1. Tira is assassin and freed by Siegfried fucking things up. She was a slave all her life, so because he was a slave of the Soul Edge she thinks that he will be a good master. She finds him and of course Alex describes her boobs in detail and that she is 17. She offers to be his slave, he hesitates at first, but as soon as she bounces her boobs, he agrees.They decide to stay at the inn.
P.S. It's a shortest chapter.
2. They decide to have the same room, because Tira can't make her mind. Sieg tells her that he wants to touch her and she doesn't decline. Sieg commands her what to do. Sieg fugs her tits. When he goes for a gold, it's obvious that it was her first rodeo, but she tells him "do what you want, I am your slave, HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME".
P.S. This one is little longer, but still, it's obvious why Alex wrote that.
3. In the morning Sieg tells her about Soul Edge - blah-blah-king was too cool to weild that sword, but his son wasn't, so he became demon, but king killed him and made Calibur out of his own soul. Then goes into shitty exposition about himself - he is a son of knight, then became thief and accidentally killed his father, who couldn't recognize his fucking son. He went insane and decided to ressurect him with Edge. He found it on dead pirate, who came back to life only to get killed again. Since he was little shit, the abundance of energy had overflown into the world and made some people insane. He became Azure Knight and went on a rampage with three other characters. In the end someone beat the shit out of him and he became human again. He decided to not go home to his mother until he destroys the Edge, only to become Nightmare again. In the end, he resurrected the Edge, but some poor schmuck hit him on his last breath and made him become himself again. It made Soul Calibur to appear - he took and hit Edge with it, but they just only became glued together. Now he drags it around to find a way to destroy the Edge. He shows it to Tira and she tells him how she was killing people from a young age and accidentally killed her foster family who were mad at her, because she set a bird free from it's cage, but then she decided to be a slave anyway... Ok.
4. Someone whose brother was killed by Nightmare sets inn on fire and tries to kill Sieg. He slaps the shit out of him, but keeps him alive, asks forgiveness and they part ways. Tira decides to not kill anyone from this point on despite her love for it, BUT ONLY BECAUSE SIEG WOULD APPROVE.
5. Ivy tells her terrible backstory - she was killing people with Nightmare but had enough. When she wanted to leave golem Astaroth who was killing people with Nightmare too decides to fuck her up. He stops because there are three intruders and decides to fuck them up instead. She then fights some asian woman and she tells that her father is that undead pirate and she is full of Edge energy. Ivy decides to kill Nightmare for some reason, but he is already killed by those three, so she leaves. Yes, of course her family was the victim of the Edge, so she decides to destroy it. Some time later she in her mansion and some niggo with a scythe decides to fight her, only to tell then that Nightmare is alive and is about to visit her.
6. Sieg decides to visit Ivy to get the info on how to destroy Edge. She lets him in and of course he stares at her tits. He says "I was a Nightmare, but I am not anymore". She doesn't believe him and decides to show her tits. While he stares, she pulls her sword and attacks. Sieg thinks "If she is trying to prove that women have more power than between their legs, she is doing it the wrong way". She puts him on the ground, but just before the final blow Tira saves his ass.
Ivy says "I'll throw up if Azure Knight has his own sex slave!" They talk it out and Ivy decides to help with Edge. Then Sieg looks at old paintings and thinks that 14-15 y.o. Ivy was quite "developed" for her age and wore dresses that almost exposed her nipples.
7. Tira creeps on sleeping Sieg to "make Master proud". Ivy creeps too and their eyes meet - it's on, bitch. They try to unglue swords at her lab without success. They decide to find weapon strong enough to do this, but since they have no idea, they decide to ask warriors on the nearest Arena, because "they are strong, they must know".
8. Some exposition about Arena and some Rock character, who will never appear after this chapter - don't care. Trio fights on the Arena. Tira almost kills Rock, but decides not to, since "it will make Master proud". The three become finalists, Sieg decides to leave, but Ivy starts bitching at Tira. He says "Fuck it" and lets them fight each other.
9. Tira and Ivy fight. Tira pins Ivy to the ground and Ivy rips her top off. After some exchange, Tira rips Ivy's top too. They fight but then realize they are watched but hundreds of people and run away. Sieg predicts "new sport" being born out of this. Some living corpse attacks Sieg and he beats it with ease. They decide to track the one who send it.
