Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

He has student loan debt from diploma mills that require zero effort to “graduate”?

He’s going HAM on his FB page against trolls. Which reminds me: I don’t think the faggot who’s calling Bob and leaving abusive voicemails or straight up cussing him out when he answers is from KF. He seems to have attracted lots of haters from across the web, long before KF even noticed him. But if it is someone from here, and you’re reading this, please know you’re even more of a goddamn retard than Bob is. Those messages and calls were pure cringe.
 
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Kangaroo said:
How long do you think it would take RLM to take 1 nice HUD rental and turn it into a germ infested, broken down, leaking home? Don't forget Aunt whatsherfaces home that got a citation for trash in the yard - the event leading to RLM threatening to kill the mayor and getting locked up for a time. He has a long history of running down property to a worthless state!!



Nah - RLM is incapable of working, because every employer in the area knows about his shit, and he's burnt every bridge offered to him in the past. Who's going to give that miserable SoB a job as a greeter?‽!


I was wondering why he needs hi-def cable/satellite, when he's watching on a 1960's analog TV?
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Well, that would be the beauty of watching them "wear the place out" programs like that have walk through once a year to check on the place. Just think of all the possibilities we could get to watch and hear about. And as a bonus to them, they would get a somewhat healthier place to live. Even if the place has them move every few years because they funked the place up. It would be amusing to watch.

Power level a bit here...

I know of people in my area where hud program bought people (albeit with kids) and 80,000 home (in my area that's a 5 bedroom 2 bath) and they paid 100 a month for 15 years and the home was theirs free and clear after. Crazy, yes I know.

But we are talking about Bob and Renee that has the government buy their shoes, pay to clip toenails for goodness sake. Every small couch or sneeze they get, instead of going to CVS or wherever like the rest of society to buy over the counter meds, these two just keep sucking up benefits and have the government pay for it.
They sponge off every other thing they can get, I was pondering the hijinks and amusement of good old HUD livin for Bob and his Concubinage.


I must have been late to the party for this...when and what happened for him getting into trouble with the red cross?!
 
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Sappy said:
Well, that would be the beauty of watching them "wear the place out" programs like that have walk through once a year to check on the place. Just think of all the possibilities we could get to watch and hear about. And as a bonus to them, they would get a somewhat healthier place to live. Even if the place has them move every few years because they funked the place up. It would be amusing to watch.

Power level a bit here...

I know of people in my area where hud program bought people (albeit with kids) and 80,000 home (in my area that's a 5 bedroom 2 bath) and they paid 100 a month for 15 years and the home was theirs free and clear after. Crazy, yes I know.

But we are talking about Bob and Renee that has the government buy their shoes, pay to clip toenails for goodness sake. Every small couch or sneeze they get, instead of going to CVS or wherever like the rest of society to buy over the counter meds, these two just keep sucking up benefits and have the government pay for it.
They sponge off every other thing they can get, I was pondering the hijinks and amusement of good old HUD livin for Bob and his Concubinage.


I must have been late to the party for this...when and what happened for him getting into trouble with the red cross?!
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Is that paying to clip toenails thing a joke or true? WTF?

Bob is still fuming about not inheriting Tupperware.

BTW one big takeaway from a video I listened to a few nights ago is that only one of Bob’s sons can drive and one of them is a car mechanic. Wonder if they’re one and the same. Did his rebel son get a DUI or something? Why won’t his son fix his vehicle?

Bob also persuaded a local car shop into
checking out and trying to fix his car for free. Yet still he bitches that nobody is nice or generous to him.
 
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I don't remember the details of Bob getting into trouble with the Red Cross, but on his first responder hi viz vest he has Red Cross patches. He went to the disaster scene and said he was with the Red Cross when he wasn't. IIRC he was reported as a fake and the Red Cross sent him a letter telling him not to do that.

I think the letter might be buried in the thread somewhere.

I do remember his desire to be a first responder started when he listened to CB channel 9 (the CB emergency channel) and saved a woman's life. So yes, he has been legitimately helpful during his life. Edit - I mistook what happened, but somehow I thought he did save someone's life by listening to his CB radio. Hmm.

His most successful job was as a paper boy, which he worked from when he was a (IIRC) preteen until he was married and in his early 20s (I think he did it for 11 years). He also worked as an armed security guard, a school bus driver (he got fired when he got arrested for threatening the mayor), a group home worker, and a job coach. He more or less decided to retire in his late 40s in 2011 after leaving his job coach position and go on welfare full time.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
He has student loan debt from diploma mills that require zero effort to “graduate”?

He’s going HAM on his FB page against trolls. Which reminds me: I don’t think the faggot who’s calling Bob and leaving abusive voicemails or straight up cussing him out when he answers is from KF. He seems to have attracted lots of haters from across the web, long before KF even noticed him. But if it is someone from here, and you’re reading this, please know you’re even more of a goddamn exceptional individual than Bob is. Those messages and calls were pure cringe.
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Where's his FB page?
 
