Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[A Sign]

Christ, how has he still not figured out yet that it's the polygon count and not the number of models? He's hopeless.

Converting the school into one model makes no difference if all the extra unneeded polygons are still intact.

It'll all be put into the sky with everything else he's "deleted" anyway

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Everything about Eva's programming skills sounds like Gamefreak.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Anyone here who could help me edit and update his Wikitubia page? Most of the stuff there are pure copy-pastes from Lolcow Wiki

It doesn't matter what you do, moderators can easily reverse any edits you make.

 

[Eilownwy]

New video

Yandere Simulator's New Introduction Cutscene

This cutscene would have been nothing without the phenomenal music provided by Queen Of Noise! Check out her other work here: https://www.youtube.com/user/do...

youtu.be

 

[Erica]

Yandere Simulator’s New Introduction Cutscene

It’s finally ready! A proper intro cutscene, one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana. Take a look! I’ve uploaded a new…

yanderedev.wordpress.com

 

[irishAzoth]

Yandere Simulator’s New Introduction Cutscene

It’s finally ready! A proper intro cutscene, one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana. Take a look! I’ve uploaded a new…

yanderedev.wordpress.com

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all of them were: "No I don't"
Alex is the perfect human being

 

[Cast Away]

Of course, instead of writing code Alex dedicates his time to debunks, which is just "No I don't" copy and pasted 5 times.

 

[grembloartshow]

all of them were: "No I don't"
Alex is the perfect human being

Even if the situations Alex finds himself in, Alex responds in an ok way, he cant help but make sure he dies on the hill of making sure no one ever dislikes him.

Over explaining the deer and framerate thing are stupid. The deer thing a joke and your framerate is still ludicrously low even if it is in the editor. 30 frames is remarkably low for using a development machine.

 

[MarkXT9000]

It doesn't matter what you do, moderators can easily reverse any edits you make.

Ehh YT wiki Moderators doesn't care about deleting it, except last time i've checked that there's a moderator and a "bureaucrat" contributed on editing the page, but not deleting most of the stuff I put there. Only those YS wiki moderator lackeys only care about sealing up the truth behind Yanderedev's past.

EDIT: If sumbitch can reverse any shit there, i'm still gonna come back tho, but rn, looks like no one cares about his Wikitubia site filled with copy-pastes from Lolcow wiki, and they thought they've finished their job there. Also here's the link for his Wikitubia page:

Yandere Dev

Alex Mahan (born: June 30, 1988 [age 31]), better known online as Yandere Dev, is an independent game developer from California. He worked at a video game company and helped work on five console games and five mobile games. After this, he left in July 2013 to pursue his dream of becoming an...

youtube.fandom.com

Just make sure to make it look informative and less biased

 

[Vibe]

Last time I saw him at AX he was walking around the 18+ booths and responded to me going "Alex?" thinking I was a fan.
Alex himself looks twice his age in person(on top of the fact that he really doesn't take care of himself) and wears jeans so big you'd think he was wearing rave pants.

This is from his meetup last year:

Some kid had actually pulled out a framed, with glass and everything, Yandere Sim image from his back pack. Unpacked the paper print from it, and got him to sign it before putting it back in his bag thinking he had some rare treasure.

His latest debunk entries are mostly in response to the tweets that have been propagating through twitter lately.

http://archive.fo/lH8v1 (javascript on the page doesn't work but it's in the HTML of the page. So, archived)

Here's an image of the full page as of today, last 5 are new

https://i.imgur.com/4mFxozd.png

 

[irishAzoth]

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Last time I saw him at AX he was walking around the 18+ booths and responded to me going "Alex?" thinking I was a fan.
Alex himself looks twice his age in person(on top of the fact that he really doesn't take care of himself) and wears jeans so big you'd think he was wearing rave pants.

This is from his meetup last year:

Some kid had actually pulled out a framed, with glass and everything, Yandere Sim image from his back pack. Unpacked the paper print from it, and got him to sign it before putting it back in his bag thinking he had some rare treasure.

His latest debunk entries are mostly in response to the tweets that have been propagating through twitter lately.

http://archive.fo/lH8v1 (javascript on the page doesn't work but it's in the HTML of the page. So, archived)

Here's an image of the full page as of today, last 5 are new

https://i.imgur.com/4mFxozd.png

Aww man no Anime Expo meetup
those videos always produce the best cringe. Alex is probably trying to avoid the Osana question or doesn't have money to spurg on at the convention like he used to

 

[SlavicCyanide]

Yandere Simulator’s New Introduction Cutscene

It’s finally ready! A proper intro cutscene, one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana. Take a look! I’ve uploaded a new…

yanderedev.wordpress.com

"...one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana..."

Translation:
"I'm gonna say this is the last thing I really need to add Osana before absolutely everyone still interested in the game leaves, but before I actually do that I'm gonna add 50 million more Easter Eggs and useless features."


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Last time I saw him at AX he was walking around the 18+ booths and responded to me going "Alex?" thinking I was a fan.
Alex himself looks twice his age in person(on top of the fact that he really doesn't take care of himself) and wears jeans so big you'd think he was wearing rave pants.

This is from his meetup last year:

Some kid had actually pulled out a framed, with glass and everything, Yandere Sim image from his back pack. Unpacked the paper print from it, and got him to sign it before putting it back in his bag thinking he had some rare treasure.