10. Ivy wants revenge, so she decides to go for Sieg, because he and Tira "done a bad job of hiding their feelings", even though one is a piece of wood and the other is a cumrag with no personality beyond serving her abuser. At night Ivy apologizes to Sieg and the mere fact that she is acting innocent is enough to give him a boner. She starts kissing him, he hesitates at first, but then thinks "Eh, we and Tira are fuckbuddies and didn't make any vows, so fuck it". Of course
Alex Sieg goes for her tits and fugs them. They fug and turns out that Tira was watching from afar.
11. Tira can't believe why Sieg would do this, even though she agreed to basically serve as his cumbucket. She thinks it's because her tits aren't big enough. She wonders how Ivy could buy him with innocence when she dresses like that, even though she has even less clothing. She decides to kill Ivy, but at the last second changes her mind, of course, "because Master will be mad".
12. Trio tracks a man who sent corpse after them to the clock tower, Sieg goes alone and gets confronted by Scythe Nigga. They fight, Nigga almost wins but Tira intervenes at the last moment. Nigga places curse on Sieg and disappears. Sieg doesn't feel any different and suddenly remembers that some guy researched Edge and kept all the info in the vault, so all this shit with Arena was even more pointless.
13. Some useless exposition about Edge. Tira wakes up at Vault after falling into trap. She encounters some Slave of Verci and even though they are both slaves, they can't talk it out and start fighting. Tira beats his ass, but of course refuses to kill him. She says they only want information and he goes "Oh, ok". After this they decide to seek help of gods to deal with it.
14. Alex introduces Sophitia to the plot, of course while describing her breasts and cleavage. She beats some cliched misfits who break statues. More exposition - Hephaestus talked to her, while she was bathing in a spring at the forest, of course, and made her his warrior. Turns out that she beat the not yet undead pirate before Sieg. She got fucked by the shards of Edge, but some asian ninja chick saved her and brought her home. Her children are infected with Edge, so they go wild around it's shards and her sister wants to be like her. Hephaestus tells her about visitors and orders her to fight them.
15. Trio comes and she decides to fight. After short fight Sieg drops her into water and she sinks. He jumps down, removes her boob armor and brings her to the surface. He does CPR on her and Ivy calls it molestation. They decide to transport her to her family home.
16. Trio brings Soph to her house. Sieg concludes that she is too cold and he needs to warm her up. Chicks go to another room, but Tira hints that "she is used to it" and he begins lusting over her boobs and having dirty thoughts, which he after self-guilt trip blames on that curse. He undresses her and puts under blankets, then talks to Tira, who says that "she was a bad slave" otherwise Sieg wouldn't fuck other women. Sieg says that he had no idea and promises to treat her better. Trio tells why they are here and then meet Soph's husband and kids. Sieg is nervous that her husband may think that she saw her naked and berates himself for lusting over her.
17. All 4 of them come to temple. Hephaestus appears and after short conversation tries to unglue swords without success. He tells them that maybe some holy weapon can ruin the balance and break them apart. Soph decides to travel with them.
18. Soph comes back home and tells her family that she is leaving. Her husband isn't happy, her sister Cas who she asks to look after children isn't happy either. Soph looks for her husband at his friend's place, but friend tells her that he saw him across the street talking to some woman at her porch and didn't even say "hi"? Ok. She silently walks into that house and you've guessed it - her husband fucks with some unnamed woman. Soph runs away, but her husband catches up with her and motivates his actions by the fact that people laugh at him because his wife is crazy and she is never at home in bed with him. When she says "it's not my fault, I didn't ask gods for that", he goes full soyboy and slaps her. After he leaves she thinks who can comfort her now and you've guessed it - she comes to
Alex Sieg. After some very short attempt at holding back he fugs the hell out of her tits and they fug, even though he said Tira was "more than a companion" to him. Alex however feels uneasy since Soph is used goods, even though Ivy wasn't either, but he didn't care.
19. Alex needs to use another SC character in this shit so have entire chapter of exposition about some orphan from a chinese temple named Kilik, who killed his temple during the overflow. He is now bound on finding and destroying Edge with purification arts. He, some chick named Xianghua and pirate named Maxi(sounds really orient, doesn't it?) beat the shit out of Sieg when he was evil the first time, that's only thing that matters.
20. Four heroes go to some holy temple and NOW curse starts actually doing something in the plot and Sieg starts sleepkilling again. Ivy tries to bring him back to his senses, but he grabs her by the throat and since he is evil calls her A BITCH. Then adds that she is rude and disrespectful... Ok. Then adds that she is a whore... Yeah, you tell her, Sieg. They fight and Sieg comes back to normal. Near the temple he goes off the rails again, but then Kilik appears and starts fighting him.
