Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Ido]

When i was drunk in movie night last night i posted the bullies in chat, some one in voice chat mentioned how they looked like a specific mmd model (body type) but couldn't think of the name. Idk if it's true, but i wouldn't be surprised if he stole a model to pass off as his own. If anyone wants to look further please be my guest.

Also i think it's hilarious that the bullies will point and laugh at their targets inches away from their face. Like who tf point's and laughs lol, especially when they surround the victim. Alex's parents should've sent him to school, he could've used a bully or two.

 

[scared sheep]

Hey, first time poster, long time lurker here. I usually wouldn't post but something's been bugging me about the gyaru bullies.
I know a lot of people here think that the green themed one might be a representation of Kiwifarms but I don't think that's the case when I saw a couple of tweets of people saying "Yandere Dev is so petty enough to make a bully off tumblr blog stop-yanderedev", etc. and it made me wonder why use "runs a hate blog" rather than let's say a forum or something that's closer to describing Kiwifarms if he really was trying to throw shade in this direction.
Made me think that maybe all of these new gyaru bullies are representations of the 'bullies' Alex had experienced during development, considering this guy hasn't had much real human interaction these past 4 years he probably forgot what a real bully is.

Here's a quick theory run down:
-Kokoro Momoiro (pink themed): opposes bullying but harasses people she doesn't like = those dang dirty SJWs
-Hana Daidaiyama (orange themed): fav activity is looking for dirt and digging up people's past = Kiwifarms
-Kashiko Murasaki (purple themed): fav activity is gossiping and spreading rumors = PULL
-Hoshiko Mizudori (green themed): only says negative things, runs a hate blog = anti-dev tumblr blogs and/or Kiwifarms
Whether this would be a subconscious action or not, it's still pretty exceptional if he did design these big nasty bullies with this in mind.

On a side note, I'm surprised no one has mentioned this weird bug (possibly an unfinished easter egg or unused model Alex left in the code) that Bijuu Mike accidentally activated by tapping something on the keyboard in this video.
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I've never seen it before but the lab coat definitely looks like it's for that forgotten science club leader.

Feel free to rate this autistic or dumb.

This is actually a great first post imo, I love your insight.

 

[Ashtar]

Oh yeah I forgot to add.

Girls who look like Musume would not have been “popular.” They would have been treated like delinquents. Japan isn’t like western society, it doesn’t value individuality, it values the group. The way a girl would be popular in Japan is to be the ideal Japanese girl, aka innocent and cute.

Spoiler: Okay some powerleveling bullshit

So, I remember reading a book about gals and there was one saying that she would be followed around in stores, because they were afraid she would steal something. She also told stories of how men would approach her for sex, believing she was a prostitute.

These girls are stereotyped as whores and drug addicts. My Japanese teacher (and I paraphrase) that girls who dyed their hair light colors and wore short skirts went to ghetto schools. The ones who went to good schools had black hair and wore their uniforms correctly. In other words if a girl like Musume were in a Japanese high school everyone would consider her an untrustworthy slut, not a popular fashionista. Teachers would pressure her to dye her hair back and look like a normal high school girl, not sing her praises.

And I never understood this in media. If a girl is a complete and utter bitch, why would anyone trust a word out of her mouth? It should be known that Musume and co. are liars.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Considering Alex condoned and supported bullying a 16 year old until they wanted to kill themselves, and the outlandish brainwashed mob mentality his child army exhibit on his behalf, Alex is the last person alive who should be lecturing anyone on bullying.

Hi Alex! Yes, we still remember the 16 year old you had your fans bully until they were suicidal, refusing to tell them to stop while openly stating this kid deserves it ! ...fuckhead

I know I’m late to this, but when did he and his fanbase provoked a 16 year old to suicide again?

 

[SomewhatNormal]

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How hard is it to come up with your own insults? Like that is the simplest thing a person can do, how can someone be so lazy that they can't even come up with their own insults?

 

[Colloid]

As for his character that's based off of KiwiFarms... If that's true, I don't know what he thinks he's gaining by adding them in. Does he think anyone here will be... Sad? Or Something? It just brings attention to a place he desperately doesn't want his fans going to. Not to mention some people here will be getting their jollies off seeing him so distraught that this thread exists he needed to add a character into his game that represents it.

Because Alex is the kind of moron that sees something he doesn’t like and immediately warns and inadvertently informs his fans with, “Don’t go to this terrible place even if it looks interesting.” It’s like an 80’s parent telling their kid not to do drugs when the kid had zero interest before only to be shocked when they suddenly start doing them afterwards.

 

[skiddlez]

wow so I come back and learn that we now have our own in-game reference/easteregg/shout-out, what a fucking time to be alive

I actually really like that we have a reference in the game, we're one of the biggest hubs of Yan Sim discussion and it only feels right to get an official sly reference, even if he's weakly attempting to throw shade at us. It just comes off as funny to me.

