Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[vertexwindi]

For people who are interested,

We have launched a public discord for project elegy.

https://discord.gg/ytQjswY

Thank you for reading.

Gonna be meta for a second, can people stop with advertising their Yansim clones in this thread? There are other places to do that like the games subforum, this is just the place where we laugh at some incel game dev. Thanks and bless.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Mention YanSim clones in OP to make it easier

 

[LongDongSchlong]

Mention YanSim clones in OP to make it easier

"Other incels who are beating him to the punch:"
[insert list here.]

 

[Lackadaisy]

But going back to the names topic (and I'm gonna be pretty autism here, bear with me please)
We have "Osoro Shidesu" which means "Scary"
Disregarding how that isn't a name at all, much less a feminine one, it points out only 'shes scary'

If I was the mind behind it and want to keep this theme of punny names, an easy choice for her would be Kenka Joutou. Which isn't much of a name as well, but closer to one. But this is where it'd become interesting, because kenka joujou is written 喧嘩上等, meaning 'Good at Fighting,' an average banchou phrase.
However, you can play with that by having her name be written 賢華, which would be translated into "Wise Flower" rather than "Fight." Because at first sight she's a scary person, but once you get to know her she's actually a pretty smart and sweet girl, the classic trope of gentle hooligan.

See but that would require him to give a shit.

 

[OualidAzz]

Gonna be meta for a second, can people stop with advertising their Yansim clones in this thread? There are other places to do that like the games subforum, this is just the place where we laugh at some incel game dev. Thanks and bless.

I am sorry ;-;

You're welcome? But what's project Elegy?

I've explained that a while ago.

Here is the post of several pages ago

https://kiwifarms.is/posts/2139993/

Mention YanSim clones in OP to make it easier

What do you mean?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

But going back to the names topic (and I'm gonna be pretty autism here, bear with me please)
We have "Osoro Shidesu" which means "Scary"
Disregarding how that isn't a name at all, much less a feminine one, it points out only 'shes scary'

If I was the mind behind it and want to keep this theme of punny names, an easy choice for her would be Kenka Joutou. Which isn't much of a name as well, but closer to one. But this is where it'd become interesting, because kenka joujou is written 喧嘩上等, meaning 'Good at Fighting,' an average banchou phrase.
However, you can play with that by having her name be written 賢華, which would be translated into "Wise Flower" rather than "Fight." Because at first sight she's a scary person, but once you get to know her she's actually a pretty smart and sweet girl, the classic trope of gentle hooligan.

I might be wrong, but I think the word "banchō" is a bit antiquated. Unless the game is set in the 1970s or 1980s, which I don't think it is given Alex probably couldn't imagine a world without the internet, it would be out of place.

 

[Fatcat]

What do you mean?

Also please don't double post ; just edit your post.
And he meant to add link to people's own version of YS in the first page.

 

[OualidAzz]

Also please don't double post ; just edit your post.
And he meant to add link to people's own version of YS in the first page.

My bad.

 

[RK 672]

If you've been paying attention to candicelynnpotter.com, you might have noticed an account named "satanthecollector" who really hates @Null.

Obviously, it isn't Donny because they seem to understand capitalization.
They want our IP addresses and have even posted dox of Kiwi Farms members.

They posted this thread.

http://candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=859 (http://archive.is/Q9dlo)

By now, you're probably wondering, why isn't this in the Donny thread.
They posted an imgur link and look who it is:

http://imgur.com/a/7wTrc (http://archive.is/w1U3R)

 

[IngusNSFW]

If you've been paying attention to candicelynnpotter.com, you might have noticed an account named "satanthecollector" who really hates @Null.

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Obviously, it isn't Donny because they seem to understand capitalization.
They want our IP addresses and have even posted dox of Kiwi Farms members.

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They posted this thread.

View attachment 198853

http://candicelynnpotter.com/showthread.php?tid=859 (http://archive.is/Q9dlo)

By now, you're probably wondering, why isn't this in the Donny thread.
They posted an imgur link and look who it is:

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http://imgur.com/a/7wTrc (http://archive.is/w1U3R)

Good shit
Now does fairytailfan666 know that the information is outdated?

 

[Null]

If you've been paying attention to candicelynnpotter.com, you might have noticed an account named "satanthecollector" who really hates @Null.

I've archived their videos. If you find her parents, PM me and I'll ring them.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

Now does fairytailfan666 know that the information is outdated?

You do know that he won't give up that easily. Probably go and resort to off-topic snarky remarks or witty insults, attempting to look smart. Silly Fairytailfan666.

Bet he's here lurking the thread right now.

 

[LucasSomething]

I might be a little late here but i just got home and urgh, that Artist student description is so painful to read, it's exactly like how Alex writes fanfics.

https://yanderesimulator.com/characters/

Spoiler: me explaining why it's so terrible

1-Vague bullshit that doesn't explain anything

The students of Akademi High find it very difficult to describe Geiju.

You're not the student tho, you're his character description page. Also, this isn't the only time he uses this exact words.

There are rumors

Some students see him as

Some students think

Many students wonder

Everything typed here MIGHT be true or MIGHT NOT be, who knows? And who cares? This isn't a "mysterious" character, this is literally a "no concerete personality so you let the fans guess/headcanon one" character.

2-Contradictis itself intentionally for the sake of sounding clever and well writen while in reality it's just dumb.