His latest debunk entries are mostly in response to the tweets that have been propagating through twitter lately.

http://archive.fo/lH8v1 (javascript on the page doesn't work but it's in the HTML of the page. So, archived)

Here's an image of the full page as of today, last 5 are new

https://i.imgur.com/4mFxozd.png

Any place that has girl dressed up as anime schoolgirls (or really any schoolgirls, including actual scoolgirls, or just any girls in general really) is a place Eva needs to be kept away from.
I feel kinda bad for the girls in uniforms that are around him in those pics.
I hope no one at the convention who was underaged and dressed like that actually encountered him.

 

[Icarus B. Nezzer]

"...one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana..."

"You say that so much, it's lost all meaning." - Homer Simpson, 2001

 

[SolarSickle]

Maybe I'm a dumb-dumb with zero programming knowledge, but is having an opening cutscene really such a big feat? Especially with low quality assets and models like YandereDev uses? I remember that the earliest videos on his channel was a more elaborate introduction cutscene that was eventually scrapped. Meaning that technicall by Alex' own admission scraping together an intro cutscene is relatively easy. This shouldn't be worthy of an update, this should be something he slaps on top of the game before releasing it as a demo (or a "V-slice").

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Maybe I'm a dumb-dumb with zero programming knowledge, but is having an opening cutscene really such a big feat? Especially with low quality assets and models like YandereDev uses? I remember that the earliest videos on his channel was a more elaborate introduction cutscene that was eventually scrapped. Meaning that technicall by Alex' own admission scraping together an intro cutscene is relatively easy. This shouldn't be worthy of an update, this should be something he slaps on top of the game before releasing it as a demo (or a "V-slice").

It's not a big feat, as the game had many cutscenes and things similar to cutscenes before.
The only reason the cutscene has been made now is so he can post something on the Kickstarter page. Of course we're still ages from that and he has many other things to implement, but I guess the opening felt the easiest for him to do right now

 

[SlavicCyanide]

"You say that so much, it's lost all meaning." - Homer Simpson, 2001

Everytime he says "Osana is coming soon guys".
You can almost imagine that fucking Kazoo Kid meme.

 

[Committed Wolf]

So, about the whole "sex license" thing...

Clearing Up Misunderstandings, Part 4: A Pre-Emptive Explanation

It's been a long time - about 8 months - since I had to address wild and false accusations leveled at me. Well, that time has finally come again. Let's jump right into it! On January 22nd, an...

yanderedev.tumblr.com

Here's the original post it came from. Alex clams the tweet about it was missing vital context and he was right.

It's actually worse with context.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

So, about the whole "sex license" thing...

Clearing Up Misunderstandings, Part 4: A Pre-Emptive Explanation

It's been a long time - about 8 months - since I had to address wild and false accusations leveled at me. Well, that time has finally come again. Let's jump right into it! On January 22nd, an...

yanderedev.tumblr.com

Here's the original post it came from. Alex clams the tweet about it was missing vital context and he was right.

It's actually worse with context.

I archived it, just in case: http://archive.is/r5EHx
Here's the main excerpt:

I pointed out that there are many people under the age of 18 who have had sexual experiences without being traumatized. I pointed out that some people aren’t “ready” for sex even after age 18. All human beings are different from one another, thus one “age of consent” will not work for all humans. I attempted to propose the idea of finding another way to determine whether or not someone is “ready” for sex, such as a passing a test that grants a “sex license.”
Regrettably, these concepts were simply too complex for poor “N” to grasp. Intent on forcing me to answer a question that would allow her to brand me as a pedophile, she demanded to know if I would permit a 14-year-old to have sex with a grown man if the 14-year-old had passed the “sex license test” that I had proposed.
Well, obviously, if there’s a test that objectively proves that a person is ready for sex, and a person passes that test, then that person is objectively ready for sex. This is simple logic, but “N” lacked the mental capacity to figure this out for herself.

 

[CakeCutey]

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"...one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana..."

Translation:
"I'm gonna say this is the last thing I really need to add Osana before absolutely everyone still interested in the game leaves, but before I actually do that I'm gonna add 50 million more Easter Eggs and useless features."


Edit:


Any place that has girl dressed up as anime schoolgirls (or really any schoolgirls, including actual scoolgirls, or just any girls in general really) is a place Eva needs to be kept away from.
I feel kinda bad for the girls in uniforms that are around him in those pics.
I hope no one at the convention who was underaged and dressed like that actually encountered him.

You'd think he'd learn by now after the whole "gremlin" situation and the "Where's Osana" video.
Even if by some miracle that he does put Osana in it will be horrible.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Yandere Simulator’s New Introduction Cutscene

It’s finally ready! A proper intro cutscene, one of the last remaining features that I considered to be an absolute necessity before implementing Osana. Take a look! I’ve uploaded a new…

yanderedev.wordpress.com

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If somebody will ever create a parody of his "debunk" page, you should start with "I'm making this game alone!". Firstly, no, there were and are a lot of volunteers. Secondly, and? Axiom Verge was made by 2 people, though most of the development, graphics and music were made by one man. Darkwood was made by "three men and a dog"(info from studio's Twitter). Cuphead was made by three people. The Forest was made by six or seven people. Bright memory was made by one man. What makes them different from Alex and his bucket of glitches? Even if it took them 5 years or more they didn't bitch about doing it in such small numbers, they used it as a challenge, not as an excuse, and that's why they have succeeded.