Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[RK 672]

This is an old Facebook account of Alex's:
https://www.facebook.com/alexander.kungfufactory (http://archive.is/aNUAt)

Why is he wearing Kamina Glasses?

He had mentioned on a GameFAQs post that he intended to cosplay as Kamina to an anime convention. Why he's wearing it here, I don't know.

 

[The Mountain]

Wait, those are real? I thought those were just photoshopped in to make him easier to spot.

Holy shit...

 

[Heated Fan]

his pose is just super awkward too in both pictures. in both of them he's literally forcing a fucking smile and the one where hes jumping just looks like he doesn't want to do it

 

[IngusNSFW]

Spoiler: Click for Nightmares

Why the fuck is he doing the ahegao?

 

[Keystone]

Here are some Gaia posts that I haven't seen posted or linked to yet.
Alex talks about his feelings towards his family.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lif...lling-my-parents-what-should-i-do/t.10959285/ (http://archive.is/OPp2k) (these archives are broken)

Fucking Christ dude. I was more right about him being a potential Elliot Rodgers than I realized.

His dad is right too by the way, since Alex has nothing to fall back on if (when) YanSim falls apart. All those patreon shekels he's accumulated, while quite a bit, will eventually run out. And he is absolutely fucked to the 10th degree when any prospective employers google his name. Because he's such a retarded spastic, all the stuff we've dug up on him can be irrefutably traced right back to him since he's used basically the same name all across the internet for over a decade.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Fucking Christ dude. I was more right about him being a potential Elliot Rodgers than I realized.

His dad is right too by the way, since Alex has nothing to fall back on if (when) YanSim falls apart. All those patreon shekels he's accumulated, while quite a bit, will eventually run out. And he's is absolutely fucked to the 10th degree when any prospective employers google his name. Because he's such a exceptional spastic, all the stuff we've dug up on him can be irrefutably traced right back to him since he's used basically the same name all across the internet for over a decade.

lol true

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

...Do you think his entire 'programming experience' is QA scripting? That is what he did there, right?

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

in the second photo where they jump, Eva threw a peace sign as well.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

I might be late on this, but he apparently has a FunnyJunk account. Archive link here

 

[smallmilk]

God, this guy didnt just leave a trail on the internet he made a whole fucking highway

 

[Carcinogenesis]

His whole name revolves around his crusade to prove that the anime RahXephon is a copy of Evangelion (Archive). That is a sad start to your internet infamy

 

[TsumTsum]

I knew he liked boobs but these old posts show his obession with them is approaching maximum levels of Freudian.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why is he wearing Kamina Glasses?

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

But jokes aside, I'm guessing it's to help distinguish him from the other geeks and nerds there. That and he probably likes the show because of Yoko's tits.

 

[Keystone]

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

But jokes aside, I'm guessing it's to help distinguish him from the other geeks and nerds there. That and he probably likes the show because of Yoko's tits.

That and he's a socially retarded weeb who doesn't know that wearing anime glasses in public is something you don't do unless you explicitly want people to know that you're a socially retarded weeb. Only time you could get away with wearing those is at a video game/anime convention, or a Halloween party.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That and he's a socially exceptional weeb who doesn't know that wearing anime glasses in public is something you don't do unless you explicitly want people to know that you're a socially exceptional weeb.

Well to be fair, I doubt many of the others there are super well-adjusted either. Maybe a little better in that they don't waste their lives making fap-fueled games. But still.

Hell, I fairly certain most of them (especially Alex and the fat neckbeard next to him) don't go outside that much.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

A kind lesson as the why you shouldn't pirate games, bought to you by EvaXephon (Archive). I wonder how he fucked up THAT badly!

 

[LongDongSchlong]

He was a streamgoer of Alex's back when there was an active stream.

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They appear to have been friends on Gaia.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/wor...heir-plan-to-conquer-the-world/t.4381392_601/ (http://archive.is/TBwdO)

Here are some Gaia posts that I haven't seen posted or linked to yet.
Alex talks about his feelings towards his family.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lif...lling-my-parents-what-should-i-do/t.10959285/ (http://archive.is/OPp2k) (these archives are broken)

Alex shares his experience on Craigslist.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/the...aigslist-casual-encounters-post/t.36786507_1/ (http://archive.is/5jZtB)
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/the...igslist-casual-encounters-post/t.36786507_31/ (http://archive.is/jbjGY)

Late as fuck to reply to this but, fucking kek.
I wonder if this was just him at his edgier teen years, obviously his parents don't really treat him like shit otherwise they would've kicked him out by now. [Or maybe their attitude changed once he got his degrees that he probably didn't really earn if the evidence so far is true (Which it obviously is.)]

Don't forget how his mom brought him his tendies mid stream "Thanks mom."

EDIT:Jesus that typo how the fuck did I not see that.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Don't forget how his bought brought him his tendies mid stream "Thanks mom."

His dad also yelled at him to come help out or something along those lines, And the stream kept going offline multiple times. It's hilarious as all hell how hypocritical he is.

He doesn't like his dad as he sits on his ass streaming and refuses to do what he's told.
He doesn't like his mom when he soaks up to her and eat snacking his teeth through the whole stream.

 

[Strelok]

A kind lesson as the why you shouldn't pirate games, bought to you by EvaXephon (Archive). I wonder how he fucked up THAT badly!

Nigaa how the fuck do you get a computer destroying virus pirating shit. That's like pirate 101. 99% of the time it'll even look dodgy as fuck, and the 1% of the time a legit looking thing is bum you can clean it out with <insert AV here> and windows safe mode.

He probably pirated something 5mb and labeled gamename.exe.

Edit: Realtalk yeah I know apocalypse level dodgy shit was way more prevalent back in 2009 (Nowadays they just want to use you as a botnet/bitcoin miner, and self policing of pirate communities is far more effective), but let me shitpost damnit.

Edit 2: No seriously, most shit that's dodgy these days can be handled with bog standard AV like Avira. Everytime I've seen a problem, it's followed this course "was there any virus alerts?" "Yeah, but it was a false positive"... well no it wasn't dipshit.

 

[kai]

fftopic:imagine having your unemployed, almost thirty-year old son live with you, who does nothing except for playing video games and watching anime all day. and his mother still brings him snacks for crying out loud. didn't he even say he wanted to kill her lmao