Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

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Jesus frickin christ.

“Sold his life”, more like sat on his ass and let the patreon money pour in.

 

[princess13456789]

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Jesus frickin christ.

I'm not gonna cut you some slack on Alex for being a manchild or when criticized and calling people cockroaches and being an complete ass to his own fandom.

 

[MaddieNolan]

 

[A Sign]

he’ll probably just troon out or make another discord, idk

Then he'll become his own big busty boobie waifu, watch out mulberry! It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Then he'll become his own big busty boobie waifu, watch out mulberry! It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

how frightening to see alex wearing a kawaii schoolgirl outfit

 

[Hopeman]

how frightening to see alex wearing a kawaii schoolgirl outfit

Quite :horrifying:

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

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Holy fuck, did he seriously pulled the "totally accurate online demographic" card on him? Jfc... just,

 

[princess13456789]

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It is your fault since you didn't drop it and let it keep going, You also didn't apologize for your mistakes.

The only one who wasn't mature was you after all you told someone to die over a little criticism.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

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Didn’t he just try to buy the server, and now he’s saying it’s not a legit server anyways?? He’s literally coming up with excuses now oh my god

 

[William]

Ah the classic Alex philosophy. Never change. Alex, even the most pessimist of adults(excepting lolcows) I've met don't go "This person hurt my fee-fees so he deserves to die ".

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

 

[NazoXIII]

Didn’t he just try to buy the server, and now he’s saying it’s not a legit server anyways?? He’s literally coming up with excuses now oh my god

Its like a child going from throwing a tantrum to trying to barter with their parent, holy shit.

 

[Sir Jaws]

Current State of the Discord:

 

[LateToTheParty]

"How much for the discord? You are not selling it? Well, it's not like I wanted it anyways"
I love how Alex is having a breakdown over this.

 

[Hopeman]

Current State of the Discord:

I guess it's time to send this song for Alex to listen to.

 

[MaddieNolan]

 

[Colloid]

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My favorite part in all of this is how desperate he is to get rid of you. People like you, who can politely criticize the game and publicly post what drama happens behind the scenes for others while also being an ideal member of the community, are his worst nightmare.

Ree harder Alex; your tears are delicious.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

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Alex said: "Why would I go to a server populated by people who have absolutely no clue what the fuck they’re doing/?"

Funny coming from you, mr. spagetti code

 

[Fazang]

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"Why would I go to a server populated by people who have absolutely no clue what the fuck they're doing?"


edit: fuck, beaten to the punch

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

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Someone put this in the controversial channel of server.

"insert name of douchebag gossip server"