Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IAmNotDavid]

This was from a really long time ago, but while we're discussing character designs does someone still have the improved teacher one?

I really liked it because it tastefully showed that yes, Sensei was busty but she was still dressed professionally and her eyes were dead and tired like an weary adult.

 

[FinishedOsana]

Easy fix for tiger girl:

Sorry for being late, but...
We were thinking how to fix her stupid scarf for ages and then one guy just comes and does this. I find it extremely funny. It suits her so well and even adds character to her. It was so easy to do and yet out of everyones reach.

View attachment 341312 View attachment 341313 alex please dont add a character with DID you will absolutely butcher it

Everything about this game is "maybe", it's so idiotic. Maybe it's a silly wacky meme game, maybe it's totally serious do not steal. Maybe this rumour is true, maybe this one is. OooooooOOOOOOOOOOooOOO~~~ but with a game you can't be indecisive about any aspect of it. You have to lock down and make hard choices because otherwise you get a clusterfucking mess that doesn't know what it's trying to be.

Look at Yooka-Laylee, that spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie, they didn't know if they wanted to make small and compact worlds like the first Banjo game or big and sprawling worlds like the second one because both games have their fans so they tried to do both at the same time with disastrous results that ended up pleasing almost no one.

Look at No Man's Sky, practically no one knew what the gameplay actually involved until the game was actually released. People got so hyped up over what they thought the game would be like (as well as the lead dev lying about certain features but that's neither here or there) that when it finally came out, it was considered a massive disappointment by just about anyone.

I agree with what youve wrote there overall, but I think Alex tried to, in a not subtle and very pretentious way, hint that there already is a character with multiple personality disorder in his game.
Id suspect any 'so loving and caring character' because hes trying to hint (aka yells in out faces) that they all arent as innocent as they seem to be and I wouldnt be surprised if this is how he sees multiple personality disorder people. Call me a broken record: Birdo lady?
...Then again, hes adding a new OC to his Student Council apparently, maybe he got inspired again and Im wrong.

About the kitten: I feel like his room is full of kittens, it would explain why hes getting so distracted. Why is he thinking about such details when the main game is broken? Instead of finishing one puzzle he just takes another and mixes the pieces thinking it will help.

 

[LucasSomething]

For those who don't know no one could hear the kitten because is no actual "hearing" coded in the game (what do you think this is, an actual stealth game?). All types of murder are completely silent, and yes, i know the circular saw make a fuckton of noise but no one can hear it. The only "noise" in the game is Ayano's laugh + radio and that's a fixed AoE thing that goes through walls.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

There have been very few games that tastefully and tactfully used mental illness without being in poor taste.. Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice used MPD in an amazing way.. but imagine all of the research that went into that game.. Alex would use it in the most stereotypical and harmful way, as if anyone suffering from mental illness was innately dangerous and we should all avoid and be scared of them. He's too ignorant to do anything better.

@tortoiseshell Just out of curiosity, did you disagree with my comment on zFlarex video because I got something wrong about fair use? I'm not well versed on the topic for sure, but from what I've seen, as long as there is decent originality added most fair use videos tend to stay up.. there are exceptions though (unfortunately, in this case..)

@LucasSomething lol girl must have one HELL of a laugh..

A tad early but...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Hope you all have an awesome one!!

 

[CausticMinory]

So hey, cat idea in school? Probably stole it from p5 since you sneak your cat in your backpack and desk. It worked in p5 because the cat had the intelligence of a human. Eva just wants a cat because cat.

 

[Fox]

Stop considering things and fix your code, Alex. Gotta put some effort for the upcoming kickstarter scam if you want that dollar.

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Sushinope]

This is truly the Christmas miracle that this thread needed.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

I don't know whether I should laugh or kill myself

 

[Dymentia]

5 seconds in and he's already off beat.

Just like his schedule.

 

[princess13456789]

I'm uncomfortable by watching this.

 

[polkadot]

I paused at a wrong right time.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

So when is Alex's cover of Smash Mouth hitting iTunes again?
...picturing mulberry doing her artwork with it on auto repeat

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

I mean considering he doesn't pay her, she'll probably just put it on loop on Youtube where it's free

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Alex added very important fixes/additions to the game:

• Student Council panty shots are now worth more than other students’ panty shots.
• Updated the panty models and textures.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I feel like Tiger girl is more kitsune-like with her mischievous face and her crafty personality.

I like her design; I just lmao at the "elbowing animation" and the quote 'Nope'
I know he/mulberry loved Bleach, but that's all s/he can code/design respectively?!
Anyone even Christopher Hart can do better in a doodle.
Speaking of Mulberry, I gave a tiny critique ("legs are too long") and an asspatter jumped at my throat to white-knight. She herself is friendly, but just like Alex, the fans are shit-tier if you give a "bad" sentence.

 

[MaxiMax]

So hey, cat idea in school? Probably stole it from p5 since you sneak your cat in your backpack and desk. It worked in p5 because the cat had the intelligence of a human. Eva just wants a cat because cat.

I think he just remembers the kitten asset he has because of that stupid idea he had some months ago about burying a kitten over a corpse to hid it. He obviously wants to had a kitten in the game and since his first idea was so stupid it was not well received by anyone, he tries to find another utility to this asset.

This new idea of his is maybe more stupid but eh... merry christmas y'all <3

 

[Ikea]

Does he ever change his shirt?
I'm hoping that he just owns a lot of white tank tops...

 

[tortoiseshell]

There have been very few games that tastefully and tactfully used mental illness without being in poor taste.. Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice used MPD in an amazing way.. but imagine all of the research that went into that game.. Alex would use it in the most stereotypical and harmful way, as if anyone suffering from mental illness was innately dangerous and we should all avoid and be scared of them. He's too ignorant to do anything better.

@tortoiseshell Just out of curiosity, did you disagree with my comment on zFlarex video because I got something wrong about fair use? I'm not well versed on the topic for sure, but from what I've seen, as long as there is decent originality added most fair use videos tend to stay up.. there are exceptions though (unfortunately, in this case..)

@LucasSomething lol girl must have one HELL of a laugh..

A tad early but...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Hope you all have an awesome one!!

Merry Christmas! Also, you got the fair use thing right, I’m not well-versed in it either lol. I just don’t have a positive view on the video in general, or rather, what it aims to do that you mentioned you liked in your post.

I think he just remembers the kitten asset he has because of that stupid idea he had some months ago about burying a kitten over a corpse to hid it. He obviously wants to had a kitten in the game and since his first idea was so stupid it was not well received by anyone, he tries to find another utility to this asset.

This new idea of his is maybe more stupid but eh... merry christmas y'all <3

He’s kind of obsessed with them. He once posted a comic where Ayano snaps a kitten’s neck and throws it out the window, he also reposted a photo of Ayano bringing Info-Chan a photo (of a corpse) while dressed like a cat, he added a kitten for Riku or whatever’s task, he wanted to add a kitten to kill to hide a corpse, and in the Yandere-Chan’s Childhood video, she kills a kitten. It’s creepy.

I can’t watch this right now but I’m not sure I want to ever put my eyes through that.

 

[Moomin]

He once posted a comic where Ayano snaps a kitten’s neck and throws it out the window

he wanted to add a kitten to kill to hide a corpse, and in the Yandere-Chan’s Childhood video, she kills a kitten.

Most likely stolen from the Evangelion manga, in which Kaworu kills a kitten (also by snapping its neck I believe) because he thinks it was crueler to let it live on it's own.