Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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With today being Easter sunday, I've been wonder about something. Has Alex ever come out and explained the reason behind the game being 75% Easter eggs? If my count is correct the game is currently pushing about 110~120 Easter eggs, and he's always adding more. How the hell does he justify that as progress?

The current breakdown is:
65 hair style easter eggs
15 accessory easter eggs for ayano (most of which are hilariously enough for Youtuber's who have all but forgotten about the game)
23 Easter egg modes
17 Easter egg characters, etc (I didn't even notice that the entirety of the gaming club consisted of characters that were characters from other games... placeholders, right?)
The list goes on...

Its like he's competing for the record of most Easter eggs put in a video game at this point.
 
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Nice voice acting Alex. :story:
Now how about working on that game of yours?

With today being easter sunday, I've been wonder about something. Has Alex ever come out and explained the reason behind the game being 75% easter eggs? If my count is correct the game is currently pushing about 110~120 easter eggs, and he's always adding more. How the hell does he justify that as progress?
Because that would require actual transparency, not the type of "transparency" he does in his "transparency posts".
 
Seriously Alex, if you have no more enthusiasm for your game, just stop or hand it over to someone else?
Well he lately said a lot that he lost enthusiasm with yandere sim and also that it will affect his future work on it, people will say that he's making excuses and being lazy, true, but i genuinely think he doesnt want to do it anymore and he lost all enthusiasm, dragging around with yandere simulator for 4 years and more to come its a pain in the ass, specially for someone like him with extreme lazyness, incompetence and greed, he knows that he kind of digged his own grave and he cant just abandon the game because hes reputation will be ruined for ever, so hes forced to finish the game, hes kickstarter primary goal its of course to scam people but the second its in his interest to actually finish the game, you need to have balls to take the money and run away, not everyone can do that, specially Alex

Imagine being lazy and incompetent and getting paid $2000/month to walk 100 meters and open a door at 11 AM every day, sounds simple, no hard work involved, easy money, but doing it for more than 3 years you gonna feel tiresome, you want just to sleep or play videogames, just procrastinate, but you cant because the damage its not little, so you are chained out of your zone of comfort
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Alex should’ve released an update video/wordpress saying he finished Osana and is now going to shift his development focus off “core features” and onto rivals for April Fools. Instead he rehashes an outdated meme. What a wasted opportunity.
 
Well he lately said a lot that he lost enthusiasm with yandere sim and also that it will affect his future work on it, people will say that he's making excuses and being lazy, true, but i genuinely think he doesnt want to do it anymore and he lost all enthusiasm, dragging around with yandere simulator for 4 years and more to come its a pain in the ass, specially for someone like him with extreme lazyness, incompetence and greed, he knows that he kind of digged his own grave and he cant just abandon the game because hes reputation will be ruined for ever, so hes forced to finish the game, hes kickstarter primary goal its of course to scam people but the second its in his interest to actually finish the game, you need to have balls to take the money and run away, not everyone can do that, specially Alex

Imagine being lazy and incompetent and getting paid $2000/month to walk 100 meters and open a door at 11 AM every day, sounds simple, no hard work involved, easy money, but doing it for more than 3 years you gonna feel tiresome, you want just to sleep or play videogames, just procrastinate, but you cant because the damage its not little, so you are chained out of your zone of comfort
Anyone loses interest in things through time. But it is even worse for him, since he is forced to at least say something about the game every now or then, or he risks having his fanbase go against him.

Alex should’ve released an update video/wordpress saying he finished Osana and is now going to shift his development focus off “core features” and onto rivals for April Fools. Instead he rehashes an outdated meme. What a wasted opportunity.
Not even as a joke will Osana be announced as finished.
 
Her confession is already done.
thats good news, do you know the release date of the update that will include Osana?, this is gonna be an huge event, everyone will be playing, this will show how the game it's gonna be in the future and us of course to judge if its shit or its good, kiwis will have the first review
 
does this mean all the confessions are finished? or is there more to wait for
All the confessions are finished.

He's "working" on the Mysterious Obstacle and her other elimination events now. Just kidding! He's working on Core gameplay mechanics, which he didn't bother to work on for the past three years. Just kidding! He's adding in things to help his "vision" for the game. Just kidding.... (and repeat, and repeat).
 
Anyone loses interest in things through time. But it is even worse for him, since he is forced to at least say something about the game every now or then, or he risks having his fanbase go against him.
I used to actually be interested in this. Even after reading about his behaviour I believed it would get finished in some form. For fucks sake, TinyBuild was paying to help him get it out. And he fucked up. He will never have this game done and the best part of it all is that he didn't even prove Mike Z wrong.
 
I know that Alex probably WILL release the game at some point, even if it takes until 2022. If he doesn’t, all the work he’s done will be a total waste, and he’ll never be able to start another project because everyone will pretty much hate him.

Basically, he’s stuck working on this game even though he probably hates it. He’s driven himself into a corner because of his ambition. He pretty much has no choice but to continue it, though.

Of course, that doesn’t mean the game will be good when it comes out. It already has wayyyyyy too many problems. However, I think people will be able to play it without their computers melting, at least.
 
I know that Alex probably WILL release the game at some point, even if it takes until 2022. If he doesn’t, all the work he’s done will be a total waste, and he’ll never be able to start another project because everyone will pretty much hate him.

Basically, he’s stuck working on this game even though he probably hates it. He’s driven himself into a corner because of his ambition. He pretty much has no choice but to continue it, though.

Of course, that doesn’t mean the game will be good when it comes out. It already has wayyyyyy too many problems. However, I think people will be able to play it without their computers melting, at least.


Way I see it, there are really only 2 options.
1) Game comes out, it's awful. Alex get's shit on.
2) Game doesn't come out. Alex get's shit on.

I wouldn't even be mad at the latter to be honest, he could at any point just cancel the game and be done with it, that happens often in indie development, but with him pocketing hundreds of thousands in patreon bucks, that makes all the difference, suddenly its not just an overly ambitious project that failed, it would then be an overly ambitious scam that succeeded.
 
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