Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Morion]

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I find it hilarious (though unsurprising) that Alex thinks this will be any different to the tinybuild fiasco. He's proven once that he is incapable of working with another person, he's bound to do it again, just with some more eloquent excuses.

A bit late on talking about this, but the email responses from Alex that @lolnope posted a few pages back (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...der-stuart-mahan.19311/page-1076#post-3177881) got me thinking. How many programmers will he chew through before his fans come to the realisation that he is the problem, not the 'professional assistance' that he hires? It's already well-established that if it's a choice between accepting the facts or accepting the true and authentic account of the truth from Alex, his fans will always choose the latter.

The 'assistance from other programmers' that he harped on about to fix his code is laughable. As soon as this one fixes his code so that Alex himself can't work on it, he'll chimp out and cut the ties (that is, if the programmer in question doesn't get sick of him first), before moving onto the next... and the cycle will continue.

Edit: quoted the wrong person, fixed it.

 

[CausticMinory]

This nigga is STILL tryna put his Undertale ripoff character in his spaghetti. Alex stop trying to get people to play your game cause "Oooh he referenced x game" you're taking the Arby's approach.

 

[Morion]

This nigga is STILL tryna put his Undertale ripoff character in his spaghetti. Alex stop trying to get people to play your game cause "Oooh he referenced x game" you're taking the Arby's approach.

How long will it be before we see interest in YanSim plummet even further, to the point where, in his desperation, Alex tweets Arby's pleading them to reference his game debug sandbox in a post?

 

[princess13456789]

 

[Senor Chicken]

...so, he has time to do this, but not add Osana?

This is what he gets paid to do?

 

[Lemoncakes]

I like how Alex got so lazy that he couldn't even be assed to do another throwaway April Fools' game like he always did.

EDIT: There are also two more videos: one where he parodies Jay and another where it's one of the voice actors doing the same steamed hams video.

Spoiler

 

[Hopeman]

"Good lord, what is happening in there?"
"My game's framerate."

 

[princess13456789]

I like how Alex got so lazy that he couldn't even be assed to do another throwaway April Fools' game like he always did.

EDIT: There are also two more videos: one where he parodies Jay and another where it's one of the voice actors doing the same steamed hams video.

Spoiler

God that was cringy.

 

[CausticMinory]

Oh cool! He's doing Steamed Hams now? Lemme try

Spoiler: Steamed Hams But it's Yansim, And from memory

KiwiFarms: Well Alex I played it, Despite your shoddy framerate.
Alex: Ah! KiwiFarms Posters you've made it! I hope you're ready for an unbelievable Game.
KF: Myeah
A: Oh Egads! My Osana is ruined... But what if I were to implement mechanics in other games and pass it off as my own progress. Oh delightfully devilish Alex.
KF: Alex I- What are you doing?
A: Oh KiwiFarms! I was just streaming a bit to look at cool things to add to my game.
KF: Why is that Hentai on your screen?
A: oh no! That's not Hentai! That a image made for my new character intro. Woo Character intros!
KF: okay.. .
A: Okay KiwiFarms I hope you're ready for some cool Easter eggs!
A: I thought you were introducing a new character
A: No no no I didn't say "Character Intro" I said "Easter Egg Info"
KF: You call Easter Eggs progression on your game?
A: Yes.
KF: yes you call it progress even though this is obviously stolen without acknowledging the author?
A: I um, well I, I'll be back.
KF: okay.
A: "Yawns" Wow I am pooped from game development.
KF: yeah I "Sees Reused character from Mission mode" OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!
A: New Lore character.
KF: NEW LORE CHARACTER, AFTER NO OSANA, NO NEW PROGRESS, AFTER MONTHS OF ENTIRELY EASTER EGG REFERENCES!
A: yes.
KF: Can we see it?
A: No trolls allowed.

 

[Idea Waifu]

well here's my version, sadly @CausticMinory used the hentai games punchline but im gonna put it anyway, well i did a short version

Spoiler: my Streamed Ham joke

Fans : So far how is going the game development?
Alex : Well, i have thousands of email to check.
Alex : A lot of code to do.
Alex : So ill will make an update soon.
Fans : Yes.
Fans : I should be
Fans : Good Lord! Was that a hentai game you just opened?
Alex : Osana.
Fans : Uh
Fans : Osana at this time of year at this time of day in your game entirely finished?
Alex : Yes.
Fans : May I see it?
Alex : No.

 

[NateOwen23]

As a 'partial' Yansim fan I'd say what the actual cringe fuck was that?

Wheres Osana? Delinquents? The Guidance Counselor?

fftopic:fftopic:fftopicf course "You idiot, how could you do that in 3 weeks"
That's what I've been thinking for over a year, the Delinquents and Counselor were supposed to be added in March/April 2017 and Osana follows. A year later there's a bunch of filler shit and we could be on WAY past kickstarter and probably be on Athletic Girl rival but noo, since lazy streamer here keeps doing this shit we're going no wherefftopic:fftopic:fftopic:

I'd probably be proud of him for at least finishing Osana before summer.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

..so, he has time to do this, but not add Osana?