His artwork is widely regarded as being very impressive - but he is frequently seen scrapping his work and starting over from scratch for no apparent reason.

What exactly is this supposed to mean? It very impressive because he takes his time and it's scraped because he didn't like it you fuck.

He seems to dislike being distracted while painting, but will always make time to critique others' artwork if he is asked to (and sometimes without being asked to).

"He seems to be like this but at the same time he isn't like this."

Many students wonder why such an asocial person would want to become a club leader - but regardless of his reticent nature, he does a proper job of operating his club.

Indeed, i really fucking wonder why this ASOCIAL guy would bother taking all the responsabilities of being a president if he just cares about art. Seems like unecessary work.

Even though he never says more than two words per sentence, he always finds a way to impart sagely advice that helps his clubmembers to drastically improve their art skills.

"He barely says anything and yet says everything."

3-Why do you refuse to write any good or original personality for the students????

Is he introverted and shy, or a cynical misanthrope? Is he a tortured soul, or a pretentious poser? Does he prefer to stay silent, or is there something that is forcing him to be tight-lipped? Nobody knows what to make of him,

It's you who don't know Alex. You realized how your shitty explanations always come to bite you in the ass later so nowadays you say everything "maybe it's this or maybe it's that". You made him "emotionless(tm)" and vague as possible because you don't know how to create write actual emotions.

td;dr:

 

[LongDongSchlong]

I've archived their videos. If you find her parents, PM me and I'll ring them.

>Inb4 newspaper article of parents found dead with an edgy teenager bathing in their blood after refusing to give them tendies.

>Taken to nearest psyche ward.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Eva demonstrates his sex moves

 

[babychan]

I might be a little late here but i just got home and urgh, that Artist student description is so painful to read, it's exactly like how Alex writes fanfics.

https://yanderesimulator.com/characters/

Spoiler: me explaining why it's so terrible

1-Vague bullshit that doesn't explain anything



You're not the student tho, you're his character description page. Also, this isn't the only time he uses this exact words.






Everything typed here MIGHT be true or MIGHT NOT be, who knows? And who cares? This isn't a "mysterious" character, this is literally a "no concerete personality so you let the fans guess/headcanon one" character.

2-Contradictis itself intentionally for the sake of sounding clever and well writen while in reality it's just dumb.



What exactly is this supposed to mean? It very impressive because he takes his time and it's scraped because he didn't like it you fuck.



"He seems to be like this but at the same time he isn't like this."



Indeed, i really fucking wonder why this ASOCIAL guy would bother taking all the responsabilities of being a president if he just cares about art. Seems like unecessary work.



"He barely says anything and yet says everything."

3-Why do you refuse to write any good or original personality for the students????



It's you who don't know Alex. You realized how your shitty explanations always come to bite you in the ass later so nowadays you say everything "maybe it's this or maybe it's that". You made him "emotionless(tm)" and vague as possible because you don't know how to create write actual emotions.

td;dr:

I took fiction writing in college, this character description sucks ass. There is no real information about him, it's just empty words and lazy work as always. But if you dare to say something "HE'S A BUSY GUY HE HAS TO DO EVERYTHING ON HIS OWN". Fuck that.

Eva demonstrates his sex moves

I've never cringed so hard in my entire life.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

I took fiction writing in college, this character description sucks ass. There is no real information about him, it's just empty words and lazy work as always. But if you dare to say something "HE'S A BUSY GUY HE HAS TO DO EVERYTHING ON HIS OWN". Fuck that.

^This. Hell, I'm a complete amateur writer myself, most I can lay claim to is a couple 1,000 word fanfics, both of which have since been deleted. But even I could tell you outright that that shit is just one of the most shallow and lazy character concepts in existence. Fuck's sake, take the self-hating artist stereotype if you have to! You've gone for enough stereotypes already!

 

[Accel_Rider]

I might be a little late here but i just got home and urgh, that Artist student description is so painful to read, it's exactly like how Alex writes fanfics.

https://yanderesimulator.com/characters/

Spoiler: me explaining why it's so terrible

1-Vague bullshit that doesn't explain anything



You're not the student tho, you're his character description page. Also, this isn't the only time he uses this exact words.






Everything typed here MIGHT be true or MIGHT NOT be, who knows? And who cares? This isn't a "mysterious" character, this is literally a "no concerete personality so you let the fans guess/headcanon one" character.

2-Contradictis itself intentionally for the sake of sounding clever and well writen while in reality it's just dumb.



What exactly is this supposed to mean? It very impressive because he takes his time and it's scraped because he didn't like it you fuck.



"He seems to be like this but at the same time he isn't like this."



Indeed, i really fucking wonder why this ASOCIAL guy would bother taking all the responsabilities of being a president if he just cares about art. Seems like unecessary work.



"He barely says anything and yet says everything."

3-Why do you refuse to write any good or original personality for the students????



It's you who don't know Alex. You realized how your shitty explanations always come to bite you in the ass later so nowadays you say everything "maybe it's this or maybe it's that". You made him "emotionless(tm)" and vague as possible because you don't know how to create write actual emotions.

td;dr:

Why do I have this feeling that this character is Alex's version of Jack Stryker?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Eva demonstrates his sex moves

That serial killer chuckle Jeebus!

 

[emerald sploosh]

That serial killer chuckle Jeebus!

Right? I won't be exaggerating when I say I found it genuinely disturbing.
and also the smooching, augh