Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Tism the Return II]

I’m surprised this didn’t happen like 5yrs ago when the game was at around peak popularity honestly.

My schizo theory is it's been happening and this is just the first time we hear about it because he suicidebaited the other victims,

 

[2ndBest]

Jesus. Guy could definitely fix the hair issue. Do at least something to mitigate the fact that he looks like a sex pest.

He could have spent all that money he was making to getting a nose job. I mean really, with all that money he was making from the game he could have done something to make himself look better. I wouldn’t be surprised if he used the “well I was really lonely and I felt unattractive so I groomed a minor because it was the only attention I was getting” excuse.

 

[Seafarer]

To me this looks like an (un)intentional use of rhyming slang. Cute and funny = cunny. It helps that the word is only alluded to but not said outright which allows deviates and weirdos (guess what this rhymes with) to easily come into contact with underage.

I’m pretty sure it comes from when outsiders would ask lolifags what “cunny” meant and they would respond that it meant “cute and funny”, one of the defining lolicon traits is smugness so it became a tongue-and-cheek meme.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

All this stupid fucking retard had to do was keep his mouth shut and deny the allegations. The girl was already fucking her case up by supposedly violating two-way privacy laws but NOOOOO, he had to start writing autistic walls of text proving that yes, he was fucking with underage girls online. I know pedophiles are retarded, but GOD he is retarded

He could have spent all that money he was making to getting a nose job. I mean really, with all that money he was making from the game he could have done something to make himself look better. I wouldn’t be surprised if he used the “well I was really lonely and I felt unattractive so I groomed a minor because it was the only attention I was getting” excuse.

He could have spent all that money on hiring a team to finish his damn game

 

[KatanaSenshi]

Alex did nothing wrong. Talmud says you can fuck 3+ years old girls but at least he had some level with decency and went with a 16 years old. He is a rebel of his tribe if you really think about it. On a serious note, I hope he suffers from a horrible painful death.

 

[2ndBest]

All this stupid fucking retard had to do was keep his mouth shut and deny the allegations. The girl was already fucking her case up by supposedly violating two-way privacy laws but NOOOOO, he had to start writing autistic walls of text proving that yes, he was fucking with underage girls online. I know pedophiles are retarded, but GOD he is retarded

He could have spent all that money on hiring a team to finish his damn game

“But muh precious code!”

 

[Seethecoper]

>weeb
>anime game
>discord

Who could have seen this coming?

 

[StandardGardenHoe]

Is anyone actually shocked by this?

 

[Mango Cobra]

I probably should explain for those out of the loop: “cute and funny” is a false etymology for what the word “cunny” means, in actuality “cunny” is lolicon slang for a little girl’s vagina. Lolicons use this false etymology a lot in order to be coy about their sexual deviancy and as a dogwhistle to other degenerates.

I want to expand on this, I've only ever seen the word 'cunny' used in relation to underage girls.

In the HBO tb show Rome, a pair of Roman soldiers sneak into a slave camp to free the daughters of one of the soldiers. When they describe the 12 year old daughter to the slave master so they can be taken to her, he laughs and says "Ooh, this is rich. Two soldiers out for some young cunny, eh?"

The other time is in the novel pillars of the earth, where a feral child is teased for "not knowing where children come from" only to proceed to say "Children would come from your cunny after youve had sex" to the slightly older girl who was teasing him.

So yeah cunny is an old word that dates back to the 1500s, and it's basically always used by pedophiles / weird people with no sense of proprietary to describe an underage girl's parts.

 

[Love Machine]

It's always amazing how little nerds like this have easy street paved for them so easily and they don't have to do a day of work, only to fuck it up with doing the dumbest shit. You couldn't find a clout chasing groupie that was of age?

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

All this stupid fucking retard had to do was keep his mouth shut and deny the allegations. The girl was already fucking her case up by supposedly violating two-way privacy laws but NOOOOO, he had to start writing autistic walls of text proving that yes, he was fucking with underage girls online. I know pedophiles are retarded, but GOD he is retarded

He could have spent all that money on hiring a team to finish his damn game

He's got that Ralphamale in him.

 

[Cats]

For some reason every time I see the word "yandere" I hear Hank Hill in my head saying, "So, are ya a Yan-deer or a Soon-deer?"

I don't know what's wrong with me, but it's probably "Plenty".

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[Idiot Asshole]

Fucking hilarious. Who knew the grown adult who's spent a decade making a game where you can look up high school girls' skirts turned out to be a sex pest?

 

[SomeSpook]

I

Is anyone actually shocked by this?

Not really

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

These people need to be hung.

Pictures are hung. Pedos are hanged.

“cute and funny” is a false etymology for what the word “cunny” means, in actuality “cunny” is lolicon slang for a little girl’s vagina. Lolicons use this false etymology a lot in order to be coy about their sexual deviancy and as a dogwhistle to other degenerates.

It would be cute and funny to use sledgehammers equipped with bayonet spears to turn pedo skulls into beautiful artworks of blood, brain, and bone.

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

Anime, Autism, and internet clout are one hell of a combination, we all knew this was going to happen the question was just when. Personally im surprised it took this long

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

How you uh, how you comin' on that video game you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of code there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big game you've been working on for these years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for her to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off to groom kids on discord.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Does discord turn people into groomers like a mind virus, or are groomers just attracted to discord like it's some sort of spider hotel for sex pests?

It feels like it is quick to name who isn't than is on discord.

 

[Heed Not]

Interestingly cunny was already slang for pussy going back hundreds of years and is part of why coneys (rabbits, pronounced cunny) started being called bunnies. Cunny just loosely means "hole" or "tunnel" etymologically.
Cunnyposting is reviving very old slang albeit with a more targeted and unacceptable meaning (though it was considered vulgar even back then anyway)

I probably should explain for those out of the loop: “cute and funny” is a false etymology for what the word “cunny” means, in actuality “cunny” is lolicon slang for a little girl’s vagina. Lolicons use this false etymology a lot in order to be coy about their sexual deviancy and as a dogwhistle to other degenerates.

 

[Vect]

This guy's clearly telegraphed his interest in underage girls for quite a while now. Everybody knows he's a creep. If you think about it, pretending to make a game about high school crushes for 10 years would be a really good ongoing excuse to get into contact with little girls in private chats he could manipulate.

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My schizo theory is it's been happening and this is just the first time we hear about it because he suicidebaited the other victims,

Yeah, there's probably dozens. He's a sped with no impulse control, threatening suicide is the only way he'd keep this under wraps.

To me this looks like an (un)intentional use of rhyming slang. Cute and funny = cunny. It helps that the word is only alluded to but not said outright which allows deviates and weirdos (guess what this rhymes with) to easily come into contact with underage.

I mean, he's inquiring about an OnlyFans, I'm not sure why he'd use code. He could just be repeating the phrase to lovebomb her? I really don't like the idea that two of the most banal words that guys use to describe girls they like is now evidence of some nonce tradecraft.