Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[clowney]

Thought he wasn't too keen on people knowing about him being Eva? Unless I'm mistaken or that's gone out the window a long time ago.

I think he gave up on that awhile ago.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I cringed, uguu.

EDIT: Thought he wasn't too keen on people knowing about him being Eva? Unless I'm mistaken or that's gone out the window a long time ago.

At this point, it`s obvious he doesn't give a shit any more.

Just like the game (hint, hint).

 

[Stupid MF]

He is currently livestreaming himself making Yandere Simulator for anyone who is curious. Again, here is the link. http://evaxephon.com/stream/

 

[cappaint]

There's a new dev blog about how since the aim of the game is to kill the rival and she's currectly indestructible, it's technically not a game and you can't criticise it.

At this point in time, you can’t really “judge” Yandere Simulator, or determine whether or not it’s “fun”, because it’s not a game yet. As soon as a true rival is added to the game, Yandere Simulator can be fairly judged, and people will finally be able to determine whether or not it’s actually any fun, or worth playing.

At this point in time, you can’t critique Yandere Simulator’s gameplay, because there is none. As soon as the first official rival is added to the game, the gloves come off – it will be time to analyze, criticize, and scrutinize. Before that time comes, I have to make sure that Yandere Simulator’s game design and gameplay are solid.

His emphasis.

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2016/04/26/indestructible-rival/

There's also an "animated" video where the whole joke is she can't be killed.

 

[Rilakkuma]

Funny, I recall about a month ago he said his next step is to implement the rival fully. Nice to see he's consistently inconsistent.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

There's a new dev blog about how since the aim of the game is to kill the rival and she's currectly indestructible, it's technically not a game and you can't criticise it.


His emphasis.

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2016/04/26/indestructible-rival/

There's also an "animated" video where the whole joke is she can't be killed.

Fuck you, Eva, I do what I waaaaant.

He does realize that the more he whines about criticism the more he's gonna get Nevermind, this is a guy who threw a bitchfit when he got professional advice and whines about those dang dirty e-mails keeping him from working on his game.

Maybe you should get on implementing this shit, Eva, instead of bitching about it?

 

[clowney]

"She doesn’t have a routine, she doesn’t interact with Senpai, and she doesn’t react to anything that happens in front of her" Then why the hell did you put her in early?

Maybe you should get on implementing this shit, Eva, instead of bitching about it?

Nintendo will go back to owning love hotels before that happens.

 

[Geewunner]

Emails are to Yanderedev as adblock is to Linkara.

 

[Lackadaisy]

At this point in time, you can’t critique Yandere Simulator’s gameplay, because there is none. As soon as the first official rival is added to the game, the gloves come off – it will be time to analyze, criticize, and scrutinize. Before that time comes, I have to make sure that Yandere Simulator’s game design and gameplay are solid.

Translation: I am a pussy who can't accept anyone critiquing my work. Mike Z-senpai scarred me for life.

Pre-beta is the perfect time to get feedback on core gameplay mechanics, even if they haven't been fully implemented. Heck, if they aren't in the game, the critique can he even more valuable because you don't have to waste your time coding something that's conceptually shit.

 

[Hat]

At this point in time, you can’t critique Yandere Simulator’s gameplay, because there is none. As soon as the first official rival is added to the game, the gloves come off – it will be time to analyze, criticize, and scrutinize. Before that time comes, I have to make sure that Yandere Simulator’s game design and gameplay are solid.

The main aspects of the gameplay and how the game generally functions have not seen much change as he has continued to add features, and I sincerely doubt that the addition of a killable rival will make that much of a difference.

 

[Gentleburd]

He is currently livestreaming himself making Yandere Simulator for anyone who is curious. Again, here is the link. http://evaxephon.com/stream/

Wait a minute. Does he do this often?
He is using Unity, right? Their ToS says you can't stream it.

Edit: I rechecked and their ToS states you aren't allowed to infringe on copyrights using their software (so the 'Easter eggs' are a violation.) and you are not allowed to publicly stream the Unity software. You can do private stuff, but you can't just toss out a link that everyone can use to see your work.

 

[Hat]

Wait a minute. Does he do this often?
He is using Unity, right? Their ToS says you can't stream it.

Report him.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Report him.

Imagine the video for that one.

 

[Gentleburd]

Report him.