21. Kilik removes curse and fails to unglue the swords. He doesn't go with them.
22. They decide to just drop swords into the ocean so have another shitty exposition about undead pirate, who turns out not dead for a second time already? He grew the shard of the Edge into full sword and went on a sea rampage again. Scythe Nigga appears on his ship and tells him about our heroes' plans, asks him to kill them and buffs him to fuck.
23. Pirate ambushes our heroes, kills the crew and then knocks everyone out except Ivy. Ivy asks pirate if he is her father and he says "yes". Then tells her that he raped her mother to create a new host for Edge and that she is probably dead. Then calls her mother a slut and that she would be probably raped anyway. Ivy goes berserk, but gets her ass beaten anyway. Pirate says that if she wore more clothes she would be better protected and she is a whore just like her mother. Then calls her a waste of human life and nothing but trash and THAT'S WHAT MAKES HER REALLY MAD. So mad that she fucks him up and destroys his Edge.
24. Sieg wakes up sees Ivy and she asks him if she is a garbage, trash, worthless and should've not been born at all, etc. Sieg says "no" and she gets better. He then drops glued swords down the ocean, but Scythe Nigga just teleports there, takes them out and becomes ripped as fuck... SIKE! It was only a vision that Sieg had before throwing the swords down the ocean! He concludes that it was a bad idea and they should try something else. How did 4 of them operate the ship to get back to the land and why Nigga needed pirate if he could just wait and fish the swords afterwards? Hell, if I know!
25. More shitty exposition for another character. Priests of Ares made that fucking golem, it died during chinamen ambush on evil Sieg, but took Maxi with it. Now it is back to life and killed those priests at the temple, because they wanted to destroy him since he went out of control. Scythe Nigga buffs golem and tells him to kill Sieg.
26. Heroes decide to check Ares temple, while Soph wants to fuck Sieg again. At the temple they decide to split which she uses as opportunity to fug. Meanwhile, her sister Cas decides to check the temple and of course stumbles on them fucking. They talk it out and Cas says that her brother, who just happened to be there, is watching children and beat the shit out of her husband for adultery. And then golem attacks.
27. Soph and Cas kill golem and Cas decides to travel with the group, even though no one asked her to. Of course, same night she asks Alex to fug her so she could "have something that her sister has". Of course he is looking at her tits and she shows him more. Surprisingly, Sieg declines, but she doesn't want to give up.
28. Since Xianghua is about to appear, get more exposition. Party decides to travel to China. Tira suffers, because she wanted to be Sieg's cumrag AND loved, but he is fucking other women. She decides to win him back by stealing some books from chinese general. She sneaks in but the book turns out to be chained and she raises alarm. After short fight with Xianghua she flees.
29. Group minus Tira meet Xianghua. She tells them that Nightmare is back, even though Sieg is fine. She tells them to go to Japan despite it being at war. Tira again cries that she is unsatisfied with this slavery, to which Sieg replies that it can be like good-old days only when Edge is dealt with and that he is bad at slavery and she can seek another master. She declines but starts to wonder if Nightmare would've been a better master.
30. More Maxi exposition, who didn't die during the fight with golem, but lost memory. After being unable to get his revenge upon resurrected golem, he's gone full emo and now sits IN THE SAME FUCKING PORT WHERE OUR PARTY IS. He meets Soph, finds out that she stole his kill and tries to beat her, only to get beaten instead. In the end they make peace and he agrees to sail them to Japan.
Alex leaves a little note in the end of this chapter, from which we can assume that third of that trash was written in the the first year and later chapters were much heavier.
31. Some Henry guy decided to be Alex's partner in crime and write some unrelated filler for him. Not going to read this shit.
32. Sieg fucks Tira and wonders if he loves her. He then walks around the town and has very shallow thoughts about what love is. He decides to stay at some other inn, which turns out to be a brothel. She meets Setsuka and right there starts to detest her for being a whore in his thoughts. They have very shallow dialogue about having sex just because it feels good and he warms up towards her. They tell each other their terrible backgrounds and decide to travel together, since party doesn't know Japan and japanese language.
33. Party has some cultural misunderstandings and have fight with bandits, Sieg doesn't kill anyone, they have a short bickering over it and move on. At night Setsuka asks Sieg if he is ok with her looking to avenge her adoptive father. After some bad dialogue, she hints that they should fug, but when Sieg agrees just taunts him and goes back to the campfire. WHAT A TWIST!
