Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[FataBataRang]

You may want to cover your eyes or use bleach after seeing this

Mullberry has serious problems.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Mullberry has serious problems.

Birds of a feather flock together

 

[Y2K Baby]

Mullberry has serious problems.

Yeah, completely ruined the sexual appeal of Yanderedev for me tbh.

 

[princess13456789]

Did Eva ever credit the guy who made the launcher?

 

[A Sign]

Birds of a feather flock together

And yet he still wont fuck her as she's too old, fat or no big busty boobies for him to slurp over

 

[Accel_Rider]

You may want to cover your eyes or use bleach after seeing this

Spoiler: Succubus

Aaaand it's still the same pissed off expression. Why

 

[FataBataRang]

Aaaand it's still the same pissed off expression. Why

Why not? Wouldn't you be pissed off if someone changed your face to look like Eva's?

 

[My Car Is Garbage]

I'm starting to think the only reason Alex keeps Mulberry around is to get free art when he doesnt feel like stealing stuff for once

 

[IngusNSFW]

I'm starting to think the only reason Alex keeps Mulberry around is to get free art when he doesnt feel like stealing stuff for once

Not only that, the only reason he keeps any of his friends around is to reassure himself and keep their head down sucking his dick because they are apparently blind.

Mulberry seems to be the most hardcore when it comes to dicksucking 101.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Alex keeps Mulberry around is to get free art when he doesnt feel like stealing stuff for once

I guess they only come on when he's asleep.

 

[DailyToastBoat]

What I meant is what would drive a former fan to all move here in mass? Was there a specific incident or was it just be because he didn't do anything for a year and 6 months instead of a year, 5 months, and 29 days? Why would you stick around that long? And the most important question.... why would you even be a fan in the first place?

Spoiler: If you're interested

I don't remember how, but I discovered Kiwifarms by accidentally visiting the Shmorky-thread. Interested about this whole 'lolcow' thing, I scrolled through the lolcows and saw a thread for Yanderedev/Eva and made my way through it. Then I realized that Eva is a lazy piece of shit who faps to busty anime babes and steals money of little kids' parents. I used to like him because he seemed like he was full of ideas but I got bored after a while of no process. So I never really was a "tru" fan, I was basically lurking in the shadows, judging for myself.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Yeah, completely ruined the sexual appeal of Yanderedev for me tbh.

implying he ever had sexual appeal

 

[Jerkop]

implying he ever had sexual appeal

His mechanical rapey voice never turned me on, even when I was a 'fan'

 

[Accel_Rider]

His mechanical rapey voice never turned me on, even when I was a 'fan'

Tell that to youtube

 

[DailyToastBoat]

His mechanical rapey voice never turned me on, even when I was a 'fan'

Then you are at least one sane ex-fan.
It's kinda ironic how he slurps about anime babes and some of his female fans slurp about him.
Copying mechanism maybe?

 

[SargonthanyAkkatana]

Then you are at least one sane ex-fan.
It's kinda ironic how he slurps about anime babes and some of his female fans slurp about him.
Copying mechanism maybe?

I thnk his fans always see him as the anime character he presents himself as. So when they slurp to him they're not actually slurping to the real him.
Edit: all this talk of slurping put me off my food

 

[Sushinope]

I thnk his fans always see him as the anime character he presents himself as. So when they slurp to him they're not actually slurping to the real him.
Edit: all this talk of slurping put me off my food

Well that's the thing I think that's how his fans see him as a young guy that see's him as

when in reality looks like ... though the top right one would be the fangirls reaction to finding out how he actually looks.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Why does he do that autistic head tilt in every photo?

 

[eequalsmc2]

Well that's the thing I think that's how his fans see him as a young guy that see's him as

View attachment 229455 when in reality looks like ...View attachment 229458 View attachment 229467 though the top right one would be the fangirls reaction to finding out how he actually looks.

Dude is 23 and looks 36. Yikes.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Why does he do that autistic head tilt in every photo?

He's trying to keep the brain hemorrhage blood in his nose so it doesn't stain his anime T-shirts.