Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[REGENDarySumanai]

"The police department's "perform a forensic investigation in a matter of minutes" device is the limit I want to set for sci-fi technology, and that's purely because it's a convenient explanation for why the school doesn't have to shut down for multiple days while a traditional police investigation takes place"

this is really moronic explanation because he tries to justify the game inconsistency with reality, which is exceptional by itself because its a GAME, then why the fuck the police takes 5 minutes or even 9 minutes to arrive which ingame is 30 to 54 minutes? those lazy cunts, whats the explanation for them, to much donuts?
does yandere injects some military drug or have some nano biomachines in her body that she can run infinitely and never loses strength when killing students in a killing spree, whats the explanation for that?
i can go on but meh hes game isnt even finish, when the students and teachers gonna notice the blood shoes on the floor, also its easy to find blood in the shoes, another example why the police in his game are a bunch of morons

Whenever there were fights at high school, the state police were at the school in less than five minutes. Granted, the state police building isn't that far. Waiting an hour for the cops is fucking stupid.

 

[Idea Waifu]

Whenever there were fights at high school, the state police were at the school in less than five minutes. Granted, the state police building isn't that far. Waiting an hour for the cops is fucking stupid.

a better explanation would be that the cops are autistic morons like alex who go for a minute "well we dont see the murderer" and then leave to play videogames, "perform a forensic investigation in a matter of minutes" my ass, they are unable to investigate the bloody footsprints you know shoes have different sizes, you can reduce suspects, unable to find the weapon, thats retarded, you can know what weapon it was by looking at the body, then know where its from, for example the kitchen has a missing knife, you can reduce more the suspect list by that means, you can take the time when the victim died, so how can you blame another person if he has an alibi, his piece of shit game has a lot of flaws if you take into consideration reality
also you have this big powerful technologic company that cant put a fucking hidden cameras to catch the murderer, but gives to his daughter an iphone megaflux 11.3 that can shot beams

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

a better explanation would be that the cops are autistic morons like alex who go for a minute "well we dont see the murderer" and then leave to play videogames, "perform a forensic investigation in a matter of minutes" my ass, they are unable to investigate the bloody footsprints you know shoes have different sizes, you can reduce suspects, unable to find the weapon, thats exceptional, you can know what weapon it was by looking at the body, then know where its from, for example the kitchen has a missing knife, you can reduce more the suspect list by that means, you can take the time when the victim died, so how can you blame another person if he has an alibi, his piece of shit game has a lot of flaws if you take into consideration reality

That implies that Alex has had experience with reality, and we all know he has no experience with reality.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

Honestly, Alex should just roll with the school being shut down for a few days. This would be something players could take into account, strategy-wise--killing the rival is more final, and you can do it with less effort than your other options, but you're losing time when the school's shut down to do things like get rid of evidence and your next rival gets a headstart on Senpai. It would increase the difficulty significantly if you killed too often--police officers are a permanent presence at the school, avenues of murder and evidence get closed off--which would therefore encourage players to go the long way and try to matchmake or bully them or scare them off.

But of course, you can hardly do that with a nest of if statements, can you, Alex?

 

[LateToTheParty]

woooo!!! are we going to have a sequel now?
"If there is ever a Yandere Simulator 2, I could consider things like this, but not YS1."
another 5 years of free income , problem solved

 

[Idea Waifu]

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say that to the morons who paid alex $5000/month for 3 years who did know of course that alex was doing a demo, and now is going for kickstarter which its gonna be paid by the same morons

im very optimistic

 

[Hopeman]

Considering Alex's defeatist reaction to MikeZ's critique of his earlier project, I think we'll see Alex spiral into despair after his "game" gets poor reviews instead of deciding to make a YS2.

 

[princess13456789]

Considering Alex's defeatist reaction to MikeZ's critique of his earlier project, I think we'll see Alex spiral into despair after his "game" gets poor reviews instead of deciding to make a YS2.

 

[NazoXIII]

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Maybe this time he'll be angry enough to actually crack open a C# book. Stephen Kochan's book is great.

Edit: I made a mistake, I said Stephen Kochan, but I meant Jon Skeet, who wrote the brilliant C# in Depth books. Kochan wrote Programming in C, which while helpful wouldn't help Alex much.

Good luck with trying to outshine the guy who if his twitter is any indication is currently working on Indivisible, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and Them's Fighting Herds, has contibuted to the netcode of plenty of fighting games, and is a better programmer than Alex could ever aspire to be.

 

[AriGiga]

Maybe this time he'll be angry enough to actually crack open a C# book. Stephen Kochan's book is great.

Good luck with trying to outshine the guy who if his twitter is any indication is currently working on Indivisible, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and Them's Fighting Herds, has contibuted to the netcode of plenty of fighting games, and is a better programmer than Alex could ever aspire to be.

Thing is, Alex could do it if he actually took the man's criticisms to heart instead of turning straight to hatred. Sure, from the sound of it he was harsh, but he did criticise and show how Alex could improve. But alas, we've seen this behavior repeated so many times now that we know this just isn't how he operates.