Another amusing thing:
Considering how stingy he is with money, I highly doubt he is using the Pro version of Unity. And the ToS says you can't use the (free) Personal version to make more than 100K, and (this is the best part) you may not use assets you developed while using Personal when you are using Pro.

So, if he wants to make more than 100K with this simulator, he will have to remake the game from scratch.

 

[Dazzle Novak]

Another amusing thing:
Considering how stingy he is with money, I highly doubt he is using the Pro version of Unity. And the ToS says you can't use the (free) Personal version to make more than 100K, and (this is the best part) you may not use assets you developed while using Personal when you are using Pro.

So, if he wants to make more than 100K with this simulator, he will have to remake the game from scratch.

It won't be hard for him to recreate the game, all he has to do is stitch together all the assets he has bought/his fans have made for him.
Ofcourse he'll use this as an excuse to add another 2 years to the development time.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

I like the premise of the game. Its much nicer in /premise/ at least than many of the similar games. (I think the panty shots are unnecessary. He could've done something different in the development. There are other, better options to boost certain things. )

He's very annoying with his pickiness with the models. Its not like he's showing pictures of them. Its not like he's using them in any way that would impact the actual gameplay. Even if the design itself in terms of illustration is bad, he can still use them. He's acting like he's a legit game maker.

It sucks that the premise is good, but given to an asshole.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

There's a new dev blog about how since the aim of the game is to kill the rival and she's currectly indestructible, it's technically not a game and you can't criticise it.


His emphasis.

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2016/04/26/indestructible-rival/

There's also an "animated" video where the whole joke is she can't be killed.

So apparently killing people in a semi-free roaming schoolyard and level grinding don't count as gameplay mechanics?

BRA FUCKING VO, Eva. Way to contradict the game. Also, by that logic, the rival (not Konoka, apparently) clearly does jack shit entirely (no lines, no animations, no name, literally no importance aside from just stand behind a tree all day). Fuck, why can't this guy just include the idea of having multiple rivals going for Sempai's affection at the same time, and they're all against each other as well as the player?

Oh right, because that'd require effort.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

So apparently killing people in a semi-free roaming schoolyard and level grinding don't count as gameplay mechanics?

BRA FUCKING VO, Eva. Way to contradict the game. Also, by that logic, the rival (not Konoka, apparently) clearly does jack shit entirely (no lines, no animations, no name, literally no importance aside from just stand behind a tree all day). Fuck, why can't this guy just include the idea of having multiple rivals going for Sempai's affection at the same time, and they're all against each other as well as the player?

Oh right, because that'd require effort.

It makes no sense even if he was emulating anime. Isn't it common for that to happen? Who's going to randomly fall for senpai in the way he's describing it, in five days?

I would understand this mechanic if he was introducing even MORE rivals entering the school on top of the others to raise the difficulty, but to have the main mechanic be that the rival seduces him in five days? That's farfetched. Then again, delinquents randomly appearing and disappearing from the garbage has the same effect...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It makes no sense even if he was emulating anime. Isn't it common for that to happen? Who's going to randomly fall for senpai in the way he's describing it, in five days?

I would understand this mechanic if he was introducing even MORE rivals entering the school on top of the others to raise the difficulty, but to have the main mechanic be that the rival seduces him in five days? That's farfetched. Then again, delinquents randomly appearing and disappearing from the garbage has the same effect...

That, and the fact that you can't kill the delinquents (or have one of the females become a rival), is kinda far fetched in and of itself (seriously, lead pipe vs chainsaw, who do you think would come out on top?)

Really, the whole thing is fundamentally flawed. I could toss out ideas left and right and it still wouldn't matter. Not just because he likely won't implement them (even if others beg him), but also because of the limited time frame the game expects you to complete it in. If anything, a month-two months (if not more) would be more realistic.

 

[Meowthkip]

It makes no sense even if he was emulating anime. Isn't it common for that to happen? Who's going to randomly fall for senpai in the way he's describing it, in five days?

I would understand this mechanic if he was introducing even MORE rivals entering the school on top of the others to raise the difficulty, but to have the main mechanic be that the rival seduces him in five days? That's farfetched. Then again, delinquents randomly appearing and disappearing from the garbage has the same effect...

The amount of things that could be considered "far-fetched" in this game makes me think we need a Farfetch'd emote.