Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wtf??? That goes against everything the videotapes say! Only the journalist knew about Ayano's mom and he couldn't prove anything cause he had no evidence, while the school tried so hard to NOT let the cops discover murderer, giving them limited time and (implied) bribe/blackmail.

Now Alex tells me the headmaster not only knew it was her but hates her for tarnishing the school reputation? But why tho???

Not only that, but the fact he's letting Ayano enter the school for "story reasons" is another thing I don't get. I'm hoping Alex will eventually reveal it. But at the rate he works on the game, I don't think it'll happen.

 

[Baltas]

So he released another bug-fixing build, hopefully he mentioned Osana's-

Everyone place your bets now please.

 

[Tundra]

So he released another bug-fixing build, hopefully he mentioned Osana's-
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Everyone place your bets now please.

Muh volunteers, emails and unexpected bugs

 

[Accel_Rider]

Now let's see if Osana was worth the wait.

Spoiler

I highly doubt it.

 

[kcbbq]

Now let's see if Osana was worth the wait.

Spoiler

I highly doubt it.

You're assuming too much here.

 

[OgreSan]

My money's on completely unwarranted hostility. "I shouldn't have to account for all my movements to you losers etc".

"we're so sorry devpai for questioning you please take our parents money to make up for it?" - the tools that still support him

 

[Mustikki]

From the newest build he uploaded today (since he's in the con on the 1st of July):

Added a few more YouTuber-related accessories for Yandere-chan. They’re located in the “meme closet”.

Who wants to check this one? More ass-kissing to keep the game relevant

 

[M1A1]

So he released another bug-fixing build, hopefully he mentioned Osana's-
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Everyone place your bets now please.

-Sob story abouy not having free time because he works so hard
-ran into a pesky little bug that killed his mood
-Osana is so hard to implement boo hoo hoo

Whatever the case is, he will find a wat to make himself the victim as always

 

[Cupcake9]

> makes a 30 minutes long video in two parts to rip of a successul game franchise;
> makes three videos with 15 minutes of average lenght about speculations and minor characters;
> the (still unfinished) core mechanic and main goal of the game will get a 1 minute long video of progress after two years of missing deadlines.

Priorities, am I right?

 

[Sushinope]

So he released another bug-fixing build, hopefully he mentioned Osana's-
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Everyone place your bets now please.

My bets
The emails

Muh volunteers

Totally important easter eggs and ideas guys, totally not stealing

The damn kiwis being mean about streaming more than making the game boohoo, give Eva more boobies and money to recover.

All the mean and not chill fans turning against Eva boohoo more recovering money and boobies.

Going to the convention to slurp at girls then cry about none wanting Eva and making more dlc about the girls that didn't want to talk to the guy that looks like he sniffs chairs after a girl gets off of it.

Stress and needs more money and vacation time to get "healthy time" with his right hand, games and slurping...

 

[Marvin]

Someone who doesn't enjoy programming shouldn't be the primary programmer for a game.

 

[Magique]

So he released another bug-fixing build, hopefully he mentioned Osana's-
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Everyone place your bets now please.

It's a 60 seconds video. I don't expect much.

 

[IngusNSFW]

It's a 60 seconds video. I don't expect much.

Even if it wasn't a 60 second video, by this point I bet we all don't expect much.

 

[zFlarex]

EvaXephon is over hyping Osana, which result in intense disappointment when she is actually implemented. She'll probably will be buggy and easy to kill.

Talking about over hyping.

Remember this idea?

Began to implement a “Topic” system, which allows Yandere-chan to acquire new conversational topics to speak about with other students. (Not every Topic is currently unlockable, and it is not possible to converse with students about specific topics yet.)

It has never been mentioned again, there are countless examples of this.

EvaXephon just mentions ideas but doesn't actually bother implementing them(i.e. modes), raising fans expectations, now it is guaranteed if Yandere Simulator is released that it will have negative reviews due to his inability to stop mentioning ideas, and talking about pointless lore that won't make it into the final game (if there is one).

 

[ES 148]

EvaXephon is over hyping Osana, which result in intense disappointment when she is actually implemented. She'll probably will be buggy and easy to kill.

Talking about over hyping.

Remember this idea?



It has never been mentioned again, there are countless examples of this.

EvaXephon just mentions ideas but doesn't actually bother implementing them(i.e. modes), raising fans expectations, now it is guaranteed if Yandere Simulator is released that it will have negative reviews due to his inability to stop mentioning ideas, and talking about pointless lore that won't make it into the final game (if there is one).

Probably a good idea to close your strikethrough tags.


But yeah, the excess buildup to basic game features creates additional hype, which while he likes it for the attention will inevitably fly in his face when he's unable to deliver.

 

[zFlarex]

Probably a good idea to close your strikethrough tags.

Yeah, I only noticed after I posted it - fixed it right before you posted that.

 

[Baltas]

Here's a follow-up on the delinquents and pedo teacher if you're interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...stions_regarding_the_delinquents_and/djj29t1/

 

[Vibe]

So Alex has 60 seconds to say "I haven't done shit" or he's going to "tease" something totally minute and asinine to fool people into thinking he's productive, meanwhile he's going to sell t-shirts at Anime Expo.
I go to AX every year and I'd hate to know he is anywhere near my local atmosphere.

 

[babychan]

my bet about the 60 seconds video is that it's gonna be about merch

 

[LucasSomething]

From the newest build he uploaded today (since he's in the con on the 1st of July):

Who wants to check this one? More ass-kissing to keep the game relevant

>He unironically created an ingame object to store meme acessories and calls it "meme closet"

wow, did Alex finally give up pretending Yansim isn't a meme game? Because it can't get more "meme game" than this.