Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 206 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,417
Why doesn't he just replace panty shots with money, or at least let the player convert the two? It's such an obvious fix to such a stupid problem.
 
Maurice Caine said:
I thought it would be like a 'NOBODY WILL TAKE ME ALIVE' sort of situation.
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Nah. That would have risked a possible fun gameplay moment. A "hey if I'm gonna lose, might as well go down with a bang" or a way to take anger out on losing if you keep messing up by giving a freebie to kill everyone, no matter how invincible. Even Taro. Still lose. But at least it makes losing not as terrible and can feed the murder hungry players.
 
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Newbie and used to be Yan-Dev fanhere, I've been reading this snowballing cluster-fuck since the beginning. And i feel stupid because not only did I blindly defend this game's omega-pasta code, but I also Dick-rode this Human paper-cut Dev. Thanks to this thread i saw the error of my ways and now I can say for sure that, Alex is a fucking phenomenon of lazy. It took five year's to put the first rival, a red shirt developer could've done that in a few months best and 1 year at worse, your sense of pacing is garbage dude . I could say more but I'm going to wait for the right time. P.S. Alex i genuinely thought you would make a interesting game and won't be a bad person but reality is cruel, and I have more of a chance of winning the lottery every day than you learning from your mistakes and being a good Dev.
 
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Gilgamesh The Pharmacy said:
And i feel stupid because not only did I blindly defend this game's omega-pasta code, but I also Dick-rode this Human paper-cut Dev.
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Don't feel stupid. You're smart enough to stop bouncing on his dick and figure out what's really going on, that's all that matters. Can't say the same for Cleveland Rock or any of his other fans.
 
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This is apparently his Patreon post in March 2020:

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r/Osana - Here's a chunk of Alex's latest patreon post (and yes you guessed it, the comments on this one are mostly his hugbox)

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Although it's hilarious seeing him saying "'Anti-YandereDev' climate", on one hand I can understand why given he has a rise in notoriety and the "Consume the Cum Chalice" meme is not helping him either, but on the other hand, he still has his underaged fans to support him, as proven by the unlisted video.
 
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José Mourinho said:
This is apparently his Patreon post in March 2020:

www.reddit.com

r/Osana - Here's a chunk of Alex's latest patreon post (and yes you guessed it, the comments on this one are mostly his hugbox)

6 votes and 3 comments so far on Reddit
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Although it's hilarious seeing him saying "'Anti-YandereDev' climate", on one hand I can understand why given he has a rise in notoriety and the "Consume the Cum Chalice" meme is not helping him either, but on the other hand, he still has his underaged fans to support him, as proven by the unlisted video.
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Good job, Alex, now they know you're affected.
 
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
Which is fucking dumb, if we wanted that we could go back to a build from three years ago.
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Wait, he implemented the ability before? Given that virtually nothing has changed in 3 years, why can't he just revert to the earlier build, or at least disable whatever chunk of code changed that from happening? This sounds like a 30 minute fix for 3 years of work.
 
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The Cum Consumer said:
Wait, he implemented the ability before? Given that virtually nothing has changed in 3 years, why can't he just revert to the earlier build, or at least disable whatever chunk of code changed that from happening? This sounds like a 30 minute fix for 3 years of work.
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No, his alpha build never had any of this "million things you have to do to avoid being caught" thing for years, Students walked into school staring at their phones and you could just stab them one after the other until there was a pile of bodies in front of the doors. A bit longer than three years, more like 2016-2017-ish
 
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