If you don't know, Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus is the title of Bob's autobiography. Someone wrote out the chapters in this thread in 2016 (it's about 70 pages in my Word file) and someone narrated it on YouTube.

the channel is Bobby McKimmo

chapter 5 is the one where he talks about his jobs
 
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He posted a 2 minute video of a snow squall today in his trailer park. I have to be honest here. I’m starting to feel sorry for the guy. His life is so depressing.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Is that paying to clip toenails thing a joke or true? WTF?

Bob is still fuming about not inheriting Tupperware.

BTW one big takeaway from a video I listened to a few nights ago is that only one of Bob’s sons can drive and one of them is a car mechanic. Wonder if they’re one and the same. Did his rebel son get a DUI or something? Why won’t his son fix his vehicle?

Bob also persuaded a local car shop into
checking out and trying to fix his car for free. Yet still he bitches that nobody is nice or generous to him.
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Oh the cutting of the toenails is not a joke. I dont know if it was the "home video" or the van ride ones he had said that he goes to the doctor to get his toenails cut and the government pays for it every month, and they also pay for his shoes once a year or every 2 years and he was complaining about how he needs another pair sooner then this. I dont know if I will be able to sift through all the gems, but if I find it, I'll link it here. Then there are times he was talking about how he or renee needed some over the counter meds that you would walk in and just pick up and pay for, but he ha found a way to get this over the counter stuff paid for by the government as well.

Its absolutely mindboggliing the entitlement and how he thinks everyone should just provide for him in the name of God, when you know hes not giving back or doing anything hes able to do for anyone.

I didnt know about the red cross adventure. I'll have to dig deeper in the cess file and see if I can find out more info. That sounds amusing!!!

And I also didnt know he saved a life. Now that's something. Way better then the poor people whom lived in a trailer around the corner from him and he pulls up filming and screeching hes from some weather service and did they report this to them. The poor people looked like they were just trying to get into their tipped over place to grab some clothes and things and here he comes recording away and being a pest.
 
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Lucille Loader was the woman's name - it's chapter 9 in the book (as I mentioned - channel 9 on CB is the emergency channel). I think I misremembered the details - sorry about that

Yeah, like a lot of lolcows, he thinks the rules shouldn't apply to him.

Near the end of the job chapter in his book, he criticizes Christians for making him follow the rules (like at Harcutus or something). He thinks Christians should just bend the rules and risk their jobs to get him what he wants.
 
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Bob is posting a lot about how it’s important to rebuke one another. Not that he likes it when people rebuke him for his entitlement and demanding his fellow Christians work all the love-long day so they can pay more of his bills than their taxes already do.
 
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Sappy said:
... I dont know if I will be able to sift through all the gems, but if I find it, I'll link it here...
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I read that as "sift through all the germs" which considering RLM, is kind of apt.


As for the student debt - he did a lot of college at one point - his security guard training and psych diplomas - keep an eye out, he sometimes pulls them out of his filing system in order to boast about his achievements. And then got on disability, which allows him to get out of paying off the debt (once again leaving the tax payer to do it for him). Couple years back he had to recertify as disabled and had one of his stupidiness fits about how he's disabled and they need to get off his case - frankly I think he was scared about being left high and dry and having to pay that debt off. Also considering his age and the term of non-payment - that would be a scary amount of accrued interest on top of his original balance. And considering the level of employment that RLM is qualified for - he's not going to have much left from a salary after he pays his dues.
 
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Bob must get a thrill out of reporting people to the cops for minor crimes, or even for minor slights. Unfortunately, the cops have to deal with people like Bob all the time, they send officers (usually fairly new ones) out to deal with them.
Tommy Tooter and David/Susan Stone have videos where they also make goofy police reports to very patient dispatchers or cops.
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And he has a scanner so he can listen in to the dispatch calls, IF they're not encrypted (they may not have that in such a rural area). It's the kind of thing for which a dispatcher would ask the responding officer if he's "familiar with this caller" and if not, would probably have him phone in to explain what a nut Bob is.

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Is that paying to clip toenails thing a joke or true? WTF?
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Old people sometimes literally can't bend to reach their toes whether due to arthritis, obesity, another medical condition or all of the above. It can lead to serious infections and, if they have diabetes or reduced bloodflow, amputation. It's cheaper to just cut the toenails. I looked into this when I had to deal with some insurance claims for a family member and was googling what toenail debridement was and why it cost hundreds of dollars.
 
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Bob has just hit 666 subscribers. Congrats Bob!
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He has just put out a video to clear up all the lies being said about him and his van:

Also, a new Bob fan video from CowmedyCentral who had been on break for the last few months:
 
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ThePentiumWay said:
it took him a concerningly long amount of time to realize his odometer reads 297k miles, not 29k
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And immediately after stumbling all over the odometer numbers one usually has a general handle on, tells his audience all about how stupid they are.
Something something pointing out splinters, eyes, and boards.
 
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I like how how he had his odometer read out flickering and flashing just for Christmas.
I can’t believe he claimed to owe $10,500 on that van. I know he’d taken out title loans against the thing but damn. And another thing you know he’s lying about getting a card from the cousin. If he did he’d be waving the card around as proof like he does with every other little thing. The only truthful statement in there was that he has a cousin that doesn’t have anything to do with him.
 
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