It's a damn mess. At this point his "priorities" or even himself are more of an April Fools joke than that video.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I didn't think Alex could get anymore cringey, boy was I mistaken. I'm heavily unsurprised that he didn't do an actual parody game this April Fools. It can now be seen just how much lazier he's become over the years.

Seriously Alex, if you have no more enthusiasm for your game, just stop or hand it over to someone else? Between this and the kuudere simulator he did years ago, this is definitely the laziest attempt at a joke and least enthusiastic.

 

[A Sign]

New Azzman YS vid.

 

[Gargoyle]

Spoiler: Worst joke videos

I like how Alex got so lazy that he couldn't even be assed to do another throwaway April Fools' game like he always did.

EDIT: There are also two more videos: one where he parodies Jay and another where it's one of the voice actors doing the same steamed hams video.

Spoiler

God, I've forgotten how absolutely terrible YS's voice actors were, thanks for reminding me.
And why the fuck do all of them sound as if they were recording this at night in their mom's basement and were trying to be very quiet so as to not wake her up?

 

[Professional Meanie]

How can students can make a humanoid robot that functions perfectly?

This is Danganronpa a prestigious school full of Mary Sues, of course they can.

 

[Blyat]

When he yells "Seymour" it sounded like a depressed tornado siren.

 

[lolnope]

Oh yea. Remember that e-mail from a week back?

*DOUBLE FACEPALM*

 

[MagneticTowels]

well here's my version, sadly @CausticMinory used the hentai games punchline but im gonna put it anyway, well i did a short version

Spoiler: my Streamed Ham joke

Fans : So far how is going the game development?
Alex : Well, i have thousands of email to check.
Alex : A lot of code to do.
Alex : So ill will make an update soon.
Fans : Yes.
Fans : I should be
Fans : Good Lord! Was that a hentai game you just opened?
Alex : Osana.
Fans : Uh
Fans : Osana at this time of year at this time of day in your game entirely finished?
Alex : Yes.
Fans : May I see it?
Alex : No.

Spoiler

*Doorbell rings

Mike Z: Well Alex, I made it. Despite your directions...

YandereDev: Ah, Superintendent Zaimont! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable game demo!

Mike Z: Yeah...

*YandereDev enters his room. A loud clicking can be heard.

YandereDev: Oh, egads! My hard drive is ruined!!!

*YandereDev glances out the window

YandereDev: But what if... I were to purchase Unity Store assets and disguise them as my own work?

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Delightfully devilish, Alexander!

*YandereDev pulls out his phone. Mike Z enters the room

Mike Z: I...

*Mike Z gives the stink eye






Mike Z: ALEX!!!

YandereDev: Superintendent! I was just-uh... texting my girlfriend! She has pink hair, you know!

Mike Z: Why does your computer say your hard drive is broken, Alex?

YandereDev: Oh, it's not broken! My fighting game just takes up a lot of space on it!

Mike Z: Okay...

*Mike Z exits YandereDev's room. YandereDev runs upstairs to take Mulberry's computer.







*YandereDev exits his room.

YandereDev: Well, Superintendent, I hope you're ready for an awesome anime game!

Mike Z: I thought you said it was a fighting game...

YandereDev: Oh, no! I said a KAWAII game! That's what I call anime!

Mike Z: You call anime games "kawaii games"?

YandereDev: Yes! It's a chanboard thing!

Mike Z: Mm-hmm... which board?

YandereDev: Uh... 4chan!

Mike Z: Well, I lurk on /v/, and I've never heard anybody use the phrase "kawaii game" before!

YandereDev: Well, it's not from /v/, it's from /hgg/!

Mike Z: Okay...

*Mike Z plays Yandere Simulator

Mike Z: You know, these models are very similar to the ones they have on the Unity Store!

YandereDev: Oh-ho-ho-ho, no! Patented Devpai models! Nice tall adults!

Mike Z: Yes, and you call them adults despite the fact that these are middle school uniforms?

YandereDev: Y... I... Wh... One thing I sh... Excuse me for one second.




YandereDev: Oh, well, that was wonderful! I'm pooped!

Mike Z: Yes, I should be- SACRED SKULLGIRLS, WHAT IS HAPPENING ON MY SCREEN?

YandereDev: Gamma ray bursts.

Mike Z: Gamma ray bursts!? In this part of the atmosphere, on a monitor's frequency, localized entirely within this computer?

YandereDev: Yes!

Mike Z: May I take a photo?

YandereDev: No!



*Mike Z and Eva walk outside.

Mulberry: Alex! My computer is broken!

YandereDev: No, Mulberry, it's just a quasar!

Mike Z: Well Alex, you're an odd fellow, but I must say... You're good at kawaii!

*Mike Z walks away.

Mulberry: Help! Heeeeeelp!

*YandereDev gives an anime gesture.

 

[Complexpasswordv3]

Had to delete the original comment sibce it was powerleveling