Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 200 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 87 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 194 8.3%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 665 28.6%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 300 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 306 13.1%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 104 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 188 8.1%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 141 6.1%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 143 6.1%
  • Total voters
    2,328
Why do you guys think Yanderedev aged so poorly? Was it just the ugliness inside finally manifesting itself on the outside?
 
Sedentary lifestyle, holing yourself up in a cave seething and probably boozing up to cope, and that Jewish physiognomy. Though looking at current photos he doesn't look much different than when he started.
 
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demicolon said:
Sedentary lifestyle, holing yourself up in a cave seething and probably boozing up to cope, and that Jewish physiognomy. Though looking at current photos he doesn't look much different than when he started.
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Beat me to it. Any job where you spend most of your time in front of a computer will absolutely ruin your body if you don't take active measures to compensate. The only think Alex has going for him is that he evidently hasn't developed a habit of grazing, as he's not nearly as fat as he could be with just a little mistake on that front.
 
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Some time between March 12th and now, Alex added Sureibu Aishi to the website's character page, aka the father of Ryoba from 1980's Mode.
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Sureibu translates to Slave, by the way. :story:
 
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Activelo said:
Some time between March 12th and now, Alex added Sureibu Aishi to the website's character page, aka the father of Ryoba from 1980's Mode.
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Sureibu translates to Slave, by the way. :story:
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Thanks for the info. I am surprised there is still someone ready to draw for him. This style sucks so much that I almost wish for Mulberry to come back. Almost.

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Since we reached another anniversary of game development, let's check on the Patreon again.
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10 years of funding. All time low number of members. Steady low on money with the usual ups and downs.
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Hm, I always thought that 2016-2017 were his golden years, yet 2018 was good too.

demicolon said:
Sedentary lifestyle, holing yourself up in a cave seething and probably boozing up to cope, and that Jewish physiognomy. Though looking at current photos he doesn't look much different than when he started.
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Firstly, nope, I doubt Alex drinks. Secondly, are you sure he looks the same as he was?

Here is he around 30 years old.
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Here is he in April of 2023.
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Here is he filtered to fuck in his "apology" from the late 2023.
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Kuritan Deplorable said:
Beat me to it. Any job where you spend most of your time in front of a computer will absolutely ruin your body if you don't take active measures to compensate. The only think Alex has going for him is that he evidently hasn't developed a habit of grazing, as he's not nearly as fat as he could be with just a little mistake on that front.
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Maybe he has a predisposition to be skinny, so his terrible lifestyle didn't cause him to go full hambeast. On his younger pics he is quite thin. He also had a quite low fat percentage when he was in his 20s.
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Zertes said:
Why do you guys think Yanderedev aged so poorly? Was it just the ugliness inside finally manifesting itself on the outside?
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Yes, but a lot of things on top of that. He stays mostly inside, so no fresh air and sunlight, which is bad for skincare. Like @Kuritan Deplorable already mentioned he mostly sits on his ass, which is a fucking killer not only for ones spine, but for metabolism too and not only in a sense of getting fat, your hormones get into bad levels too. He probably sleeps like ass either with nocturnal cycle or no cycle at all which once again ruins ones hormones especially growth hormone. He is an easily triggered narcissist on top of that so he gets constantly stressed and cortisol is not a longevity component. And don't forget he is a coomer, so his testosterone is probably fucked into the dirt which is a death sentence for male longevity. He can't attempt to compensate this with nutrition since he is eating grub hub shit and whatever snack he can quickly swallow without cooking like bananas or peanut butter sandwiches WITH A TALL GLASS MILK OF COURSE. I mean, those things are ok, but they can't be the entirety of one's diet.

TL;DR Not enough movement, not enough sunlight, bad sleep, bad nutrition and being terminally online.

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I like how the backstories of Alex' characters are becoming increasingly more unhinged and mindboggling.
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I think, he unironically should add AN ALEX MAHAN GAME to the loading screen. The only thing this shit lacks at this is a cardboard box.
 
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With the new anime style trend I decided to breathe new life into my old submissions to Alex's contest. Sorry.
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The base for this one was Chris and his straw of fail... It clearly knows something we didn't back then.
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Not sure about his ancestry, but there's a thing with guys of Mediterranean ancestry where if you stay indoors a lot and aren't very well hydrated, your skin complexion will take a horrifying turn for the worse and begin to resemble a ghoul or a rotting corpse. I think TheElectricUnderground had this issue, there are some old videos where he looked quite ill whereas now he looks fine. It's not worth being pale if you're a man with olive skin, it's very easy to look like a freak.
 
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