Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[MagneticTowels]

Tfw you get "the talk" from a weeaboo

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Just found that while wondering around Yandere Simulator Wikia. Wowza.

You forgot to show the comment on the video where Alex asks Tyolyl how the mod worked.

While we're on the subject of Mulberry:
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[Spanish Akinator]

Spoiler: fucking kek

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Spoiler: fucking kek

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Spoiler: even better

 

[DuckSucker]

I was surprised that Eva hadn't made creepy advances on one of his female volunteers yet, but after seeing pictures of the main female volunteers such as Mulberry and the girl who voices Yandere chan, I can see why he didn't. Suffice it to say, they're fat. I can only imagine this is the reason why he hasn't tried to digitally rape them yet. I think if he was even slightly attracted to a girl currently in his sphere then he would have harassed her by now.

Yah but when you look like this dude, like Eva, wouldnt you just take a chance anyway just to see where it goes and get experience? I mean if she's telling the dude she's interested and trying to get his attention.....

Mostly I was shocked that anyone was attracted to the dude.

 

[StrawberryHeart]

Mulberry, or Mulberrydreamer, is one of Alex's volunteers that makes most of his artwork. She's made a lot of Alex's video thumbnails, and despite the fact that he's a slimy bastard who would rather screw over his volunteers financially, she still thirsts for him. I don't think he has acknowledged it and ignores her?

Nah he dotes on her. Watched a few of his streams and he calls her cute and will always answer her if she says something or asks a question. She's one of the mods on his twitch stream too. She's too obvious with her thirst for even Alex to miss it

 

[IngusNSFW]

Would it be going too far to call Alex a Sociopath?

 

[MagneticTowels]

Would it be going too far to call Alex a Sociopath?

Spoiler

No

 

[Keystone]

Would it be going too far to call Alex a Sociopath?

Maybe.

Calling him an arrogant asshole who never left his teen edgelord years (or his house lol) and has an unhealthy obsession with anime would not be going too far, however.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Maybe.

Calling him an arrogant asshole who never left his teen edgelord years (or his house lol) and has an unhealthy obsession with anime would not be going too far, however.

Not calling him a future serial killer, but it's somewhat disturbing how he think snuff film and sex slave dungeon a good thing to put in his game

 

[RK 672]

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

Meet SamusFangirl. I first noticed her when I first started digging through GameFAQs for Eva's posts. I noticed that she popped up a lot on topics that Alex had posted. I initially thought they might have been friends just posting on each other's topics.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/SamusFangirl (http://archive.is/6J1FT)

She happened to live in Los Angeles and was interested in getting games early. She and Alex even liked the same games.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/42792013 (http://archive.is/MOW4E)

She posts about Zero Suit Samus. Someone happens to comment on it 30 seconds later. We might have seen them before.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)

She even likes Soul Calibur fan fic.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/43933412 (http://archive.is/ysS26)

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/44231685 (http://archive.is/nqONs)

She asks for a fanfic she used to read long ago and a kind gentleman gives her the link to it.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/45838824 (http://archive.is/Hx64Z)

She gives her 'thoughts' on Pokemon.

It is so hard for me to play the Pokemon series, because it is so unrealistic.

I know that almost every video game is unrealistic. Many games have technology that could never possible exist, many games characters defy physics, and there are lots of games out there that are WAY more unrealistic than Pokemon.

But the reason that Pokemon gets to me is because the Pokemon world is completely ass-backwards.

If a world really existed that actually had Pokemon in it, then life, society, and culture would be entirely different.

1. If people were aware of Legendary Pokemon, then there would be a mad rush to get them. There's not a single person alive who doesn't think it would be awesome to control godlike abilities. Everyone wants an easier life, everyone wants to be in a higher position than they are now. If it's possible to take a 15 minute bike ride from your house to a lake and catch the God of Water, then you'd do it. Instead, we see countless individuals plodding about their mundane, pointless lives, when THE POWERS OF THE GODS are a few towns over, at the cost of a few dozen Ultra Balls. If Pokemon like that were just sitting around in caves waiting to be captured, people would be all over that. And they would be abusing those powers.

2. People in general would be abusing Pokemon. You hate someone? Catch 6 Onix and tell them to roll over that person's house. Actually, just use your 6 Onix to hold a whole town hostage. Just make sure there aren't any water or grass Pokemon and you should be fine. A trainer with sufficiently powerful Pokemon would be able to do whatever the hell he wanted and NO one would be able to stop him except for another equally powerful Pokemon. Unless the police were waking around with lvl 100 legendaries and Garchomps, they'd be easily beaten, as well. People would use Pokemon for whatever they damn well pleased.

3. Not just anyone should be allowed to capture Pokemon. Giving a child a Pokemon is worse than giving him a loaded gun, it's like giving him a nuke. An stupid kid could make a Muk spew poison into a city's water supply, or use Flamethrower and start a forest fire, or cause a Rock Slide that crushes a mountainside town. So many disasters would be capable with Pokemon that it would be absolute insanity to put that power into ANYONE's hands. I would be here forever if I listed the ways in which every single aspect of daily life could either be ruined or overridden with a Pokemon.

