Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Keystone]

This gets better by the day.

What better way to make us go away than make a long video about us, right? It's not like that would lead more people then we could've ever dreamed of to this very thread or anything.

But hey I'm just some dirty detractor who doesn't suck Yan Daddy's dick, so what do I know? You do you, Alex.

 

[Lalala]

YandereDev is threatening me with a video about the KF because of his thread. I emailed him an offer to clear up rumors and his association with Samuel Collingwood Smith in exchange for a copy of his mailing list and he got real fucking bent out of shape about it.

(I have no idea why I thought his name was Mike. I guess I thought Mike Mahan was better sounding than Alex Mahan. Wrote it late at night.)

"I am arguably your most high profile victim"
Pfffft lad we have Chris Chan, Phil, all of TGWTG and Onision on these boards just to name a very select few, you ain't shit son

 

[CupcakeBitch]

"I'm not a drama queen, and I don't respond negatively in a funny way" says the guy who made at least a dozen posts whining about girls not finding him attractive, and wanting a busty girl on a site meant for children, told someone to stick their dick in a beehive, and made a strawman representation out of the younger and more naive fans, that has been killed in a few of his videos.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

YandereDev is threatening me with a video about the KF because of his thread.

Because talking about the Farms won't point more of his fans in the direction of all the shit he hasn't done for his game.

 

[Bucket]

The fucking ego on this guy.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Did he just fucking call himself a "professional game developer"?

 

[ES 148]

Don't we have a thread on TotalBiscuit? One on Jim Sterling? The guy's narcissism is starting to show.

 

[Null]

Don't we have a thread on TotalBiscuit? One on Jim Sterling? The guy's narcissism is starting to show.

Mate we got a fucking thread on Milo Yiannapolis and Hillary Clinton. This faggot's off his rocker. Should catch up on some sleep.

 

[ES 148]

I know, but he was going by notability in terms of subscribers. Sorry to seem ignorant.

Which reminds me, is he seriously saying 'all my big youtuber friends will totally care about my game being cancelled'? I imagine people like Markiplier have more to do than care in the least about YanDev's woes.

 

[Takamouri]

I had heard the rumors that Alex was involved with Vordrak but who would have thought that it would take such a turn.
On another note please someone take this guy off his high horse. 'I'm arguably your web site's most high-profile victim'. Eva pls even Chris-chan has more charisma and fame than you.

 

[NewYandereDev]

Apparently I'm overestimating myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[CupcakeBitch]

For someone with such pitifully low self esteem, Alex has this unwarranted air of superiority to him.

 

[Bucket]

Which reminds me, is he seriously saying 'all my big youtuber friends will totally care about my game being cancelled'? I imagine people like Markiplier have more to do than care in the least about YanDev's woes.

All yansim is to them is another way to get views. When it dies, they'll move on to something else. He is not as special as he thinks he is, and it's about time he learns that.

 

[Null]

Apparently I'm overestimating myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well now I'm rooting for you. 12 hours ago I didn't give a shit about this. You're making a FOSS Unity game with a Github yea?

 

[ES 148]

Spoiler: upset fan quote

"the sub is such a mess there is too much ugly ht ing right nw.... i think i am gonna give up yandere simulator sorry yanderedevi ts just too much...i dont know if i should trust this or not but i found a game in development on tye yandere simulator deviantart i just hope it will be just as good as what yandere simulator should be .."

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Did I seriously just read that YandereDev and Vordy are in touch ?

Words fail me.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Apparently I'm overestimating myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's going to take a lot of hard work, and organization, but I'm certain that you can do this.

 

[Vibe]

Holy shit he's associated with Hopkins???

 

[Tranhuviya]

And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great autist that sitteth upon many waters.

With whom the tards of the earth have conspired, and the kiwis of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of his autism.

So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a lawyer sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

And the great autist was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in his hand full of abominations and filthiness of his conspiracy:

And upon his forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, VORDRAK THE GREAT, THE MOTHER-FATHER OF AUTISTS AND RAPIST OF HIS OWN MOTHER WITH A SELF-EVIDENT LUST FOR YOUNG ASS.

 

[NewYandereDev]

Oh, this is fun

Spoiler

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Would it be okay if we included her as a background student in the game?