Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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This guy has problems man.

To be fair, at least those guys don't have the same face problem. You actually can tell them apart from each other and other students. Took Alex how many years now to figure that bit out?
Also, none of them stand in the center of their icon. The easiest part, and yet no effort was put into it.
 
omg i dissapointed in mystery gang. Alex had such an opportunity to write them complex AI because it might be really interesting to play as a criminal who being hunted by detectives. Like, they could investigate crime scene, talk to victim's friendsand ets., and Yan-chan could give them fake clues. there might be even way to frame your rival for a murder.
He could do so much interesting things but all we got is another branch of if-else code
 
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This guy has problems man.

The Shaggy and Scooby knock off profiles say nothing about being a coward or loving food, just that they're "lazy" and "fiercely protective".

It's almost like Alex never even fucking watched Scooby Doo.
 
if you check the one on the left who is supposed to be scooby you see...

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He has a DOG COLLAR (and probably autism too)! It looks ridiculous at best and sexually creepy at worst.
This is a clear chibi reference and the dark energy moon collar, of course it's gonna look autistic and ridiculous
 
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This guy has problems man.
I thought Fred looked kinda cute, but I guess that's just my preference. :roll:

This is a Kiwi Farms thing in general, but I love how this thread particularly acts as a Valhalla for the banned and disillusioned.
 
This is a Kiwi Farms thing in general, but I love how this thread particularly acts as a Valhalla for the banned and disillusioned.
At some point or another you just go too deep down the rabbit hole and see that YandereDev is far from the one man programming prodigy you expected. Speaking from experience, I believe a lot of his fans come from a place of ignorance. Alex isn't an overt lolcow in the same way Chris-chan, DSP or even Jim Sterling are. You need to have some prior knowledge that's a bit more hidden from the mainstream to understand how bad he is.
 
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With names like this, I think it’s better to put them all out of their misery.
It wouldn’t be hard either since Alex doesn’t know how to lock the rooftop door.

Edit: On the bright side, the Persona 4 cast weren’t copied otherwise there’d be 6 Kanjis.
 
With every new update, I look back and laugh harder at how Alex wants his game to be taken seriously.
The humanized Scooby having a dog collar made me lose it. But hey maybe I'm missing out and every prestigious school has guys with dog collars hanging around. :story:
On another note, I wanted to make a small throwback to "Let's Examine Persona - Part 2" video (dated back to May 5th, 2017)
At 9:44 he talks about a character stalking the protagonist in P5, trying to catch him doing something suspicious and how he wants to implement characters who'd stalk Ayano in his own game for same reasons he addressed in the most recent video (if Ayano has high reputation and they witnessed her committing murder and she didn't get caught).
In addition, he included some footage of the stalker personality in Yansim back in that video of students following Ayano around to catch her doing something suspicious or because they have a crush on her.
Just thought I'd point it out even though I know it's no surprise that Alex ripped-off-- I mean, was inspired by Persona yet again.
 
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Even for a parody, the colours are completely wrong. Yeah sure, Velma and Daphne wear orange and purple but the hair colour... Oof.

Edit: Why the fuck does the Scooby Doo parody wear an actual collar? Why not dog tags? Something a boy is more likely to wear? What the fuck, Alex?
 
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Isn't that just the sign of an ideal community? I can't believe it, it's like everything Alex touches becomes toxic... How do you please this man? By being a completely complacent and blank non-person who only exists to kiss his ass? I really hope susceptible people who liked the idea of Yanderesim and joined the community have not been tainted.

This is probably why his characters are so shit. The only kind of people he likes are those completely stripped off of all their humanity. Just empty husks that exist solely to play into his fetish fantasy or his power fantasy or both.
 
I guess no one cares, but it looks like there’s more Fun Girl “lore” in the new build. Adding more pointless Saikous’ backstory must be the only thing Alex does consistently.
1. HE WAS THERE, YOU KNOW. ONLY 17 AT THE TIME. THE WAR HAD BEEN GOING ON FOR 6 YEARS. IT ENGULFED HIS ADOLESCENCE.

