Euphoric atheists

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What the hell is he even trying to ask, exactly? Why does he expect that Christians would sit and ponder Jesus' fingering habits in detail? What's his fixation on fingering? Does he think fingering is wrong? It sounds like he does, which seems like an odd moral judgment coming from an atheist, unless there's an atheist sexual morality crusade out there somewhere.

This actually made me laugh out loud despite their intentional perverseness. Their accusation that Jesus didn't engage in immorality because he was scared of girls is like saying everyone who is chaste is sexually dysfunctional.

Jesus was raised in an religious household; a blended family of numerous brothers and sisters. He grew up around females and was taught by his mother as well as his father. The bible doesn't talk about his attraction to females, not because he was "scared" of them, but rather he was more interested in fulfilling his ministry.

Secondly, growing up, he understood that the religious leaders of his day assigned undue stress upon the people with their unlawful, laborious practices and rituals. This obviously would have included the poor treatment of women as demonstrated by men who were granted divorce on ridiculous and spurious grounds so they could marry younger wives.

However, unlike those religious leaders, Jesus had a strong affinity for women. The woman at the well was a Samaritan; a people well-known to be hated by Jews. His striking up a conversation with her was unconscionable in that religious climate. He cured the old woman with a grievous blood flow issue that made her unclean in the eyes of the Law and commended her for her faith. He treated the woman who wept at his feet and washed them with her hair with deep empathy. He consoled Mary and Martha and cried with them when he learned of their brother Lazarus's death, knowing full well he could raise the man. When he was dying, he made sure his mother was taken care of after he passed, caring for others right to his end. When he was resurrected as a spirit, he appeared to women first, before his own disciples. Yes, Jesus had an affection and deep respect for the opposite sex.

Again, the idea that Jesus was scared of girls is nonsense espoused by atheists who've never bothered to read the Bible or are intent on being intellectually dishonest. Besides, after learning about his purpose to die on behalf of all mankind so it could have a relationship with God, starting a family he knew he would have to leave behind 3 years later would be out of harmony with his loving and caring personality.
 
You really found a winner here...

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What the hell is he even trying to ask, exactly? Why does he expect that Christians would sit and ponder Jesus' fingering habits in detail? What's his fixation on fingering? Does he think fingering is wrong? It sounds like he does, which seems like an odd moral judgment coming from an atheist, unless there's an atheist sexual morality crusade out there somewhere.
If we are to believe the visual record, Jesus clearly adhered to the philosophy of "duo in rosea, unum in foetor".

https://www.google.com/search?q=jes...-MbcAhVTW8AKHUOkCs0Q_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=635
 
A fat euphoric atheist I went to college with shared this

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I am atheist, but so many things wrong with this logic that I don't know where to begin
 
A fat euphoric atheist I went to college with shared this

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I am atheist, but so many things wrong with this logic that I don't know where to begin
"Any biblical characters?"

Yeah, no one has any clue where those Pharohs were. They must have been made up. And that King David dude? No legacy at all.
 
"Any biblical characters?"

Yeah, no one has any clue where those Pharohs were. They must have been made up. And that King David dude? No legacy at all.

It's always funny how they claim to be people of science and logic, yet they are so threatened by religion that they ignore overwhelming historian consensus on historical jesus existing. The overwhelming consensus among historians is that historical jesus (that is, the man who went around preaching and founded the religion, not the dude who performed miracles) existed. Yet the neckbeards think that since god isn't real, there's no way that the man who supposedly founded the religion is real. Even if actual historians believe he existed.
 
A fat euphoric atheist I went to college with shared this

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I am atheist, but so many things wrong with this logic that I don't know where to begin

It's not logic, though. It's just factually wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David#History_and_archeology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#History_and_archeology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caiaphas_ossuary (Jewish high priest blamed for plotting to kill Jesus)

It's harder to find a specific person than it is to find a single fossilized animal from a species that had millions of members.
 
Do people like these not expect parents to teach their children what they believe to be fundamentally important truths? Even if they don't, the media certainly won't hold back in presenting their own worldviews.

And given what the media's like now that the masquerade's done, I don't blame any of said parents who teach their foundational views a little harder. They've already made it very clear what they think of Christians and Jews, certainly.

Here's a pretty euphoric dude on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/MPaulkovich

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This guy's just salty that he'll never have a pad that cool.
 
And given what the media's like now that the masquerade's done, I don't blame any of said parents who teach their foundational views a little harder. They've already made it very clear what they think of Christians and Jews, certainly.



This guy's just salty that he'll never have a pad that cool.
Some of the greatest architectural and artistic achievements our civilization has ever produced, and this twat calls them a "waste of space".

Tell me again how learned and intellectual you are, homeboy.
 
I think Santa would be entirely entitled to tell you to fuck off if you dissed his good buddy Frosty.
 
It's always funny how they claim to be people of science and logic, yet they are so threatened by religion that they ignore overwhelming historian consensus on historical jesus existing. The overwhelming consensus among historians is that historical jesus (that is, the man who went around preaching and founded the religion, not the dude who performed miracles) existed. Yet the neckbeards think that since god isn't real, there's no way that the man who supposedly founded the religion is real. Even if actual historians believe he existed.
Apparently it doesn't matter what historians say. Its what dank twitter memes say.
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Found a similar account yesterday.
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Guy's been euphoric for the last 5 years dedicating every day to living like the worst stereotype of an edgy teenaged atheist imaginable. He has 4000 followers and seems to have some ties to those atheist-run "God" accounts on twitter (not sure if those have been covered here, but they're as euphoric as you would expect). Judging from his account, seems like he's just out to spite his parents or can't come to terms with that so he takes his frustration out on religion.
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I sometimes see accounts like this and think "its just too silly and stereotypical so they must be parody accounts", but then I notice they have been doing this for 5 or even 10 years non-stop while jerking each other off and I realize that these fedora weirdos are absolutely serious in their euphoria to the point of obsession. I mean their whole slogan was that they're basically like people who aren't stamp collectors, except non-stamp collectors never even talk about stamps and may only occasionally make some lighthearted jokes about people who do, which is what most normal non-believers probably do as you never even get to know what they actually believe or don't believe. But with fedoras, its like they have no life outside their views. Hell, even the soccer moms of old and SJWs had other hobbies and social activities, but people like fedoras are more obsessive than even those types since they dedicate themselves to this one goal because they see it as some kind of holy war for human justice (minus the 'holy' part in their case). :powerlevel:Its like a fedoratheist I used to know on a scifi forum who hardly ever talked about scifi and spent more time talking about religion and the thing was that he was on the forums since like 2004 (10 years since the last time I checked in 2014). Makes me feel kinda bad for the moderates who have to deal with these kind of faggots existing and making them look like shit.
 
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I keep seeing atheist computer people on russian sites say "Thanks Chtulhu", and if it isn't double irony, then I don't know what this is.
 
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