34. Since that man who Setsuka wants to kill is about to appear in the story - more exposition. TL;DR he is looking for a good fight. Setsuka asks everyone from the party if they are ok with her killing someone for some fucking reason. In the end she fights that man, finds out that he didn't want to kill her adoptive father and forgives him.
35. Some temple gets ambushed by demon, so it's time to introduce Taki and more painful exposition. TL;DR she is an orphan, because of course she is and her ninja clan went to shit because of Edge. She fights her master who mutated into demon, but turns out that her other friend was a bad guy all along. He takes piece of Edge and leaves her to die, just before party discovers her.
36. Taki's friend goes back to ninja village and absorbs more shards of Edge, while they leave glued swords and go to fuck him up.
37. Scythe nigga has swords at his grasp, but doesn't do anything, while claiming that Edge is feasting on "Sieg's repressed immoral desires". TL;DR KEIKAKU DORI and he waits for Ivy to become a host for Edge. Friend kills his village, absorbs all shards and fights with party. During that Edge chooses Ivy as a host and kills him, she then runs to the inn for glued swords. She can't unglue them, so Scythe nigga unglues them for her. Heroes run to the inn, fight Ivy with full Edge, but in the end just glue it back together with Calibur.
38. NOT WRITTEN BY ALEX DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
39. Cassandra is bitchy that she is a third wheel and that Sieg doesn't fug her. Sieg is sad that even with three women available for quick fuck he is still unsatisfied. He walks out of tent, finds Cas bathing in a spring and despite his conscience seduces her into fucking with him. Despite her being a virgin, they do it again. In the morning both aren't happy with what happened and I am unhappy that it was entire chapter of this shit.
40. Tira has seen what Sieg and Cas were doing and is again unhappy with not being Sieg's favorite cumrag. She tries to hate him, but the thickness of cardboard doesn't let her. Since their new plan is to find some Edge shards and reforge them into holy weapon, she decides to rob some mansion that has one, therefore MORE EXPOSITION. She steals one, but wakes up in some lave pit, fights Yoshimitsu and comes back to the party.
41. The party is ready to leave Japan and Setsuka says her goodbyes. However, Sieg after admitting that he still wants to fuck everything with a hole, asks her to travel with them. You've guessed it - they fug. Setsuka travels with them and Sieg admits that his self-control went to shit, but heeeeeey, it's not so bad to be a manwhore.
42. More painful exposition about some korean chick called Mina who is fighting because women are looked down upon in Korea. Her friend wants Edge to save Korea from Japan. Oh, and Ivy kicked her ass in the past.
43. Tira hates Sieg's guts for not being his one and only cumrag again. She wants to tell him to fuck off forever, but hey, one needs to have a character for that, so she fails. They camp at some ruined temple and Sieg lusts over Taki's boobs.I shit you not, Sieg thinks that it is great victory that he didn't fuck her yet, even though he failed to not fuck two other women. However, he decides to creep on her, while feeling guilt for being a hypocrite. Then Mina appears, who is dressed like a man. She and Ivy fight, she slices Mina's top and let's her boobs loose. They and Taki have some shallow dialogue about how it doesn't matter if you are a woman if you are capable. Meanwhile Sieg has dirty shameful thoughts again.
44. More exposition - one of Sieg's partners in genocide was a cursed Lizard man. Party meets Lizard man. Sophitia asks Hephaestus to cure Lizard man. Lizard man is cured, thanks them all and goes home to never appear in this trash again. I am not kidding.
45. Soph catches wind of Cas and Sieg fucking. Ivy doesn't like most of her party. Setsuka likes her party, but doesn't know what the fuck she is doing here. Taki doesn't give a shit beyond her mission, but notices that Sieg fucked almost everyone. Mina gets her shit kicked by Ivy as the part of her training. Tira AGAIN wants to leave, tries to kill Sieg but stops, in the end decides to become a slave of Nightmare and steals one shard to find him. If it wasn't painful enough, MORE FUCKING EXPOSITION ABOUT RAPH - A MAN WHO KICKED SIEG BACK INTO HIS SENSES.
Also Alex celebrates year 2.
46. MORE EXPOSITION ABOUT RAPH AND LITTLE ORPHAN NAMED AMY WHO HE IS TAKING CARE OF. TL;DR Edge resurrected him and now he is glowing with bad energy. Tira meets Nightmare and asks him to be his slave. He agrees and tells her to kill Raph and bring his head.