2. A LOT OF YOUNG MEN WERE MOBILIZED BY THE ARMY, SOME AS YOUNG AS 14. MILITARY AUTHORITIES ORDERED SCHOOLS TO FORCE THEIR STUDENTS TO..."VOLUNTEER."

3. HE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY BOYS ON THE ISLAND WHO ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE SIGNED UP VOLUNTARILY. HE WAS FIERCELY PATRIOTIC. NATIONALISTIC, IN FACT.

4. HE WANTED TO BE ON THE FRONT LINES, BUT HE WAS ASSIGNED TO KITCHEN DETAIL. HE KEPT TRYING TO SNEAK OUT, FIND A WEAPON, FIGHT THE ENEMY - NEVER SUCCEEDED.

5. ONE DAY, A BOMB HIT HIS DORMITORY. DOZENS OF HIS CLASSMATES DIED IN AN INSTANT. HE SPENT HOURS BURIED UNDER RUBBLE, SURROUNDED BY THE CORPSES OF HIS FRIENDS, BEFORE HELP ARRIVED.

6. THE ARMY RESCUED HIM FROM THE RUBBLE AND TOOK HIM WITH THEM AS THEY FOLLOWED ORDERS TO RETREAT FURTHER INTO THE ISLAND. HE BIT AND CLAWED AT THEM, CALLED THEM COWARDS FOR FALLING BACK.

7. IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH LITTLE LIGHT, HE HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT SALTED CABBAGE, NOTHING TO DRINK BUT DIRTY WATER, AND NOWHERE COMFORTABLE TO SLEEP.

8. BOMBS DROPPED AT ALMOST EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY. CONSTANT NOISE, CONSTANT FEAR. GETTING SLEEP WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE, AND THE THREAT OF DEATH NEVER, EVER WENT AWAY.

9. EVENTUALLY, ENEMY SOLDIERS DISCOVERED THE BUNKER. SURROUNDED, HE PULLED THE PIN ON A GRENADE - TRIED TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO KILL HIS ENEMIES. THE GRENADE WAS A DUD. HE WAS CAPTURED.

10. IT'S BEEN OVER 7 DECADES, BUT HIS MIND IS STILL BACK THERE IN OKINAWA. EVERY TIME HE CLOSES HIS EYES, HE SEES IMAGES OF HIS DEAD CLASSMATES ON THE BACKS OF HIS EYELIDS.

0. IF I HAD TO SAY WHEN THIS ALL BEGAN, THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE CATALYST...I GUESS IT WAS DURING THE BATTLE OF OKINAWA.

666. SOMETIMES, I LIE. IT'S JUST TOO FUN. YOU EAT UP EVERYTHING I SAY. I WONDER WHAT ELSE I CAN TRICK YOU INTO BELIEVING?
If I remember right, Alex originally wanted Fun Girl to be somewhat hard to find. Now her new lines are always found the same day the build is released. Might as well change her name to “Exposition Fairy”.
 
This is probably why his characters are so shit. The only kind of people he likes are those completely stripped off of all their humanity. Just empty husks that exist solely to play into his fetish fantasy or his power fantasy or both.

Deep shit, but honestly you're right. There's no true depth to the Yandere Simulator characters other than "shocking secrets" such as Kokona partaking in compensated dating (which there is porn of, Alex has probably wanked to that) but that has no impact on her personality.

With such a dense school population, any good writer would add personality and substories to each student.
 
There was a bugfix release, nothing interesting in it, but in the post Alex advertised another dumb fan work, this time it's a short film:

Don't watch it, it's shit, but I want you guess the name of the love interest of the main character.
Alex.
 
I guess no one cares, but it looks like there’s more Fun Girl “lore” in the new build. Adding more pointless Saikous’ backstory must be the only thing Alex does consistently.
If I remember right, Alex originally wanted Fun Girl to be somewhat hard to find. Now her new lines are always found the same day the build is released. Might as well change her name to “Exposition Fairy”.
So YanSim’s plot involves war because?
The only effect that it could have on Megami is that her dad is now a grump or something like that.
 
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