Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Ignorance to the lawl is definitely one of Eva's defining traits. Couldn't have picked a better video myself.


Can't tell if genuinely bad, attempting to meme, or both.

It's a meme. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hey-man-you-see-that-guy-over-there

Tried to make one mysefl:

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He quickly turned into a laughing stock yet again, though this hasn't stopped him from trying to defend himself on /v/.

i always thought if a lolcow became successful and put away their previous identity and got a new start where everyone actually really liked their stuff that they might be able to have a good life and not be a laughing stock
 
i always thought if a lolcow became successful and put away their previous identity and got a new start where everyone actually really liked their stuff that they might be able to have a good life and not be a laughing stock
They can.
But first they have to change in order for that plan to work.
 
i always thought if a lolcow became successful and put away their previous identity and got a new start where everyone actually really liked their stuff that they might be able to have a good life and not be a laughing stock
If they were capable of that, they probably wouldn't be lolcows in the first place.
 
Honestly, I feel this game concept deserves better than YandereDev. I don't know, I guess I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes the idea of a stealth game where you play as a psychotic school girl who's willing to lie, cheat, steal, dox and even kill to get what she wants. But that would require a competent development team in order to pull it off well. One that could actually deliver the game in a timely manner, instead of making excuses for failing to deliver it on time.
 

yanderedev said:
I'm not sure how to do organic social sabotage. Hitman is all about coming up with your own murder solution organically, and it's easy to look at Hitman's formula and say "Ahhhhh, so that's how to do it..." but I'm not coming up with any bright ideas for non-scripted social sabotage.

Oh :wow:, he literally says "It's easy to look at hitman and copy it instead of making something interesting by myself". Why did you bother making social sabotage one of your game selling points then?

Also fuck Alex for being a godawful game dev. Did you expect to have a fun gameplay with a lot of potential outcomes that encourages you to learn, try out, improvise, etc? Too bad! It will all be scripted BS that he will spoil anyway! He is not coming up with any bright ideas here, sorry folks...
 
I need a recap on this stuff. The last time I've heard from him was with the Tiny Build collab. Anything else that he did?
Steal.
Steal.
Another Clearing up Misunderstandings about 'Fair Use'.
Lie.
Lie.
Released videos of ramblings to avoid doing work.
Streamed.
Streamed.
Cried about his internet while his friend was in danger of dying.

Nothing really noteworthy?

P.S: He also made one of his fans cry and spammed their email.
 
"Ayano Aishi is the main protagonist of Yeeen dare rei simulator, who is a very special important character in the game. I watched so many anime and played so many vidyaeo gaems that i grew an interest to making a yeen daer rei simulator gaem and ayano was based offf of many yanderes and is not a rip off"

If this is not a basic description about yeeenndere girl from Alex I don't know what is.
 
I've been thinking about it for awhile, and after seeing all the fan art and fan works inspired by this game idea, I've come to the conclusion Alex is living proof all stories are only as good as the author writing them, if I might paraphrase the late Terry Pratchett.

In the hands of a competent man with realistic limitations, a work ethic, and a healthy dose of humility, this idea could have gone places. As it is, it's in the hands of a greedy, slothful man whose reach is in pathetic excess of his realistic grasp, so what could have been an interesting take on the Hitman premise is little more than a bunch of ideas and an abortion of an alpha build of a test demo cobbled together by a fool.
 
if I might paraphrase the late Terry Pratchett.

In the hands of a competent man with realistic limitations, a work ethic, and a healthy dose of humility, this idea could have gone places. As it is, it's in the hands of a greedy, slothful man whose reach is in pathetic excess of his realistic grasp, so what could have been an interesting take on the Hitman premise is little more than a bunch of ideas and an abortion of an alpha build of a test demo cobbled together by a fool.
Gosh, I can't believe Terry Pratchett knew so much about Yanderesim.
 
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New build, video is not ready yet
https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2017/06/15/new-build-now-new-video-soon-4/

Highlights:
- Main point is a remake of a Jojo easter egg
- He is actually OK with modifying the game on one way, or at least tries to get less bug reports
- The soundtrack is now fully original work
- Some removals and additions
- Bug fixes
- Cosmetic changes

Osana? So buggy it kills his "flow" at working on her
 
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