Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Pastel Yandere]

There was a thread made long time ago where people posted some yansim fixes but it only got a few posts. If you want to check it https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fix-alexs-shit-designs.31778/



It's red-orange cause Osana was created as an Asuka ripoff, that's why she is a tsundere. Alex is an evangelion fanboy but he hated Asuka so much that he designed Osana like her and intentionally made her bitchy as possible so all players would want to kill her.

I'm not joking, he openly admited that in the subreddit.

Thank you! I remember hearing about the thread before butI could’t remember what it was called. Also its funny you mention that because I reconized that connection between Osana and Asuka.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

God damn, here I thought Alex was fizzling out. Nope, he's been arguably dumber than usual, I love it. The drama is palpable.

Also, Delinquents are now the most complex thing he's made in the game? You'd think that should go to the rivals, since they are the core enemy in the game, but OK.

 

[Tard]

Ok, so I checked to see what Alex's livestreams are like to see what's so important to do them instead of make progress and it is the saddest shit ever, he literally sits there being quiet most of the time with one word answers here and there. With the way he prioritizes them you would thikt he would be atleast having, I don't know. Fun with them

 

[Pastel Yandere]

God damn, here I thought Alex was fizzling out. Nope, he's been arguably dumber than usual, I love it. The drama is palpable.

Also, Delinquents are now the most complex thing he's made in the game? You'd think that should go to the rivals, since they are the core enemy in the game, but OK.

But alex likes beat ‘em up games and alex puts whatever he wants into a game, even if it’s unnecessary or has no reason to be there. Alex is always thinking of his fans and not himself right? Wheres the lie?

 

[Jetstream Sam]

But alex likes beat ‘em up games and alex puts whatever he wants into a game, even if it’s unnecessary or has no reason to be there. Alex is always thinking of his fans and not himself right? Wheres the lie?

His talent is taking a concept, and shitting on it entirely. Originally, it was supposed to be about a yandairy girl murdering people for senpai. Simple concept, hard to fuck up. Now look where we are. Mini games, easter eggs, and enough """lore""" to shove in a Stephan King book. It's the game that keeps on giving - giving nothing.

Tbh, I'm excited to see how fucking edgy this update is gonna be.

 

[Slap47]

I was pretty sure that he was artificially extending development time to soak in patreon bucks but now I'm leaning towards him just being stupid.

 

[A Sign]

Alex just announced that the next video is coming out in 12 hours (noon PST).

Oh boy another video where we cries about how he's the poor widdle victim!

But his patreon & youtube are still gaining subs and jewgold for him, he'll keep this dead horse going till the bones go to dust amd find another dead horse. So long as edgy teens give him money it'll keep being dragged on.

Also betting he'll add another killable kiwifarms character

 

[Pastel Yandere]

His talent is taking a concept, and shitting on it entirely. Originally, it was supposed to be about a yandairy girl murdering people for senpai. Simple concept, hard to fuck up. Now look where we are. Mini games, easter eggs, and enough """lore""" to shove in a Stephan King book. It's the game that keeps on giving - giving nothing.

Tbh, I'm excited to see how fucking edgy this update is gonna be.

Simple, I bet its gonna be:
1) Clearing up Misunderstandings
2) He implements roaches
3) He actually apologizes
4) Cancels the game
5) Osana?

If its not these then its either something no one gives a shit about or something to try to reel back his lost fans.

 

[Suck the Cock]

Hey guys, even though it's kind of fun to insult other people for their looks, I think it sets the bar low. Alex's face is the least of his problems with the shitstorm going on right now. I'm saying this, because his fans could fuel their anger by using our juvenile insults about an insecure manchild who's already overly concerned about his looks in the first place.

I don't think it matters. We're here to have a good time, sometimes that means making fun of how someone looks. We're not here to cater to the handful of fans too :autism: to recognise Alex as the moron he is. The title of this thread already makes fun of his face, and when you get down to it his current face is at least partially due to his lifestyle anyway.

It's more likely mild Aspergers. It's on the high-end of the autism spectrum, but it's differs slightly. This is a simplified version, but autism is when the person shows language developmental delays and Aspergers is when there are no language development problems, but the patient still cannot effectively socialise. The latter is characterised by a flat-affect, hyper-focus on certain subjects, anger, anxiety, inability to take criticism (self-reported by diagnosed people), and a 'stone-faced' expression.

I think doctors stopped classifying Aspergers as a separate disorder. It's just one potential sub-classification of Autism Spectrum Disorder.

 

[WhatTheHeil]

I think doctors stopped classifying Aspergers as a separate disorder. It's just one potential sub-classification of Autism Spectrum Disorder.

Yup, everything's basically just autism now.

As for Alex, I don't think he'll mention anything about the Discord happenings and consequences in a YouTube video. He's exceptional but time shows that, except for using the same name everywhere, he usually keeps stuff that happen on one site on exactly that.
I mean, Clearing Up Misunderstandings on the Subreddit didn't turn out too well, so there's a good chance that even if he made a very manipulative YouTube a good number of fans would question it and dig for the existing screenshots.

 

[Tard]

Simple, I bet its gonna be:
1) Clearing up Misunderstandings
2) He implements roaches
3) He actually apologizes
4) Cancels the game
5) Osana?

If its not these then its either something no one gives a shit about or something to try to reel back his lost fans.

I thought it was gonna be the delinquents implimented video he was promising to post a week ago, it will be funny though that he is just gonna impliment another stupid gimmick while his entire fanbase is imploding in on itself

 

[A single cheeto]

we all know delinquent girls are too manish for him, thats why he isnt implementing them

also osana but if he doesnt like tsunderes and only wants to kill her then why the fuck doesnt he just make a mini project where all he can kill is a tsundere. like seriously. make another rival and turn osana into like a one-off.

 

[Cupcake-san]

Guess what people?
Alex made his own subreddit and stole the css of Palcto's one
https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulator/
http://archive.is/CyUFC

 

[Princess Rescuer]

When I said one man boy band I meant personality wise, like he has the kind of job that attracts young fangirls and makes them believe he's their friend. Their senpai, even. It's the modern day equivalent.

 

[NazoXIII]

Guess what people?
Alex made his own subreddit and stole the css of Palcto's one
https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulator/
http://archive.is/CyUFC

Well I mean, he IS constantly stealing from others so, I kind of expected this.
Never change, Alex, Never change.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Guess what people?
Alex made his own subreddit and stole the css of Palcto's one
https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulator/
http://archive.is/CyUFC

Here's the rules for it.

Spoiler: stop projecting alex

 

[Patreon-chan]

Oh boy. Check out the rules it has Alex written all over it...

[Edit: aw seems like I was beaten to the punch]
So is this the fourth time he left a community after having things not go his way, only to find another hugbox to retreat in? At this rate he might not have anywhere else to retreat to if his twitch sub discord and new subreddit turns against him.

 

[ThatDutchManace]

Mod team is as expected.

 

[Better-Trash-Than-Eva]

Guess what people?
Alex made his own subreddit and stole the css of Palcto's one
https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulator/
http://archive.is/CyUFC

That’s so fucking petty. I wonder if the original subreddit knows about this yet.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

Here's the rules for it.

Spoiler: stop projecting alex

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Gotta love how nearly all of the rules end in "You will be banned".