Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[No Nails]

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This is worse than any Jumpscare. Geez.

 

[lolnope]

Has anyone noticed how Alex responds to character questions with “I think he...” or “I think she...”?

What do you mean “you think”?!?! You’re literally the only person on the face of the Earth who has the right to make something about your character official.

 

[Ido]

Has anyone noticed how Alex responds to character questions with “I think he...” or “I think she...”?

What do you mean “you think”‽‽ You’re literally the only person on the face of the Earth who has the right to make something about your character official.

I think he does that to make them sound mysterious sometimes/ trying to bs it.

 

[Adamska]

I like the idea that he does it because the characters in YanSim pretty much all stolen assets he'll never replace so he has to make assumptions out of some strange type of autism.

 

[OpenBASED]

I like the idea that he does it because the characters in YanSim pretty much all stolen assets he'll never replace so he has to make assumptions out of some strange type of autism.

Only to forget what he said before and contradict himself later.
Basically he has no clue, which is sad because these are his own "OC Do not steal"s.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Only to forget what he said before and contradict himself later.
Basically he has no clue, which is sad because these are his own "OC Do not steal"s.

Yandere Simulator? More like Retcon Simulator

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

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Alex could probably get a girlfriend if he fixed his hair, shaved and got a better attitude...other than that god his face like that scares me.

 

[Ido]

Alex could probably get a girlfriend if he fixed his hair, shaved and got a better attitude...other than that god his face like that scares me.

I'd disagree, his waifu with pink hair and big busty boobies will never exist irl, therefore he will be forever alone.

Also no girl would want him.

 

[Kiki The Witch]

Also, theres something that threw me off. Long time ago Alex stated in a video that he wanted Snob to not actually be a one dimensional snob. Basically, there was a whole thing with Kokonas hairstyle being similar to Snobs and people thought (or maybe it was Alex' first idea?) that Snob copied Kokonas hairstyle and later bullied her so she would change hers. Alex said instead that it was Kokona who made her hair like Snob and Snob wanted to make her change it instead of copying others since she values being original. It was actually giving her some depth. Forcing your values onto others isnt right, but she at least had good intentions which didnt make her an absolute bitch.
So, why is she giving such an answer since she shouldnt be a snob anymore? Guess what, someone in the comments asked about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7wcf3l/comment/du07dem
He changed his mind. Sigh.
Apparently his terrible Student Councils can have layers, but rivals have to be one dimensional. You could make her for example alergic, but nah, lets make her a total bitch.
One more thing to add to the disappointment pile. So much for a serious game.

There was a tumblr user called Pirran-p who really liked Kizana, but because of her own version of the character. One time Alex sent a message to her saying he didn't want to disappoint " Kizana's biggest fan ", and she was the one who actually gave the idea to Alex of Kizana being sassy but classy, creative, etc. But later Pirran got (even more) pissed and frustrated with Yansim and left the fandom, she deleted almost all of her art of the game.
I wonder if Alex got salty that she did that and decided to scrap her suggestions.
On a related note, Osana's, Kizana's and Muja's reaction after receiving a flower are so fucking cringe, painful and hateful. All of Alex's writing sucks, but these three ones get the trofel. Alex, please give up of doing a game. You're not good at writing, coding, leading, or anything.

 

[Kitty Leaf]

Alex could probably get a girlfriend if he fixed his hair, shaved and got a better attitude...other than that god his face like that scares me.

He's too lazy to fix himself

 

[almaden]

Also no girl would want him.

He still has Mulberry. She seems to watch his every stream and always whiteknights him in chat or generally acts sycophantic. Maybe he actually pays her for keeping the chat in check, but I doubt it. She also does things like thanking people for subscribing (he does too). If I didn’t know she’s real, I’d think she’s a bot.

Spoiler: M'dev:

"There is no "we":

Alex said he'd dropped something on his toe:

Someone asked about Osana:

 

[Adamska]

She's probably sticking onto the train til it derails into the garbage dump for all them exposure bux given how mediocre and rapey her art is in general. At least that's my assumption since this is easily still the best forum for her to get out her horrible trash for the public to look at.

