Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Dyed hair is forbidden in Japanese schools so blonde can be seen as "rebellious" but we already know the real reason.

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It's supposed to show how they break free from conforming to social norms (having black hair), but because all the characters have bright hair colours the effect is lost and it looks low effort.
 
What about Musume Ronshaku? Since most part of her hair has dyed parts of her hair.
Well you see, Alex forgot that Persona 4 and 5 specifically chose normal hair colors for most of the characters so that blonde would be notciable, this oversight runs rampant across YS.
(Also what kind of name is Musume? That’s essentially naming a dude Boy.)
 
So after the big tantrum Alex threw, he's allegedly "returning" to the discord server.

The kicker? Apparently before #controversial got nuked, one of the mods let it slip that its because Alex agreed to give THEM a second chance. (They're being cucked by a manchild I can't lmfao)

If Arrogance was a skill used in programming, Alex would be Kerrigan, Ritchie and Bjarne fucking Stroustrup combined.
 
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Alex really doesn't understand how game balance works in the slightest, and this update really shows that.

The Fight Minigame (If you can really even call it that) is incredibly easy (It gives you so much time that the only reason that anybody who miss is if they accidentally pressed the wrong key/button) and there is really no penalty for losing a fight unless the delinquents knew that you murdered somebody (I can't fight them again unless I skip class, big whoop), while winning the fight gets somebody away from the incinerator (Probably one of the most useful places in the entire game).

There is also literally no reason to join the Delinquents. The process for joining them isn't as tedious as the process for joining the Student Council, but it is still ridiculous (Have a low reputation (He already said that its -33 to -99), use the Tough Persona (To be fair, its really easy to change personas) and beat all of the Delinquents in a fight and do tasks for all of them). And your reward for that hard work is you can make people do tasks for you without having to be their friends (Which you could already do with max seduction or being in the Student Council), but you always have negative reputation as a cost (Which while I disagree with Pastel saying it makes the game impossible, I do think that it is way to harsh). That is worse than the Magic Armor in Twilight Princess (At least I'm not forced to have the downsides of that).
 
I’ve decided to check Alex’s top-notch naming skills he's famous for.

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Umeji Kizuguchi: Umeji (梅治) is a real name. First character means “plum”, second – “treatment”, “cure”. Not sure what Alex meant by it. Kizuguchi, if spelled like傷口, means “wound”. Ow, the edge.

Hokuto Furukizu: “Hokuto” means “Big Dipper”. So basically, it’s a “Fist of the North Star” reference. “Kizu” in “Furukizu” must be “wound” again. “Furu” (古) means “old”. So, “old wound”.

Gaku Hikisuri: “Gaku” is a real name that can be spelled 岳 (mountains) or 学 (learning). I’m not sure about “Hikisuri”, but it might be “draw”. As in “draw a weapon”, I guess.

Dairoku Surikizu: Again, a real name. 大 means “big”, “great”, the second character might mean either “foot (of a mountain)” of “six”. “Kizu” strikes again, so this time it’s “abrasion”, “scratch”.

Hayanari Tsumeato: A real name. Depending on the writing, it’s either 隼成 (“falcon”, “become”) or 逸勢 (“escape”, ”momentum”). Tsumeato (爪痕) means ”scratch mark”.

Aside from obvious edgy “wound” pattern, I don’t see a theme. So help me, please.

Also, I like how they all have the same bio, while the Student Council and Bullies had different text for every member. Alex really hates male characters.

[EDIT:] Shit, I was a second late. I'm so sorry.
 
I’ve decided to check Alex’s top-notch naming skills he's famous for.


Umeji Kizuguchi: Umeji (梅治) is a real name. First character means “plum”, second – “treatment”, “cure”. Not sure what Alex meant by it. Kizuguchi, if spelled like傷口, means “wound”. Ow, the edge.

Hokuto Furukizu: “Hokuto” means “Big Dipper”. So basically, it’s a “Fist of the North Star” reference. “Kizu” in “Furukizu” must be “wound” again. “Furu” (古) means “old”. So, “old wound”.

Gaku Hikisuri: “Gaku” is a real name that can be spelled 岳 (mountains) or 学 (learning). I’m not sure about “Hikisuri”, but it might be “draw”. As in “draw a weapon”, I guess.

Dairoku Surikizu: Again, a real name. 大 means “big”, “great”, the second character might mean either “foot (of a mountain)” of “six”. “Kizu” strikes again, so this time it’s “abrasion”, “scratch”.

