Euphoric atheists

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Guyspleasedontfight said:
I laugh at the idea of redditors smugly entering hell. What would the hell of a euphoric be? Eternal Sunday school classes with kindly old ladies? Maybe with a little bit of jocks pushing them in lockers mixed in.
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They will literally have nothing as far as I can surmise. To basically cease to exist or at best float in a void forever unable to reach heaven is probably the most likely punishment for many unbelievers in hell.
 
Most physically attractive and fit atheist:
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The memes write themselves:
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Least brainlet and science worshipping atheist:
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Cry harder.

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Better then being in a world full of people like you.

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I don't need religion to hate you. I hate you because you're a petty, toxic, waste of life who's hideous inside and out.

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Wow, Christians can't be persecuted against just like how blacks can't be racist ya'll!

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What alternate reality do you have to live in to think this is real? Wanting to be a victim much?

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Is that you AAlewis?
 
Happy euphoric cringe day!
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Quick BTW to the last one. Non-religious does not automatically equal atheist. In fact, of that 28%, atheists are only 3 or 4% of that.
 
Guyspleasedontfight said:
I laugh at the idea of redditors smugly entering hell. What would the hell of a euphoric be? Eternal Sunday school classes with kindly old ladies? Maybe with a little bit of jocks pushing them in lockers mixed in.
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Flaming Insignias said:
They will literally have nothing as far as I can surmise. To basically cease to exist or at best float in a void forever unable to reach heaven is probably the most likely punishment for many unbelievers in hell.
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Personally, I always liked/preferred the depictions of hell/bad afterlife where the punishments are tailor-made to one’s sins (the greedy being buried under a mountain of gold or being destitute beggars, the gluttonous being force-fed until they explode or starving for all eternity etc) rather than the usual burning in a fiery pit. I’ve always put great stock in the whole eye for an eye/contrapasso thing. That bad people should be punished in ways that remind then of their crimes and/or show them how their victims suffered. Dante's Inferno and the Greek version of hell, Tartarus, come to mind.
 
The only one that makes any sense is the middle one, but oh no, they're now racists because it's the uwu oppressed brown pee-oh-see religion they attacked.
 
So much bitterness for something that is out of our control. I would feel bad that this is the only thing going on for these people, but they are some of the biggest assholes. Does it matter if there's a God or not if the only thing these people will be remembered for is yelling at Christians on Twitter. If this is it why the hell are they not living it up as much as possible instead of wasting it being a dick to others.
 
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Wasn’t Satan originally one of God’s angels who got too full of himself and tried to overthrow the All mighty, only to get his ass whooped and banished from heaven? Though I suppose she would probably retort “well why didn’t the omniscient God forsee Lucifier betraying him” or something.
 
Mr Metron666 said:
Wasn’t Satan originally one of God’s angels who got too full of himself and tried to overthrow the All mighty, only to get his ass whooped and banished from heaven? Though I suppose she would probably retort “well why didn’t the omniscient God forsee Lucifier betraying him” or something.
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Satan's funny, because the one we're most familiar with only really appears in the New Testament as a bit part and it's outside works that flesh him out. Any references of the Old Testament are angels taking on a role specifically as an Accuser. They are supposed to accuse and try humans to either test their faith, or punish them for their crimes.

Theologically speaking, Satan himself could legit just be the most important angel in the role and never actually rebelled, since he was supposed to accuse others of their folly and punish them in the beyond.
 
Roger Dennis said:
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Now, there are happy atheists, but it's usually despite that and not because of it, because face it, not believing there is any fundamental meaning in anything is some bleak fucking shit. I never got the "euphoric" concept. I miss believing in something. If I could just flip it on like a switch I would.
 
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Fuck you too. Miserable assholes like this would be better off dead.
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Everything is a dick measuring contests with fedora tippers. It's not enough to be happy; you have to find a reason to justify feeling superior to others. I really wish it were possible to find the rates of Cluster-B disorders among the euphoric.
Thefrogsaregay said:
So much bitterness for something that is out of our control. I would feel bad that this is the only thing going on for these people, but they are some of the biggest assholes. Does it matter if there's a God or not if the only thing these people will be remembered for is yelling at Christians on Twitter. If this is it why the hell are they not living it up as much as possible instead of wasting it being a dick to others.
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Feeling justified in being a dick/cunt is the entire point.
Adamska said:
Satan's funny, because the one we're most familiar with only really appears in the New Testament as a bit part and it's outside works that flesh him out. Any references of the Old Testament are angels taking on a role specifically as an Accuser. They are supposed to accuse and try humans to either test their faith, or punish them for their crimes.

Theologically speaking, Satan himself could legit just be the most important angel in the role and never actually rebelled, since he was supposed to accuse others of their folly and punish them in the beyond.
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That's only true in Judaism. The NT expanded and clarified on the Old. In this case it's made clear that you can't to do evil and be on God's side. Satan is used for various purposes, but it's not a job he's been charged with.
 
Adamska said:
Satan's funny, because the one we're most familiar with only really appears in the New Testament as a bit part and it's outside works that flesh him out. Any references of the Old Testament are angels taking on a role specifically as an Accuser. They are supposed to accuse and try humans to either test their faith, or punish them for their crimes.
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The most obvious OT example would of course be the Book of Job, where the two come across more as asshole buddies than enemies.
 
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