Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
DumbCWCQuote said:
Damnit I go away for one day and miss all the fun. You can all vote me late now. So how badly do you think Edge-chan/mission mode will fuck up the "game" and how long until Alex either A Stops working on it leaving it a half finished mess. B Removes it to save the half finished mess he already has. Or C All of the above but adds a new half finished mess to replace it?
Edited: I need to learn to proofread.
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Well I just tried it a couple of times and so far I've managed to evade her every time by sticking two buckets in her path so she endlessly walks into them, not exactly hard to break thissun.
Would comment on the framerate chugging too but to be fair my laptop is devolving into a potato so that might not 100% be the games fault, would have to try it on a better desktop setup to see how much Nemesis (seriously that fucking name) makes the game shit itself.
 
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Lalala said:
Dude couldn't even build a launcher by himself, if all the volunteers quit at once the amazing Yandere-dev would shit the bed and the game would die.
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When Druel quit Eva did suffered a huge impact, since that guy was basically doing everything related to 3D modeling. I wonder what would happen if Momoki leaves the project as well, because she voices a lot of characters and random voice lines.

LucasSomething said:
Alex could technically at least pay a few of his volunteers or fully hire someone to work for him, he gets +5000 every month, it's impossible that he can't find someone experienced enough for a price. But of course he won't do that (even if his patreon says he will hire a programmer) cause that's his "tip jar".It's actually pretty absurd that he would rather delay the game as much as possible and leave all the work on volunteers than actually hire someone.
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He did paid Druelbozo. But, lol, the only paid volunteer in YS's history was only receiving 500 bucks instead of 1500 because of.... Uh, reasons? Well, I mean, he did asked for just enough money to pay his rent, but if Eva was a decent person Druel would've recieved the right amount of money anyway. Like, c'mon, why do you think there's so many hairstyles for Yandere-chan? Druelbozo modeled all of them because his payment was pure shit. I kinda feel sorry for him, but now he's in a game company that treats his workers like... Well, workers, instead of slaves for a bosss thirsty for assets.

Self rates :feels:
 
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Cupcake9 said:
He did paid Druelbozo. But, lol, the only paid volunteer in YS's history was only receiving 500 bucks instead of 1500 because of.... Uh, reasons? Well, I mean, he did asked for just enough money to pay his rent, but if Eva was a decent person Druel would've recieved the right amount of money anyway. Like, c'mon, why do you think there's so many hairstyles for Yandere-chan? Druelbozo modeled all of them because his payment was pure shit. I kinda feel sorry for him, but now he's in a game company that treats his workers like... Well, workers, instead of slaves for a bosss thirsty for assets.
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If Eva is still the same person. He is probably doing 90% of nothing while he bitches and yells at his volunteers who do have skills. He's using the same "skills" when he was in game dev school.

To graduate, he literally took an indie game, replaced the character model, and presented that as his final project.

I feel bad for people who don't know him as EvaXephon, you can tell a lot of his fanbase actually sees him as a real developer. Sorry, a real dev doesn't make a 20 minute video yelling at his community about emails.
 
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Typo said:
If Eva is still the same person. He is probably doing 90% of nothing while he bitches and yells at his volunteers who do have skills.
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Well, there's this rumor that he doesn't use discord to talk with the volunteers (wich is a much easier way to deal with comunication) because he don't want the volunteers to talk to eachother and "star fighting".
AKA he doesn't want a riot that would most likely happen if they all realize they're being treated like shit.
 
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Typo said:
To graduate, he literally took an indie game, replaced the character model, and presented that as his final project.
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If that's true:
  1. Alex is a dang dirty plagiarist who has no business trying to hold the title of "developer." He didn't develop shit. Anyone can replace a model.
  2. What kind of school lets a plagiarist graduate? I'm pretty sure the school and its "prestige" have been mentioned, but it's still quite low.

Of course, it's nothing new, but he's been at this for a long time in that case.
 
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caffeinated_wench said:
If that's true:
  1. Alex is a dang dirty plagiarist who has no business trying to hold the title of "developer." He didn't develop shit. Anyone can replace a model.
  2. What kind of school lets a plagiarist graduate? I'm pretty sure the school and its "prestige" have been mentioned, but it's still quite low.

Of course, it's nothing new, but he's been at this for a long time in that case.
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I think it was said earlier in the thread that his diploma came from a below-average school and he only worked QA later. So he is indeed no "true" dev.
 
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I'm sad that I missed the sperg in our thread :heart-empty:
But onto Eva, the update is another timewaste. Rather than implement the mechanics he says he can do while waiting for Osana stuff, he works on mission mode since it means he can have an edgy waifu implemented.
 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5irskw/question_regarding_ayano/dbai3mq/

YandereDev said:
She eats to avoid dying, and eats enough food to avoid an emaciated appearance so that she doesn't draw unwanted attention, but other than that, she doesn't care much about food.

After meeting Senpai, she experiences a heightened sense of taste, and enjoys eating a bit more. She enjoys trying meals that she saw Senpai eating, because it makes her feel a bit closer to him.
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Alex expects me to believe that Ayano is so edgy/emo that she only eats enough to not die (anorexia?) and literally can't fell the taste of food until after she meets her man. Why does Ayano care about drawing unwanted attenttion from other students again? I thought she was E M O T I O N L E S S ( T M )?

It's like Alex is trying reeeeally hard to make me feel sorry for her, but considering the sexist implications that she can't function without a MAN in her life, Ayano comes of as weak protagonist you don't want to root for.
 
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LucasSomething said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5irskw/question_regarding_ayano/dbai3mq/



Alex expects me to believe that Ayano is so edgy/emo that she only eats enough to not die (anorexia?) and literally can't fell the taste of food until after she meets her man. Why does Ayano care about drawing unwanted attenttion from other students again? I thought she was E M O T I O N L E S S ( T M )?

It's like Alex is trying reeeeally hard to make me feel sorry for her, but considering the sexist implications that she can't function without a MAN in her life, Ayano comes of as weak protagonist you don't want to root for.
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Nobody except his pre-pubescent fanbase can suspend their disbelief that much. I mean really, that just sounds retarded.
 
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So being a very important character, Nemesis has a character page too. And this is a part of her description:
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Oh the suspense, oh the mystery and ow the edge, stop complicating this shitty story.
 
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