Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[UniqueHair]

>Bullying Alex.
Lol, his fanbase hasn’t even lurked here once to know that we don’t directly meddle in Alex’s affairs.

Exactly, that's what makes it so sad. Alex got all these typecasts of 'chill fans,' 'heated fans,' 'trolls,' etc that they're all so desperate to be categorized correctly while immediately witch hunting anything else.

We're not here to make anybody 'see the light,' but it's still really amazing to see somebody who was called two faced, and wished dead STILL play into Alex's crap just for the hope of some debug not-game.

EDIT: Just hit me if what it reminded of and why it only works on kids. Alex is still stuck in that juvenile loop of 'A REAL friend would...' that children guilt trip each other with whenever they're not getting their way.

 

[Junkail]

I spoke to them. Here's the screenshots.

Spoiler: Conversation

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EDIT: He doesn't fully understand Kiwifarms. He doesn't understand that we document his actions.

Bless his soul. He's too good-hearted for the Internet. Not sure if it's a good idea to reveal all of one's usernames though.

It surprises me that YandereDev hasn't discovered Kiwi Farms yet. Knowing him, had he already found his thread, he would go full sperg about it either on Twitch or his blog.

 

[Leaks]

Kids will damn well listen to almost anything, especially when its something they like. While edgy, they still kinda hold some optimism for the stuff they love.
I feel like a lot of "YouTuber culture" is a big part of it though. A lot of fans of their favorite YouTubers genuinely believe their favs can do nothing wrong. And when they do something questionable, it must be someone else's fault. They see them as "good boys", in every sense of the word. They're likely to praise them for little accomplishments (YanDev's easter eggs and bug fixes, despite it not being actual progress in game development) and writes off anything they do as a "small mistake", like they're not grown ass adults who can't see right from wrong still.
Its honestly really sad.

 

[Colloid]

Bless his soul. He's too good-hearted for the Internet. Not sure if it's a good idea to reveal all of one's usernames though.

Lol at the good-hearted comment. That little shit has called me plenty of nasty things whenever I civilly disagreed with him or tried to offer better alternatives to Alex’s half baked dev plans. He’s naive for sure, but given how hostile he is to anyone that isn’t 100% behind Alex it’s hard to feel bad for him getting served his humble pie for defending someone as slimy as Alex.

It’d be even better for him to take this as an opportunity to realize how his own hostility affects others by experiencing it firsthand, or at least take the hard lesson of being wary about first impressions with seemingly nice people.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Lol at the good-hearted comment. That little shit has called me plenty of nasty things whenever I civilly disagreed with him or tried to offer better alternatives to Alex’s half baked dev plans. He’s naive for sure, but given how hostile he is to anyone that isn’t 100% behind Alex it’s hard to feel bad for him getting served his humble pie for defending someone as slimy as Alex.

It’d be even better for him to take this as an opportunity to realize how his own hostility affects others by experiencing it firsthand, or at least take the hard lesson of being wary about first impressions with seemingly nice people.

Suddenly feeling a lot less sympathetic for this kid now. Still doesn't excuse Alex for what he did tho.

 

[Idea Waifu]

About Alex spending on delivery, made food with delivery it's quiet expensive specially some fast food like pizza , i think he doesn't pay fees or tips for the delivery guy because hes a dick, on the other part his quiet fat so he must eat more than one portion per day, so he must spend aprox about $900/month ($30/day) in food, i dont believe for a moment that he cooks, it takes time and some effort to cook, clean dishes, etc..

About the Alex fans, well no surprise, i cared about them but not anymore, they are free to backup and waste their money to Alex which they are already doing, you can't change the mind of someone who doesn't understand the gravity of "he should just die", jiyo is just death weight to Alex at this point, that's why Alex has a private discord with adults with credit cards, he clearly abandoned his fans

By the way Alex is a fucking moron if he think his fan kid's don't give money to him, patreon has paypal, I can bet Jiyo and DramaLlama are still giving him money despite all what happened

In conclusion there is no point in reasoning with his fans , they are fanatics at this point, alex doesn't care about his fanatic kids, the money kid's give to alex it's in good place which is papa jhon's and pizza hut

Let's save energy for the delinquent update which is gonna be a bad combat system with quicktime events

 

[princess13456789]

About Alex spending on delivery, made food with delivery it's quiet expensive specially some fast food like pizza , i think he doesn't pay fees or tips for the delivery guy because hes a dick, on the other part his quiet fat so he must eat more than one portion per day, so he must spend aprox about $900/month ($30/day) in food, i dont believe for a moment that he cooks, it takes time and some effort to cook, clean dishes, etc..