47. Sieg is unable to find Tira in the morning. He puts 2 and 2 together and is afraid that she is "pleasuring" Nightmare to the point of feeling sick. Nowever, he tells his party that she probably decided to kill Nightmare herself. Meanwhile, Tira finds Raph at his castle. They fight and she kills him. Then Amy walks in and tries to kill her. She fails and Tira in full edgelord mode asks her if she wants to get revenge or to be killed and freed from pain. Amy chooses revenge and Tira agrees.
48. TON OF EXPOSITION ABOUT AMY. TL;DR she was an orphan, men tried to get advantage of her since the age of 10, really, Alex? She was surviving on the streets until she helped Raph hide from being chased by his enemies, so he took care of her after that. He then died, but not really, and they moved places, even though his radiation poisoned her too. And yeah, Tira killed all the servants for some reason too. Gang finds Amy and after some shallow arguing decide to take her with them.
49. Nightmare tells Tira to kill Sieg. Sieg is cursing himself for not caring more about his cumrag, but concludes that he is now a free man and sex isn't shameful at all with such gems as:
"He had spent so much of the past few months struggling with his sexuality, coming to terms with desires and emotions that he had never felt before. Most of this time was spent on guilt, shame, and regret, believing himself to be a perverted, sex-crazed deviant without self-control. In order to improve himself and remove this guilt from his life, he had become determined to end his dependence on sex.'
Then every character bitches about their journey being futile. Scythe Nigga is scheming something.
50. MORE EXPOSITION ABOUT MINA'S FRIEND. Nightmare tells Tira to find new host for him instead. Scythe Nigga finds her and tells her that Soph's children will be perfect hosts and gives more exposition - he is immortal and glued swords may finally fix that. MORE EXPOSITION ABOUT NEXT CHARACTER, DON'T CARE. Party comes to the watermill, where there is some boy sick from edge. Girl named Talin is trying to cure him. Meanwhile Mina's friend is here too. They try to heal the boy, but fail.
51. Talim does some new shit and heals the boy with ease. Then cleans Amy of Edge taint. Next day promises to deal with glued swords. Meanwhile, Scythe Nigga teases Mina's friend with the prospect of getting Edge and saving Korea. Talim unglues swords, but that fucker takes Edge and they all fight. In the end Talim is dead, swords are glued again and that fucker goes crazy and runs away. Mina leaves party to find him and kill. Athens aren't far away, so they decide to visit Soph's children.
52. Fast forward five years. Half of the party died during their quest. Nightmare has Edge and is beyond their abilities. Sieg has Calibur, but it's weak as fuck. Of course Sieg is so bitter that he sees fucking Taki as inevitable and lusts over Amy, who isn't a minor anymore, but still, what the fuck, man, "she was few nights away from becoming his prey", get help. Yeah, the only thing that stops him is that she reminds him of Tira. And yeah, he and Soph fug out of, I don't know, shared misery. They stop at an inn, Tira attacks and SOMEHOW kills Taki, even though she is probably a better fighter than Sieg. But of course, when she meets Sieg she can't do shit. After some back and forth Sieg grabs her, throws her on a bed and fucks her till dawn. I would call it a rape, if she was fighting back or at least said "no" once and wasn't a fucking piece of wood with "I LUV MASTER" written on it. And why the hell Amy reminding Sieg of Tira was such a problem, if when he laid his hands on actual Tira he did... this? In the morning Sieg leaves her to Amy's mercy and faces Nightmare in the clock tower. He loses his fight and WAKES THE FUCK UP, SIKE, IT WAS ALL A BAD DREAM, WHAT A TWIST AND WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME.
53. Tira finds Soph's children, gives them shard of Edge and lures them out. Soph's brother tires to stop her, but she kicks his ass, puts children in the hay stack and drives carriage out of town, only to be met by party. They are so retarded, that can't recognize her voice, eyes and her carriage GLOWING WITH EDGE. They almost lose her, but Soph's brother saves the day. They fight Tira, she makes up on the spot that Soph's children will die when Edge is destroyed, whatever, she runs away. Cas and Setsuka decide to leave the party.
54. Scythe Nigga kidnaps Taki, then roasts her for being ashamed of her womanhood, really, Alex? Party saves her. At the camp, Taki roasts Sieg for saving her instead of killing Scythe Nigga and questions his leadership. Somehow, it leads to them fug and somehow it happens off-screen. You've come a long way, Alex.
