ever.

Okay, there's this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)

He claimed the soul existed and weighed 21 grams. There is a best selling book and an Oscar-nominated movie about it.

He even claimed dogs didn't have souls based on this bullshit.

Sure he's a gibbering idiot, but lots of retards bought his bullshit.
 
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Here's your daily euphoria. I also got two pages for you guys to look and laugh at. The first is another "author" with his head far up the place where the sun don't shine.

https://twitter.com/DavidGMcAfee?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorDavidGMcAfee/

The second one is a page very similar to WFLA.

https://www.facebook.com/antitheistleague/

If you're too scared to click, here's an example of they're stupidity.
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One last note. David Silverman, president of American Atheists released a new book recently. Won't this be good.
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Hope this keeps you guys going for a while.
 
Haha wow, that one about how Christians shouldn't have access to medicine because they do nothing to help it is perfectly euphoric. Oh please dear le genius gentlesir, tell us all about the things you have done to advance the progress of medical science.
 
Haha wow, that one about how Christians shouldn't have access to medicine because they do nothing to help it is perfectly euphoric. Oh please dear le genius gentlesir, tell us all about the things you have done to advance the progress of medical science.
It's the classic "I trust science because it's based on reason and religion is run by corrupt people." Then conveniently ignore the numerous ways science can be corrupted for personal gain, or the notable religious leaders who've contributed greatly to various academic fields.
 
1. Like I said before, it takes a special kind of narcissist to think they're smarter and more rational than 2 billion people.
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2. Neckbeard-faced-fool thinks he's clever :story:
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3. I can't act like an obnoxious dipshit?! Bawww! Political correctness is ruining the world!!1!
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4. You compared Ahmed Mohammed to an ISIS child soldier, you despicable prick.
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5. Sneered the neckbeard as the picked off cheeto bits from their keyboard
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1. Like I said before, it takes a special kind of narcissist to think they're smarter and more rational than 2 billion people.
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2. Neckbeard-faced-fool thinks he's clever :story:
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3. I can't act like an obnoxious dipshit?! Bawww! Political correctness is ruining the world!!1!
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4. You compared Ahmed Mohammed to an ISIS child soldier, you despicable prick.
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5. Sneered the neckbeard as the picked off cheeto bits from their keyboard
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1) Aren't there rationalist who can in a way be religious?
2) If spirituality is some sort of virus, I'm pretty sure spiritual people would have some IRL version of a blue screen of death or performance slow down.
3) Some children can be in church and isn't showing pornography to kids illegal?
4) While children can be subject to criticism, one should be careful in how they criticize.
5) Do they even know how much time is spent in doing five prayers? From a quick look, they'd spend 15-25 minutes in total. Also, prayer sounds better than Second Life, considering how the latter can have crazy people and all.

To be fair, Telescope Jace is kinda cool.
He needs a golden Deagle and a Semper Fidelis knife. Commander Jace would find him unrealistic due to no gun and having books that he'd find gay.
 
People who call themselves rationalists are hilarious.

It's right up there with "I'm the most humble guy I know"
 
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"It's sooooo obnoxious when people shove their religion down your throat! It's okay when atheists do it, though!"

The only thing that makes this story bearable is that it was on Not Always Right and is therefore fake 100% actually happened.
 
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