About the Alex fans, well no surprise, i cared about them but not anymore, they are free to backup and waste their money to Alex which they are already doing, you can't change the mind of someone who doesn't understand the gravity of "he should just die", jiyo is just death weight to Alex at this point, that's why Alex has a private discord with adults with credit cards, he clearly abandoned his fans

By the way Alex is a fucking moron if he think his fan kid's don't give money to him, patreon has paypal, I can bet Jiyo and DramaLlama are still giving him money despite all what happened

In conclusion there is no point in reasoning with his fans , they are fanatics at this point, alex doesn't care about his fanatic kids, the money kid's give to alex it's in good place which is papa jhon's and pizza hut

Let's save energy for the delinquent update which is gonna be a bad combat system with quicktime events

The delinquent update will probably come at May 1st

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

It surprises me that YandereDev hasn't discovered Kiwi Farms yet. Knowing him, had he already found his thread, he would go full sperg about it either on Twitch or his blog.

He did before. He made an account to post in here. It's @CuckyFarms i think

 

[Colloid]

He did before. He made an account to post in here. It's @CuckyFarms i think

If that account actually was verified by staff then I’d believe its actually him but since it’s not I’d take it with a grain of salt. I’m sure he checks this thread though since his fans don’t shut up about the site.

 

[Hopeman]

I’m sure he checks this thread though since his fans don’t shut up about the site.

“Oh man, those kiwis sure didn’t like YanDev’s combat trailer, how evil.”
Both Alex and his fans’ antagonizing of this site are priceless.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Went to look at what the subreddit is up to today and found some 'interesting' posts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8dr0bz/yandere_theory_yandere_dev_is_a_robot/

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...s_i_regret_doing_searching_amai_stockings_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...dere_theory_infochan_is_from_the_danganronpa/

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...happy_420_a_list_of_characters_i_believe_are/

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...he_only_way_to_kill_sluts_joining_their_club/

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/8dkoi5/i_have_to_go_for_a_while/

Jesus, that last one...

 

[CausticMinory]

Imma need Alex to not put DR story elements or themes into his trash fire. Especially since he never played any of them and just saw busty high school chicks and a bear.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Is it Shovelware yet?
I only like the short fan-made MMDance vids. As an old poster stated: MMDance is a higher step above the clipped assets.
Also: I'm disappointed at the Gay Delinquents hair. It should have a pink streak or whatever...

 

[lolnope]

Fun Fact: When I joined the Yan Sim Discord, the Jiyu Saikou guy literally PM'd me and asked me if I was a Kiwi. (Probably so he could go on a rant about how "I'm hurting the community" or some shit). In the end, I decided to not play along and pretended to be a white knight.

Spoiler: Warning: Excessive Stupidity may cause headaches

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Fun Fact: When I joined the Yan Sim Discord, the Jiyu Saikou guy literally PM'd me and asked me if I was a Kiwi. (Probably so he could go on a rant about how "I'm hurting the community" or some shit). In the end, I decided to not play along and pretended to be a white knight.

Spoiler: Warning: Excessive Stupidity may cause headaches

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Anymoar screenshots?

 

[Hopeman]

Fun Fact: When I joined the Yan Sim Discord, the Jiyu Saikou guy literally PM'd me and asked me if I was a Kiwi. (Probably so he could go on a rant about how "I'm hurting the community" or some shit). In the end, I decided to not play along and pretended to be a white knight.

Spoiler: Warning: Excessive Stupidity may cause headaches

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I guess the seeds of doubt have been planted, the YanSim fanbase won't welcome any newcomers because they think everyone is a Kiwi user.

 

[William]

Fun Fact: When I joined the Yan Sim Discord, the Jiyu Saikou guy literally PM'd me and asked me if I was a Kiwi. (Probably so he could go on a rant about how "I'm hurting the community" or some shit). In the end, I decided to not play along and pretended to be a white knight.

Spoiler: Warning: Excessive Stupidity may cause headaches

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Maybe I'm missing something here but if your plan is to fool this dude maybe you shouldn't be announcing that in a public forum that he's aware exists.

 

[Junkail]

Hmm, I don't think it's a good idea to make fun of one specific YanSim fan, considering the fact that he is obviously underaged. Yes, Jiyo may seem like a potential lolcow, but kids grow up, and they change. We should probably leave him alone, unless he does something majorly stupid.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Kind of surprised @MeanyBoomBoom has yet to say anything about this situation of her friend still on side with YanDev. Granted, she hasn't been active on this site for 5 days now, but I do wonder how she would react to see her friend still be with YanDev despite Alex telling him to die.

 

[lolnope]

Maybe I'm missing something here but if your plan is to fool this dude maybe you shouldn't be announcing that in a public forum that he's aware exists.

I didn't really plan to fool him for longer than a few minutes...