Also Jay

Apparently teachers can be targets of bullying holy fuck this is broken

 

[GravityBeliever]

I think the bullies are starting to warm up to me. Think about it, we have a group of copy pasted character designs with a three decade old trashy fashion sense, all glued to their phones, gossip is their lifeline, and they are somehow the most popular girls in a prestigious school, which stereotypically should be super posh. Not only that, but they have dedicated their everyday lives to locating the one student with the lowest reputation at school and proceed to scribble on their desk and literally laugh at their faces while in a circle around them. And they coincidentally fit very well to the "bully groups" that pester poor ol Dev. Typing out exactly what it is they do makes me realsie that they are hilarious af, if the game was a joke one, I wouldn't change anything about them, their whole situation is too funny.

 

[Megami Skankou]

When i was drunk in movie night last night i posted the bullies in chat, some one in voice chat mentioned how they looked like a specific mmd model (body type) but couldn't think of the name. Idk if it's true, but i wouldn't be surprised if he stole a model to pass off as his own. If anyone wants to look further please be my guest.

The whole game looks like MMD, and has many stolen assets from it too. I don't think it's just the ganguro girl models lol

 

[ES 148]

>making characters with blonde hair and incredibly spray-tanned skin
>not making a donald trump girl

eva is now at -1 on the opinion-o-meter

 

[Megami Skankou]

>making characters with blonde hair and incredibly spray-tanned skin
>not making a donald trump girl

eva is now at -1 on the opinion-o-meter

Petition for Trump-chan to be in the game, as the 6th bully.

Her favorite pastime is deporting all the realistic characters in YanSim, so the only characters left in the whole school by the end of the game are characters like Mai Waifu, Kuu Dere, etc.

 

[ES 148]

Petition for Trump-chan to be in the game, as the 6th bully.

Her favorite pastime is deporting all the realistic characters in YanSim, so the only characters left in the whole school by the end of the game are characters like Mai Waifu, Kuu Dere, etc.

Sometimes she grabs people by the pussy, temporarily increasing panty-shot value. It adds depth to the gameplay, guys!

 

[LiquidKid]

But REMEMBUH, GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER SHOULD NOT BE EZ.

Whenever he says that, it just shows how he knows nothing about stealth games. They’re only difficult until you learn the patterns. That’s the fun of a stealth game, trial and error. Once you understand the target and the escape, it usually becomes super easy. This was even true in the lazily shoehorned stealth in uncharted 4

 

[Professional Meanie]

if the game was a joke one

>if

 

[CWCissey]

>if

There's a difference between YanSim being a joke game and just being a joke.

 

[Gross phone booth]

• Midori will no longer mutter to herself while texting; it was causing too many bugs.
• Unfortunately, had to remove Mai Waifu’s custom eyes again; created too many bugs.
• While I was creating the previous update, I changed Musume’s Student ID. This had more side-effects than I expected, and resulted in some new bugs. The quickest way to fix the problem was to simply implement a new student to take Musume’s old Student ID slot. So, I’ve implemented a new character to occupy that spot. However, don’t get too attached to her! She’ll be removed from the game once it’s time to implement the “Mysterious Obstacle”.

This whole post was a joke, but these three seemed the worst. This whole code's a mess.

 

[CausticMinory]

It's easy to see the bully group is just a copy paste of the same girl with a different hair and eye color. Isn't that the basis for ALL the characters in this game?

 

[princess13456789]

I don't know if this has been discussed before, but Alex stole the writing off the desk from a manga called Koe no Katachi. He couldn't even be bothered to write a couple words.

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Come up with your own shit Eva.

 

[LiquidKid]

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And I never understood this in media. If a girl is a complete and utter bitch, why would anyone trust a word out of her mouth? It should be known that Musume and co. are liars.

Because usually they’re only a bitch in front of people they can be a bitch to. Something Alex surprisingly got right by making them bitchy until you have a certain popularity level. What he got wrong is making them obviously the only bullies, which basically ruins the whole thing.
School kids are jerks in general and Japanese high school is infamous for some of the most severe bullying problems on the planet, so there only being 5 is bullshit and the “they’re too nice” garbage also doesn’t apply. I wish he wasn’t a weeb so he could have set it in a country where he actually knows some of the culture. Besides, this would make more sense in an American setting and may be considered an “artistic statement” if it were, instead of a shitty fan service meme game

 

[Senor Chicken]

I love how Alex saw people bitching about how no one in the world can just 'text' the police, and within a day comes up with some BS that one of the bully's dad is a cop to try and fix his logic.

Even if that were true, the police don't act that fast. And calling 911 would be WAY faster and smarter. Going through 'someone's dad who's a cop' would be way slower in an emergency than just calling emergency services. Phones save pictures, you don't need to send it right away for it to be seen. Run away from the threat, then show the police the photos on your phone once you are safe.

Maybe he should have thought this through instead of impulsively adding it to the game on an edgy whim.