 

[Ero Aphana]

The more time that passes, the more the "percentage complete" meter goes backwards

 

[Accel_Rider]

This whole smartphone thing is Hideo Kojima levels of autism.

Except Kojima made awesome games.

 

[A Sign]

a better explanation would be that the cops are autistic morons like alex who go for a minute "well we dont see the murderer" and then leave to play videogames, "perform a forensic investigation in a matter of minutes" my ass, they are unable to investigate the bloody footsprints you know shoes have different sizes, you can reduce suspects, unable to find the weapon, thats exceptional, you can know what weapon it was by looking at the body, then know where its from, for example the kitchen has a missing knife, you can reduce more the suspect list by that means, you can take the time when the victim died, so how can you blame another person if he has an alibi, his piece of shit game has a lot of flaws if you take into consideration reality
also you have this big powerful technologic company that cant put a fucking hidden cameras to catch the murderer, but gives to his daughter an iphone megaflux 11.3 that can shot beams

You would think, with this "story" of Megami owning everything she would have like FBI and or the CIA tier police at her beck and call with the most high tec and advanced forensics in the country or world, to where even if Ayano cleaned up everything and burnt the evidence they just have to check the trash and incinerator...but no big busty boobies so gotta use the powers of :autism: and hate boners

 

[Voltekka]

Alex is a lucky bastard if you analyze his situation. He has Mulberry lusting for his dick, he can do a rhinoplasty with the money he scammed from people, go for a psychologist, learn about coding with some shady course, change the entire premise of his project to something that makes sense, and develop his game. But he thinks that he is a handsome greek statue, ignores Mulberry when she is there for him, dives into his delusions, and scam others to sustain his shitty lifestyle. I'm giving a small power level there, to put things into perspective.

Spoiler

You could say that my life is similar to his; dropped school, obsessed too much with anime, got delusional, committed horrible actions in name of these delusions. But he never grew up, kept those obsessions for 10 years, and became a manchild that still thinks like a goddamn high school student. I use this fucker as a mirror, as the testament of what my life would turn into.

He is a lost cause. Alex failed a long time ago, and he can't fix his bullshit anymore.

It's not even worth laughing at him. Even his own kind, the weebs, are recognizing this individual as their laughing stock, and he is one of many that molded the "ironic weeb" culture. They see him as a loser that is beyond the saving of both the 3D and the 2D world.

Fuck off, Alex.

I'm not hating you. I like you, not as a friend, but as a reminder of how cruel the weeb lifestyle can be for the unprepared.

 

[LateToTheParty]

Considering Alex's defeatist reaction to MikeZ's critique of his earlier project, I think we'll see Alex spiral into despair after his "game" gets poor reviews instead of deciding to make a YS2.

Most probaby thing is that his going to use that as an excuse to not make Yansim 2.

 

[Zaryiu]

Alex failed as soon as he started to "make" Yansim

 

[Cupcake-san]

 

[Pikimon]

Is the game done yet

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Maybe this time he'll be angry enough to actually crack open a C# book. Stephen Kochan's book is great.

Edit: I made a mistake, I said Stephen Kochan, but I meant Jon Skeet, who wrote the brilliant C# in Depth books. Kochan wrote Programming in C, which while helpful wouldn't help Alex much.

At this point I think literally any structural programming book would teach him something useful because even basic C books will go into proper conditional usage and how to manage data using structs and tables, both things that are still relevant in modern C#. When was the last time Alex read a book that wasn't a light novel though?

He’s like the programming equivalent of Dobson, he knows just enough to make something barely functional but refuses to move beyond that. It’s especially sad considering C# has a bunch of insane features that let you do things that feel like black magic compared to other languages and make a lot of the really difficult common architecture problems a lot easier.

Spoiler: :offtopic: c# black magic

For C# people: Did you know you can use extension methods to add methods to interfaces?

This gives you a way to have arbitrary blocks of code that you can just tie to whatever class you want without having to deal with inheritance, especially nice when you're dealing with Unity stuff and most classes will have a huge inheritance chain down to MonoBehaviour/ScriptableObject.

public static class SomeClass
{

public interface SomeInterface {}

public static void WhatTheHell(this SomeInterface blah)
{
// do whatever, if you need to reference class state put it in the interface
}

}

Now you can just 'implement' the empty SomeInterface interface on some class and that class will be able to call WhatTheHell(), effectively giving you code running without an actual concrete class to refer to as state.

C# is weird.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Maybe this time he'll be angry enough to actually crack open a C# book. Stephen Kochan's book is great.

Edit: I made a mistake, I said Stephen Kochan, but I meant Jon Skeet, who wrote the brilliant C# in Depth books. Kochan wrote Programming in C, which while helpful wouldn't help Alex much.

Good luck with trying to outshine the guy who if his twitter is any indication is currently working on Indivisible, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection and Them's Fighting Herds, has contibuted to the netcode of plenty of fighting games, and is a better programmer than Alex could ever aspire to be.

He's also done code for PS4 fighting games to allow PS3 fight sticks.