Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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Thomas Edison said invention is generally ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration, so if he was expecting this to be easy, he was an idiot from the get go.

Thomas Edison also stole a lot of his ideas, much like our dear cow, but all Alex can steal are pre-made models and animations, not an actual game. So he can't even do THAT correctly.

 

[GethN7]

Thomas Edison also stole a lot of his ideas, much like our dear cow, but all Alex can steal are pre-made models and animations, not an actual game. So he can't even do THAT correctly.

The irony is that even then Edison turned out higher quality products than Alex, so while Edison might have been a thief, he was a successful one. Alex might be a thief, but his game still drools and looks like a copy-paste fest done by a shiftless idiot.

 

[IngusNSFW]

I know that this is going to get many disagreements but I can't help it.
I feel very low-key sorry for Eva.

What I mean is, that he probably starts being lazy because right now, he is close to a possible long-term goal of himself: To become a successful game developer.
He has such a self-esteem level up because of that, that he forgets about further development and just celebrates himself.

Honestly, I have an inability to feel empathy towards him. All the things he does he brings upon himself, and he clearly will never admit to his mistakes and use people around him. Even if he did admit to his mistakes, I doubt it'd be sincere.

 

[LucasSomething]

This is how you know Eva stalks the thread.

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I scrolled up and checked and nobody mentioned me posting this picture to the farms today. So why he has to specify "For the record" as if he's speaking to some outside audience and not his friends is beyond me. Since it looks like none of his friends even gave a shit about what he said earlier. So what is there to set straight if they simply just didn't care?

Also how come that ONE singular message about your internet flickering on and off came through but not even one of these supposed messages you're talking about?

Probably because they didn't exist to begin with and you're just trying to cover your ass.

If he was really trying, why it took him almost exactly like one hour to even mention it? He kept talking about unrelated shit so it's internet wasn't the problem. And it's not like he ever sent any condolences either lol, he just said "Just to clarify, i totally tried ok, but didn't work".

Alex is exactly that kind of paranoic lolcow who googles himself and checks his thread multiple times everyday.

 

[princess13456789]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...lex_nested_if_and_if_else_statements_are_not/
http://archive.is/vbFNA
The fans in the comments are doing this.

EDIT:Also YandereDev is telling the mods to remove the posts.

 

[Sushinope]

And for that he's a fool. Thomas Edison said invention is generally ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration, so if he was expecting this to be easy, he was an idiot from the get go.

Well to be fair there is perspiration, all of his volunteers do all the hard work while Eva probably forces them to help him make Easter eggs instead of developing the game so he can turn around and be like oh the volunteeers I need to watch them instead of developing the game they need my direction.
Then I'm sure Eva sweats, I mean stealing art and ideas/being called out for it and the times he rarely stands up must make him sweat. It's hard work being paid for nothing ,you know?

 

[IngusNSFW]

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http://archive.is/vbFNA
The fans in the comments are doing this.
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EDIT:Also YandereDev is telling the mods to remove the posts.

>I haven't posted on 4chan in over a year.

 

[princess13456789]

>I haven't posted on 4chan in over a year.

https://archived.moe/v/thread/378822620/
You can see him getting triggered.

 

[FataBataRang]

If he was really trying, why it took him almost exactly like one hour to even mention it? He kept talking about unrelated shit so it's internet wasn't the problem. And it's not like he ever sent any condolences either lol, he just said "Just to clarify, i totally tried ok, but didn't work".

Alex is exactly that kind of paranoic lolcow who googles himself and checks his thread multiple times everyday.

This is the sort of lie that is so lousy, so obvious, that I'd really just be mad that the person thought I was stupid enough to believe it. It shows a very high degree of either arrogance or incompetence on the part of the liar.

If you're reading this, Alex, and I know you are, you're going to have to do a lot better than that.

 

[Albrechtion]

If you're reading this Alex, and I know you are, you're going to have to do a lot better than that.

He only gets away with this shit as much as he does because his fans (that he hates) allow it. We all know how shitty he is here, but he'll only involve himself in places where he has moderators in place (or no accountability like 4chan); Disagreeing earns you a ban so he can always look at his subreddit or whatever and confirm that his cultivated community that will never dissent is entirely happy with him.

This is probably a big reason why development has stagnated so much too, because there's nobody in his circles to pressure him to do anything.

If he ever does stop playing at being a dev and puts on his big boy shoes then he really does need to hear all about all the shitty stuff he's doing and correct it - not "clear up misunderstandings" but grow the fuck up and start trying to improve. If that day would ever come I guarantee this thread would be the best place to start. Alex, stop making excuses just once and own your mistakes.

 

[vertexwindi]

http://stop-yanderedev.tumblr.com/post/161672265511/since-the-anons-are-complaining-about-bwing

Yandev made an unofficial statement regarding the fangames. Spoilers: he doesn't think too much of them!

 

[princess13456789]

This is where he got MatchMaking

Btw this is his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFovBkZ3BnJsbzf9D5dVKvQ
(http://archive.is/B13mT) (Videos)

 

[zFlarex]

http://stop-yanderedev.tumblr.com/post/161672265511/since-the-anons-are-complaining-about-bwing

Yandev made an unofficial statement regarding the fangames. Spoilers: he doesn't think too much of them!

That image implies that the "fan games" are shitter than his meme game sandbox.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

http://stop-yanderedev.tumblr.com/post/161672265511/since-the-anons-are-complaining-about-bwing

Yandev made an unofficial statement regarding the fangames. Spoilers: he doesn't think too much of them!

i can't wait to see that video

fftopic: chop kick panda wasn't too bad actually. the flash animation was kinda cheesy but overall it was a passable knockoff fftopic:

This is where he got MatchMaking

Btw this is his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFovBkZ3BnJsbzf9D5dVKvQ
(http://archive.is/B13mT)

well he's probably never gotten close to a girl like that, so of course he would have to steal a confession scene. he wouldn't know how true love works

 

[vertexwindi]

i can't wait to see that video

Nah, he refuses to officially acknowledge the fangames. It's maybe the one thing I can commend him for.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Nah, he refuses to officially acknowledge the fangames. It's maybe the one thing I can commend him for.

i meant the video on the yandere/kuudere thing but commending alex? that's a first

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

I wouldn't be surprised if Yandev boy decides to mod a game he likes and replace the models with ***ORIGINAL YEENDOREE SIMULATOR TM INTELECTUAL PROPERRTTY DO NOT STEAL*** character models.

 

[princess13456789]

I wouldn't be surprised if Yandev boy decides to mod a game he likes and replace the models with ***ORIGINAL YEENDOREE SIMULATOR TM INTELECTUAL PROPERRTTY DO NOT STEAL*** character models.

Alex is never original.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

i saw this on non-stop-gay-shit/anti-yanderedev and i thought it was neat

 

[vertexwindi]

i saw this on non-stop-gay-shit/anti-yanderedev and i thought it was neat
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Why would you not want to have the ability to take panty shots of minors in your game?