Euphoric atheists

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The current wave of nu-atheism pisses me off.

You would think by killing God we would enter a new age of scientific enlightenment, but nope, we only created a bunch of pseudo intellectual degenerates that worship a religion of trooney and gibs me dat.
 
The current wave of nu-atheism pisses me off.

You would think by killing God we would enter a new age of scientific enlightenment, but nope, we only created a bunch of pseudo intellectual degenerates that worship a religion of trooney and gibs me dat.
We are hardwired to have religion. If you turn away from God you'll just try to fill that hole with something else.
 
The current wave of nu-atheism pisses me off.

You would think by killing God we would enter a new age of scientific enlightenment, but nope, we only created a bunch of pseudo intellectual degenerates that worship a religion of trooney and gibs me dat.
South Park isn't a perfect show, but Go God Go was pretty good for this point. No amount of secularism and “enlightened thinking” is going to make humans not be composed of selfish bastards fighting over petty things, they'll just replace God with a new cause to kill for.
 
"White Jesus" is trending on Twitter for some reason. This is one of the top results.
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Of course, it's made by a danger-haired troon.
 
And here I was, like a retard, thinking Jesus was White in many paintings because the Renaissance artists were White Europeans as was everyone around them.
It's not as if Jesus would've been some African Brotha anyway. A Galilean Jew would by all means be Mediterranean White, so not much different than the way the Orthodox icons depicted Christ. There's no conspiracy, Jesus was drawn as what he presumably would have looked like based on what Italians would know.
 
The current wave of nu-atheism pisses me off.

You would think by killing God we would enter a new age of scientific enlightenment, but nope, we only created a bunch of pseudo intellectual degenerates that worship a religion of trooney and gibs me dat.
Nu-atheists read Nietzsche without realizing what he meant.

"White Jesus" is trending on Twitter for some reason. This is one of the top results.
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Of course, it's made by a danger-haired troon.
I find it funny how people say Jesus was Arab without realizing the strong presence of Arabs in the Levant wouldn't be for another 600 years.
 
Nu-atheists read Nietzsche without realizing what he meant.
Nietzsche is an interesting case where he wrote a fuck ton about his philosophy and then just had a bunch of absolute speds take it and run in the opposite direction with it.
I’m convinced that 99.9% of self proclaimed nihilists have never picked up one of his books, it’s crazy.
 
Santa is more real than atheism
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Also atheists not knowing Santa is based on a Christian saint just proves they are brainlets
 
They'll probably say something about Santa being Odin or something, even though Saint Nicholas exists in a historical context in the 4th Century AD.
I'm certain that Father Christmas has some Odinistic components by virtue of cultural osmosis common in Christianity, but only a fool would ignore the fact that Santa Claus is overwhelmingly based on Saint Nicholas. Truth be told, all of the attempts to claim Christian holidays are secretly pagan is absurd: Easter is directly descended from Passover to the point that the Orthodox churches still call it as such (Pascha is the Greek and Aramaic term for Passover) and Christmas was based on a rough prediction of Christ's birth assuming he died on the same day of the year as his conception. Perhaps pagan components bled in as various groups were converted due to the transition from solstice and equinox celebrations, but none of this “Santa Claus is Odin” or “Easter is about Ishtar” bullshit euphorics and radical Protestants blather on about.
 
I'm certain that Father Christmas has some Odinistic components by virtue of cultural osmosis common in Christianity, but only a fool would ignore the fact that Santa Claus is overwhelmingly based on Saint Nicholas. Truth be told, all of the attempts to claim Christian holidays are secretly pagan is absurd: Easter is directly descended from Passover to the point that the Orthodox churches still call it as such (Pascha is the Greek and Aramaic term for Passover) and Christmas was based on a rough prediction of Christ's birth assuming he died on the same day of the year as his conception. Perhaps pagan components bled in as various groups were converted due to the transition from solstice and equinox celebrations, but none of this “Santa Claus is Odin” or “Easter is about Ishtar” bullshit euphorics and radical Protestants blather on about.
This reminds me of one guy I saw on ifunny about a year ago. He would go on about how the Trinity was false or how icons depicting holy figures were blasphemous, but the two most batshit things he genuinely believed was that the celebration of Hallowe'en, Christmas, Easter, and other holidays was the cause of the World Wars and that Jesus Christ was the name of a Roman pagan god called "Jesus Horus Christ" therefore he called Jesus "Yeshua."

Truly a bizarre and confused man.
 
It's not as if Jesus would've been some African Brotha anyway. A Galilean Jew would by all means be Mediterranean White, so not much different than the way the Orthodox icons depicted Christ. There's no conspiracy, Jesus was drawn as what he presumably would have looked like based on what Italians would know.
The bible specifically says he was an ugly brown dude
 
It's not as if Jesus would've been some African Brotha anyway. A Galilean Jew would by all means be Mediterranean White, so not much different than the way the Orthodox icons depicted Christ. There's no conspiracy, Jesus was drawn as what he presumably would have looked like based on what Italians would know.
Jesus was descended from King David, who was descended from Abraham, who was descended from Noah's son Shem, not Ham (black African) or Japheth (white European). Jesus's skin color would best be described as a Middle Eastern Jew.
 

This is what euphorics actually think went down.
(He's done this bit before. It's just as irritating and cringy as this time.)
 

This one really pissed me off.

Fuck your pity. You euphorics tell Christians that we're wasting our lives, but what are you doing? You hate having your positions asserted for you, but somehow, it's ok when you do it. You say in your posts that arguing with Christians is a meaningless endeavor that goes nowhere, but you make entire channels solely dedicated to shitting on them behind their backs. If you truly believe that this life is all we have, why waste it on us? You say religion doesn't control your life anymore, well, it seems to me that it controls your life more than ever.
Being as condescending, crass, vile, antagonistic, and irritating as possible does not get people on your side. It only gets them to hate you all the more.

Go fuck yourself, you hypocritical, outrage addicted, alcoholic nigger.
 
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