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more useless shit in these tapes. finish osana already, for fucks sakes.
Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
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"B-but the tapes are apart of the l o r e to the game!1 I can't add Osana without them!"
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What annoys me the most about the tapes is that they’re extremely long (the newest is over seven minutes!) and you can’t even do anything else while they’re playing.
Seeing how there’re supposed to be ten tapes each for Yandere-chan’s mother, the Journalist and the Headmaster (and I think he talked about adding some tapes for the Counselor), Alex expects the player to just sit through hours of exposition. Even FNaF didn’t do that.
Also, the “sister” from the latest tape is obviously Fun Girl, the W. D. Gaster rip-off, while the brother is the current CEO and Megami's father.
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Definitely the Mysterious Obstacle lol
Invicible Self-Defense? These people are STUDENTS.
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what lore? he just slaps his nutsack on his keyboard and whatever it makes is the new lore
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The whole idea of having a mysterious obstacle that would make killing Osana hard is just plain silly . Not only is Osana meant to be the easiest rival to eliminate, but she is also meant to serve as a tutorial rival for the player, and in order for a tutorial to function properly, it has to be easy, otherwise there is really no point in having it in the first place. Not even Dark Souls, a game that is well known for its difficulty, throws everything right at you while you are still trying to learn how to play the game. Having this mysterious obstacle is just going to frustrate new players, likely leading them to rage quitting them game, and since they haven't been playing for to long, they will probably be able to get a refund.
I actually have a theory on who the mystery obstacle and just how they make it hard for you to kill Osana. You see, Alex is the mysterious obstacle, and he makes it hard for you to kill Osana by constantly delaying when she is going to be in the game.
I actually have a theory on who the mystery obstacle and just how they make it hard for you to kill Osana. You see, Alex is the mysterious obstacle, and he makes it hard for you to kill Osana by constantly delaying when she is going to be in the game.
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That's would honestly be a great meta-level twist, kind of like a sloppy DDLC but it wouldn't go over well with anyone but his 12 year old fanbase though, but that's why its so perfect.
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How long till this "professional" bails out?
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When they get paid $10 for fixing 1,000 lines of code.
After that, they’ll realize that Alex has made a train wreck then browse this thread to see the full extent of YanSim’s bad programming.
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You think Alex will pay a professional? That's mighty generous of you.
I can see him allowing this new "professional programmer" to fix the code for a bit (entirely unpaid), then give him the boot if/when the performance gets a noticeable improvement. Because as we already know, nobody that works with alex for any period of time leaves on amicable terms.
A slight aside, I'll hold my judgement on just how much of a "professional" this new programmer is, because I don't think a professional would be going near this with a pair of tongs attached to the end of a forty foot pole.
daysarenumbers
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Hello guys, I'm new to the farms.
When I read the Magical Girl Miyuki story I thought it seemed oddly familiar; and when I went to Lezhin, I saw Miss Guillotine's synopsis and I think maybe Alex got inspired by it.
When I read the Magical Girl Miyuki story I thought it seemed oddly familiar; and when I went to Lezhin, I saw Miss Guillotine's synopsis and I think maybe Alex got inspired by it.
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Oh boy are you guys excited for Kuudere Simulator 4? I sure am not.
Blyat
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Welcome to the farms.
He steals textures, models, objects, drawings, ideas, and now a story for a fake anime that's only talked about by two characters in the game.
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I don't think he's going to make that because he spent ten years implementing the Mysterious Obstacle. And because of his "can't put Osana in game until she's completely finished" fetish, we probably won't even get to mess around with the Obstacle in game!
Besides, anything he adds these days is about as serious as the typical April Fools joke.
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B-but he NEEEDS that life sized waifu lovedoll and a harem of waifu dakimakuras
And also since he never gives credit, more children leaving him
B-but Osana is based on that mean bitch Asuka! he can only get a stiffy and make progress on her if its another stupid brutal kill method
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the problem with alex its that he doesn't know the definition of fun, he's a really boring guy, thats why everything its bad or just copied badly in his game, the only thing he had that i liked was the evil dude who smiled when you kill someone near him, but alex ruined it trying to make it real so he added that stupid bully favor thing because he wants the game be more realistic, so i expect failure in april's fool mod in his game
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Its just Nemisis...all he's doing is copy-pasting that other stupid mode.
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How can students can make a humanoid robot that functions perfectly?