4. If Pokemon existed, every aspect of life would be based around them. There's at least one type of Pokemon to serve the purpose of every tool that mankind has ever invented, so forget tools, just use Pokemon. There's at least one type of Pokemon that can produce any kind of energy, so forget about engines, generators, or any man-made energy producers, just use Pokemon. Don't bother with transportation, a Pokemon can carry you. Don't bother to deliver things, a Pokemon can deliver it for you.

5. It makes no sense to have people that have lived for 10 years without ever stepping into grass. What the hell. If you can't do something as simple as WALKING IN GRASS without having a Pokemon beside you, then it would be MANDATORY for every child to own a Pokemon. Children would be assigned a Pokemon at birth, and would be raised with the Pokemon as a companion to become accustomed to it and familiar to it, since it would be a part of that child's life from that day forward. In the Pokemon world, a person who doesn't use Pokemon would be as ass-backwards as a person who doesn't use any electronic devices in our world. It's just SO MUCH EASIER. Why do things the hard way? People would grow up using Pokemon for everything, from WALKING THROUGH GRASS to...every other damn aspect of life.

6. I assure you there would be more than just one goddamn scientist in the entire region trying to make a complete list of all Pokemon. The moment that mankind discovered Pokemon, he would instantly begin a campaign to discover, classify, categorize, and control every type of Pokemon. The process of listing and detailing every Pokemon in existance would have began centuries before the Pokemon games begin, and by the time the main character gets his or her hands on a Pokedex, it would already be completely full. You don't send TWO KIDS to complete an encyclopedia. You send an elite team of experts to systematically and efficiently complete the list. And you don't wait until some random day to do it, you do it every day until it's done from the moment you know Pokemon exist.

7. If you knock out all of a Trainer's Pokemon, how do they get back to town safely? That would be against the rules, or a Trainer would be required to carry around a backup Pokemon. As a matter of fact, people would not be allowed to block passages and disrupt the flow of traffic. That sort of thing is illegal, you know.

8. If there were a Team Rocket (and there would be about a dozen Teams, not just one or two per region) it would have the potential to topple nations. The police would be after them. The ARMY would be after them.

9. There would still be other things in the world, other trends and fads and diversions. Just because people would have a symbiotic, parasitic relationship with Pokemon, it doesn't mean that there wouldn't be OTHER GODDAMN THINGS IN LIFE.

10. Pokemon are sapient. They can learn, memorize, use logic, exercise compassion, communicate, form societies, and even learn languages. If they really existed, they would not be content with just being slaves. There would be more Pokemon like Meowth, who learn how to speak English. And if Meowth could learn English, then there would be humans who attempt to raise Pokemon as humans (just like in modern day, how scientists raise chimpanzees as though they were real human children, to gauge their level of intelligence). Pokemon already have the capacity to become just as sophisticated and civilized as human beings, and if Pokemon really existed, people wouldn't just be using them as pets, people would be raising Pokemon to be just as intelligent as any other human. Pokemon would be alongside humans in intelligence (look at Alakazam for example, what was it, 400 IQ?) and would be campaigning for their own rights.

I know there are probably going to be a lot of rebuttals to some of my points. I can see some of you beginning to type "Hey! Animals exist in real life, but they're not used for every aspect of life!" I'm not even going to bother listing the ways in which Pokemon are completely different than animals, in an entirely different league altogether.

I started this topic because I was hoping I could hear some people list other ways in which the Pokemon world is backwards and nonsensical. I love the Pokemon games, but as I grew older, I started to notice the flawed society. Life would just...not work the way it does in the games, if Pokemon really existed. Care to add a few observations?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/946308-pokemon-platinum-version/48954920 (http://archive.is/YFT74)

Her bumping in these topics reminds me of someone else.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41136825 (http://archive.is/gbm6W)
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41299388 (http://archive.is/u5mk0)

She can't run Fallout 3; the error apparently has to do with pirating it.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/918428-fallout-3/46275638 (http://archive.is/CXF5t)

They seem perfect for each other. Wonder why they never met.

She played in a Super Smash Bros Brawl tournament (and lost). She's also named Alex and her ingame name was EVAX.

She even links to Eva's photobucket.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43974696 (http://archive.is/vE20C)

Her email address is: mpmahan1@ca.rr.com

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/927504-age-of-conan-hyborian-adventures/44463790 (http://archive.is/Ql1XL)

She started posting in February 2008 and sadly, her last post was in February 2010.
Who could this fangirl be?

 

[A Sign]

That pokemon sperging hurt my brain.

