Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IAmNotDavid]

so I'm thinking of making a game called Kiwi Simulator where you're basically me with a katana and you have to street race brianna wu in my mom's prius

who's in for five grand

How much extra do I have to pay to include dank memes that have no relevance to the actual game or plot?

 

[Adamska]

so I'm thinking of making a game called Kiwi Simulator where you're basically me with a katana and you have to street race brianna wu in my mom's prius

who's in for five grand

Yo, Kiwi programmers working on that Yansim redo, I would love a Cow Karts game where you have cows race each other. I even have ideas and can be a controlling faggot like Alex.

And now the George Lucas comparison is complete.

 

[Haimura]

Yo, Kiwi programmers working on that Yansim redo, I would love a Cow Karts game where you have cows race each other. I even have ideas and can be a controlling faggot like Alex.

And now the George Lucas comparison is complete.

Stage Hazard: Schmorky grabs you and forces you to exchange his diapers

 

[deliciouscake]

It is completely fucking criminal that he will not pay the volunteers who have contributed more work to his shitty waifu game than he has. It's completely shameless at this point. The only one I've even seen get a slither of public credit is Druelbozo- so they're not even getting paid in 'exposure' (which is still a sin.)

How any self respecting artist works with him I have no idea.

 

[Adamska]

Stage Hazard: Schmorky grabs you and forces you to exchange his diapers

Nahh, he's a racer, he uses a rickshaw powered by klurfs and underaged children in diapers.

A stage hazard would be the Slaton Sisters trying to eat you as you race on their giant buffet table.

 

[LucasSomething]

Look at those comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5wwrz5/announcing_a_partnership_with_tinybuild/

The fandom is actually ok with paying for a game that has virtually nothing in it.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Look at those comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5wwrz5/announcing_a_partnership_with_tinybuild/

The fandom is actually ok with paying for a game that has virtually nothing in it.

Yes, giving a little taste of what the full experience will be like is too much apparently. What even

 

[Haimura]

Look at those comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5wwrz5/announcing_a_partnership_with_tinybuild/

The fandom is actually ok with paying for a game that has virtually nothing in it.

>It provides the game full experience

at least they admit its a game where you do nothing but walk behind a girl until you can stab her 10x and then call it a day

 

[chadmuska]

lol

doesn't Tinybuild have a history of really stupid publicity stunts like not releasing a game until some twitch streamer beat it? What are they gonna do for this? Not release it until theres a stabbing in a Japanese high school?

 

[Accel_Rider]

>It provides the game full experience

at least they admit its a game where you do nothing but walk behind a girl until you can stab her 10x and then call it a day

It's amusing considering the dev spoils everything about the game with each update video

 

[Cupcake9]

Funny how Eva once said that Hello Neighbour was just "hiding from an NPC" while making it sounds super simple compared to Yandere Simulator and then proceeds to make a partnership with Tiny Build.

 

[RK 672]

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Didn't even notice that he mixed up "retains ownership" with "retrains ownership".
This is a more accurate chalkboard.

 

[Vibe]

Alex is actually going to bring down an entire company with him

 

[Haimura]

It's amusing considering the dev spoils everything about the game with each update video

That's honestly what triggers me the most about this whole mess. He can't live without the attention, so he keeps making videos of every fart he farts and ruins the experience for anyone with half a brain. It's good for me since I avoid the game like the plague but want to mock it, but for the stupid fans it must be like "wow im about to do what dev just did on his video so exciting." Every trick and secret is revealed by himself.

What happened to devs disappearing for four years and then releasing a wolf girl h game and everyone crapping their pants

Alex is actually going to bring down an entire company with him

The second coming of No man's and Hello Games?

 

[Vibe]

are you... serious...

He's going to make people pay for his fucking alpha now what the fuck
at least now he has no fucking excuse to use stolen assets and copywritten assets and stuff his game up with fucking memes. Which inherently means he's going to lose "hype" now.

 

[Honeybunny]

Yeah, good luck actually getting to sell the game with all those easter eggs blatantly based upon already established IPs in it, that's not going to royally backfire or anything

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Since Alex apparently did all of this without leaving the house, how much are you willing to bet TinyBuild will find a way to screw him up over ownership of the game ?

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

• Keep $5k/month patreon
• Get tinyBuild's people to work on your game
• Make Kickstarter money
• Make Early Access money
• Don't pay your volunteers

You can't outjew the jew Alex

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Since Alex apparently did all of this without leaving the house, how much are you willing to bet TinyBuild will find a way to screw him up over ownership of the game ?

If TinyBuild manages to steal YanSim under Alex's massive Jew nose, make a (comparably) better game, AND cause Alex to sperg out over his "stolen" game, I won't even be mad.

Hell, I'll even consider buying a copy.

 

[Vibe]

So now that he has to be that much more demanding of money for the game it's going to involve that many more layers of legal action and all those "give me money" tricks are going to be that much blatant.
People are going to have to pay for builds now and no youtubers are going to want to cover his meme game and now that he can't put memes into his game like undertale and anime references and so forth he will no longer be able to secure "hype" and make videos about the latest meme he put into the game and will actually have to be entirely stand-alone. As if he wasn't already securing profit from his game already using stolen and ripped assets now he's going to bring down the reputation of an entire company with him. Kinda disappointed that TinyBuild partnered with Alex but I wonder how they would respond knowing the shitty person that Alex is and how shitty he is to work with.