 

[Chef Ramsay]

He still has Mulberry. She seems to watch his every stream and always whiteknights him in chat or generally acts sycophantic. Maybe he actually pays her for keeping the chat in check, but I doubt it. She also does things like thanking people for subscribing (he does too). If I didn’t know she’s real, I’d think she’s a bot.

Spoiler: M'dev:

"There is no "we":
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Alex said he'd dropped something on his toe:
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Someone asked about Osana:
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She's literally as cringey as Alex. It makes me uncomfortable to read that chat

 

[I'm Yogurt]

He still has Mulberry. She seems to watch his every stream and always whiteknights him in chat or generally acts sycophantic. Maybe he actually pays her for keeping the chat in check, but I doubt it. She also does things like thanking people for subscribing (he does too). If I didn’t know she’s real, I’d think she’s a bot.

Spoiler: M'dev:

"There is no "we":
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Alex said he'd dropped something on his toe:
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Someone asked about Osana:
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I smell :autism:

 

[Fox]

Someone asked about Osana:
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Still tho, where the fuck is Osana? No one would have asked if your devdaddy hadn't promised to put her in the game a year ago.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

>talk about making game
>fail to copyright, trademark, or patent the idea
>sit on your ass making a broken, empty sandbox game filled with reused unity assets & shitty meme easter eggs you’d need to remove anyways if releasing the game for sale
>some Ruskie comes along and makes his own game with your un-trademarked idea
>it’s got the same gameplay, but actually has some degree of original assets
>it plays like trash, but serves the intended market of “retarded, greedy, empty YouTube personality” well enough to turn profit
>(internal monologue) “No, this can’t be happening, I’m in charge here”

 

[KlusterCurleyBrow]

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>talk about making game
>fail to copyright, trademark, or patent the idea
>sit on your ass making a broken, empty sandbox game filled with reused unity assets & shitty meme easter eggs you’d need to remove anyways if releasing the game for sale
>some Ruskie comes along and makes his own game with your un-trademarked idea
>it’s got the same gameplay, but actually has some degree of original assets
>it plays like trash, but serves the intended market of “exceptional, greedy, empty YouTube personality” well enough to turn profit
>(internal monologue) “No, this can’t be happening, I’m in charge here”

You can't copyright, trademark, or patent an idea, but he could trademark the name "Yandere Simulator" if he so wished. His only way of combating the games that are similar to his is to make YS a good game and to publish it, which looks pitifully at this point.

 

[lolnope]

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Honestly, Alex's only reason for not working on Osana is because he's tired of her. That's stupid.

Was Osana's rejection elimination even that much work for him? As far as I can tell, the programming for her probably took little to no time whatsoever. Most of her events are simple as heck (her Tuesday sabotage is literally just pressing a button). The bulk of the work was done by volunteers - all the animations and models. Her rejection events could've been completed much earlier if Alex knew how to ask for assets in advance and, I don't know, KEEP his volunteers. The only "complicated" event was her Wednesday elimination event, with all the "organic design" crap that was only meant as an excuse for Alex's slow developing. Everything else is literally "press buttons when near object".

I wonder if Alex even coded what would happen if you were spotted trying to sabotage Osana's events. What would happen? What would the player's punishment be? It's funny how I've never seen ANYONE in the Yan Sim reddit ask these questions, but there's plenty of "How does Shiromi decorate her room?"

 

[skiddlez]

You can't copyright, trademark, or patent an idea, but he could trademark the name "Yandere Simulator" if he so wished. His only way of combating the games that are similar to his is to make YS a good game and to publish it, which looks pitifully at this point.

Somebody needs to make a clone of Yan Sim with the "LoveSick" name he's been mulling around for maximum salt.

 

[princess13456789]

Some of the users on reddit didn't like the person who used the picture from Yanderedev video for their article
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...ng_yansim_images_and_what_is/#bottom-comments
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http://wcsj2017.org/people-behind-science-writing-compelling-profiles/
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