It's only a matter of time till Eva comes out as "transgirl" and becomes his own big busty boobie girlfriend (and would really bring in the tumblr fangirls "Stop misgendering yanderedev uwu she is a lesbian transgyrl uwu"

 

[Keystone]

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

You're the best, Ride

>tfw the closest you'll ever get to a woman is by creating a fake persona of one

 

[Joey Caruso]

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

Meet SamusFangirl. I first noticed her when I first started digging through GameFAQs for Eva's posts. I noticed that she popped up a lot on topics that Alex had posted. I initially thought they might have been friends just posting on each other's topics.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/SamusFangirl (http://archive.is/6J1FT)

She happened to live in Los Angeles and was interested in getting games early. She and Alex even liked the same games.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/42792013 (http://archive.is/MOW4E)

She posts about Zero Suit Samus. Someone happens to comment on it 30 seconds later. We might have seen them before.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)

She even likes Soul Calibur fan fic.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/43933412 (http://archive.is/ysS26)

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/44231685 (http://archive.is/nqONs)

She asks for a fanfic she used to read long ago and a kind gentleman gives her the link to it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/45838824 (http://archive.is/Hx64Z)

She gives her 'thoughts' on Pokemon.



https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/946308-pokemon-platinum-version/48954920 (http://archive.is/YFT74)

Her bumping in these topics reminds me of someone else.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41136825 (http://archive.is/gbm6W)
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41299388 (http://archive.is/u5mk0)

She can't run Fallout 3; the error apparently has to do with pirating it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/918428-fallout-3/46275638 (http://archive.is/CXF5t)

They seem perfect for each other. Wonder why they never met.

She played in a Super Smash Bros Brawl tournament (and lost). She's also named Alex and her ingame name was EVAX.

She even links to Eva's photobucket.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43974696 (http://archive.is/vE20C)

Her email address is: mpmahan1@ca.rr.com

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/927504-age-of-conan-hyborian-adventures/44463790 (http://archive.is/Ql1XL)

She started posting in February 2008 and sadly, her last post was in February 2010.
Who could this fangirl be?

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[LucasSomething]

Daddydev's version of the story sound a little bit different.

What happened: Alex asks the modder to show him the script, copypastes it and never credits the guy back.
What he says: "I replicated a modder's work to show that i can do it by myself."



BTW here is how Yanderekun looked originally for those that haven't seen it. Warning: It's spooky

It's been said that there are no girls on the internet.

Meet SamusFangirl. I first noticed her when I first started digging through GameFAQs for Eva's posts. I noticed that she popped up a lot on topics that Alex had posted. I initially thought they might have been friends just posting on each other's topics.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/SamusFangirl (http://archive.is/6J1FT)

She happened to live in Los Angeles and was interested in getting games early. She and Alex even liked the same games.

View attachment 191292

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/933037-grand-theft-auto-iv/42792013 (http://archive.is/MOW4E)

She posts about Zero Suit Samus. Someone happens to comment on it 30 seconds later. We might have seen them before.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)

She even likes Soul Calibur fan fic.

View attachment 191297

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/43933412 (http://archive.is/ysS26)

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/44231685 (http://archive.is/nqONs)

She asks for a fanfic she used to read long ago and a kind gentleman gives her the link to it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/940047-soulcalibur-iv/45838824 (http://archive.is/Hx64Z)

She gives her 'thoughts' on Pokemon.



https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/946308-pokemon-platinum-version/48954920 (http://archive.is/YFT74)

Her bumping in these topics reminds me of someone else.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41136825 (http://archive.is/gbm6W)
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41299388 (http://archive.is/u5mk0)

She can't run Fallout 3; the error apparently has to do with pirating it.

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/918428-fallout-3/46275638 (http://archive.is/CXF5t)

They seem perfect for each other. Wonder why they never met.

She played in a Super Smash Bros Brawl tournament (and lost). She's also named Alex and her ingame name was EVAX.

She even links to Eva's photobucket.

View attachment 191294

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43974696 (http://archive.is/vE20C)

Her email address is: mpmahan1@ca.rr.com

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/927504-age-of-conan-hyborian-adventures/44463790 (http://archive.is/Ql1XL)

She started posting in February 2008 and sadly, her last post was in February 2010.
Who could this fangirl be?

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I thought one alt account for trolling was austistic enough but then but making your own imaginary girlfriend to agree with you and plug your shit is just sad.

Everytime i think Alex can't become a worse human being he proves me wrong.

 

[Haimura]

Will we one day find out a low Alex hasn't gone? Pedo shit, creepy shit, btw im a girl , slurping, stealing, getting chicken tendies from his mom for good boy points, lying, scamming...

What's left?

 

[Luigi]

Damn how old is this balding merchant again?

 

[ES 148]

Someone needs to model Eva and do a model-swap with Ayano.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm dying over here, so we have evidence now that even she is one of Eva's alt accounts? Jesus christ this is pathetic as hell.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Saying "Sharpshooter" is a meme in Clint Stevens' stream. http://clintstevens.wikia.com/wiki/Sharpshooter_Stevens I'm basically just roleplaying as Clint whenever I stream...

What is with this guy and Clint Stevens? I don't think Eva is even that big of a zelda fan, probably too stupid to solve the puzzles. I'm amazed he still hasn't ragequitted breath of the wild yet tbh.

EDIT: Found this in the related videos.

Honestly if I were Clint I'd be creeped out at this point. "But it's just a joke bro!" yeah, a very offputting joke at that.