55-56. More exposition about some great warrior who was turned half-owl and locked in the shrine. Party enters shrine, splits and fights their worst enemies made of PURE EVIL. Sieg fights Raph, Amy fights Tira, Ivy fights pirate, Taki fights... no one, but then helps Sieg to kill fake Nightmare. Soph finds fake Edge and takes it to save her children. Sieg and Taki fight Owlman, then help Ivy fight Soph, in the end they all run away and shrine collapses. Owlman tells them about some Cathedral place, full of holy energy where they can finally deal with glued swords. Owlman goes to the Arena and never appears in the story again.
57. ANOTHER FUCKING CHAPTER NOT BY ALEX, NOT WASTING MORE OF MY TIME.
58. Party comes to Cathedral, but Nightmare is already there. Nightmare tells Tira to give herself to him. She thinks that he wants to fug despite being just an animated piece of armor, but he tells her to give her soul to him. She weasels her way out by claiming that she can distract Sieg, since he still loves her. Amy runs from the party to kill Tira, while they meet Nightmare. He takes away glued swords and unglues them. Tira fights off Amy and tries to talk it out with the most cliched "revenge doesn't solve things" and Amy runs back to the party. Meanwhile, party is trying to use Soul Calibur, but every single one of them fails to do so. Why? TURNS OUT THAT BY FUCKING IVY SIEG ABSORBED HER EDGE TAINT AND THEN SPREAD IT BY FUCKING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS, YEAH, EDGE ENERGY THAT MADE PEOPLE GO BERSERK AND TURNED THEM INTO ABOMINATIONS IS ALSO A STD! NICE INFOMERCIAL FOR SAFE SEX, ALEX! So this is why Sieg and Taki fugged off-screen - just so she wouldn't be able to grab Calibur in this awesome twist! And yeah, it was Scythe Nigga who reanimated armor of Azure Knight, like it could be any other way. Suddenly Amy grabs Calibur and since Alex didn't cross that line, she is pure enough to weild it. She goes full sayan and fights Nightmare. Under the celling Nigga get his soul slowly destroyed by the clashes of two blades. He suddenly sees the future of human race and decides not to die to see them do this. Meanwhile, party almost fucks NIghtmare up, but he summons back all the shards that were lost and becomes SUPER NIGHTMARE. He kills Amy, but then Nigga pins him down with magic, party almost fucks him up again, but now he explodes and flies somewhere else. Nigga heals their STD(except Cas and Setsuka, but who gives a fuck about them), they take Tira back who is happy to hop back onto Sieg's dick and they fly back to the Europe. Then Nigga says Soph that bullshit about her children dying isn't bullshit at all and Ivy will die too, when Edge is destroyed. Soph leaves the party.
59. MORE EXPOSITION, more useless conversations and turns out that Ivy's soul is fucked up from sword blasts. Back at her mansion she collapses, but manages to give them orders to make a potion that will restore her soul a little. A neighboring state decides to ambush Nightmare with an army, Sieg decides to talk them out since it will only make him stronger. He talks to their princess named Hilde and she agrees to do that.
60. Party comes to Ostrheinsburg where Nightmare is now. Sieg prepares to fuck him up with Calibur, but he tells that it doesn't matter, since the king who created it is about to return. He will take over him this time and fucks the world up. They fight and guess what? It happens - the tower rises outside of the castle and Nightmare flies there, while party runs away from an earthquake. They camp outside not knowing how to get there, then Hilda comes for some reason... Ok. They decide to try their luck and suddenly the sword creates an ice bridge for them. They climb this tower for a week straight and find the King and Nightmare fighting on top. King was bitchslapping the shit out of Nightmare all this time and now wants him to fight Sieg. They fight and of course Sieg comes on top, however, king says "fuck it, I want to rule again, give me Calibur since Edge is too foul for me to handle". Sieg declines and tries to merge swords again, like if he wouldn't be able to unglue them. After a short fight King bests them and takes the Calibur. Meanwhile, Soph is under the tower too, but can't climb, while Scythe Nigga snatches both swords and begins fucking King up. Well, not really, he quickly adapts and beats the shit out of him, then takes both swords. Suddenly Scythe Nigga brings Soph and she cries that King would give her Edge, since her children will die. And the King is like "well, fuck, I killed my son, now I am sad and don't want to conquer anymore, my final message, bye, bitches" and disappears with both swords. Nigga teleports them on the ground, tower collapses and everyone is happy.
THE END
And final words from Alex.
So I am often afraid to mention that my 345,000-word magnum opus is a fanfic...