Hayanari Tsumeato: A real name. Depending on the writing, it’s either 隼成 (“falcon”, “become”) or 逸勢 (“falcon”, “become”) or 逸勢 (“escape”, ”momentum”). Tsumeato (爪痕) means ”scratch mark”.

Aside from obvious edgy “wound” pattern, I don’t see a theme. So help me, please.

Also, I like how they all have the same bio, while the Student Council and Bullies had different text for every member. Alex really hates male characters.
This is formulated better than what I did

[EDIT:] Shit, I was a second late. I'm so sorry.

Dude it’s fine, your’s is formulated way better and is more informative. Formula is still Real Name + Injury though.
 
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Alex really doesn't understand how game balance works in the slightest, and this update really shows that.

The Fight Minigame (If you can really even call it that) is incredibly easy (It gives you so much time that the only reason that anybody who miss is if they accidentally pressed the wrong key/button) and there is really no penalty for losing a fight unless the delinquents knew that you murdered somebody (I can't fight them again unless I skip class, big whoop), while winning the fight gets somebody away from the incinerator (Probably one of the most useful places in the entire game).

There is also literally no reason to join the Delinquents. The process for joining them isn't as tedious as the process for joining the Student Council, but it is still ridiculous (Have a low reputation (He already said that its -33 to -99), use the Tough Persona (To be fair, its really easy to change personas) and beat all of the Delinquents in a fight and do tasks for all of them). And your reward for that hard work is you can make people do tasks for you without having to be their friends (Which you could already do with max seduction or being in the Student Council), but you always have negative reputation as a cost (Which while I disagree with Pastel saying it makes the game impossible, I do think that it is way to harsh). That is worse than the Magic Armor in Twilight Princess (At least I'm not forced to have the downsides of that).

I agree with what you say. But I think it’ll be impossible because even if you quit being a delinquent you might still have a permanent cap on your reputation. Idk how long it takes to fix your reputation (no debug or cheats) it just seems tedious with lots of tasks to do favors and complimenting everyone to get it back up. Feel free to prove me wrong anyone. Alex should’ve specified if that cap still affects you if you disband from the delinquents.
 
Alex really doesn't understand how game balance works in the slightest, and this update really shows that.

The Fight Minigame (If you can really even call it that) is incredibly easy (It gives you so much time that the only reason that anybody who miss is if they accidentally pressed the wrong key/button) and there is really no penalty for losing a fight unless the delinquents knew that you murdered somebody (I can't fight them again unless I skip class, big whoop), while winning the fight gets somebody away from the incinerator (Probably one of the most useful places in the entire game).

There is also literally no reason to join the Delinquents. The process for joining them isn't as tedious as the process for joining the Student Council, but it is still ridiculous (Have a low reputation (He already said that its -33 to -99), use the Tough Persona (To be fair, its really easy to change personas) and beat all of the Delinquents in a fight and do tasks for all of them). And your reward for that hard work is you can make people do tasks for you without having to be their friends (Which you could already do with max seduction or being in the Student Council), but you always have negative reputation as a cost (Which while I disagree with Pastel saying it makes the game impossible, I do think that it is way to harsh). That is worse than the Magic Armor in Twilight Princess (At least I'm not forced to have the downsides of that).

that's true, the balancing is garbage in his game or non existent, but i noticed something, it doesn't matter shit, you may ask why?, well just look at all the fans who play his game, they are just taking the weapons and go in a killing spree, it's basically the same with gta that you dont play the story, you just run around stealing cars and killing, you play the game for the story or just go on a killing spree, the balancing it doesn't matter because the people who consume the product don't care, they criticize Alex for being slow and threating people badly, but balancing it's something that doesn't have the splotlight

what makes it funny it's that Alex scratches his head a lot to balance the game making it worse, his audience don't care about it because for them it's not important, we just care about the balance because it's core to the game, but we don't play the game because it's bad, what makes it even more funny, if the game it's finished, the fans will notice the unbalance and exploit it for benefit but will make the game boring, if they opted for other paths, the game will be extremely annoying, leading them to exploit the mechanics again and comes boredom

it's just beatiful, no one wins except us
 
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that's true, the balancing is garbage in his game or non existent, but i noticed something, it doesn't matter shit, you may ask why?, well just look at all the fans who play his game, they are just taking the weapons and go in a killing spree, it's basically the same with gta that you dont play the story, you just run around stealing cars and killing, you play the game for the story or just go on a killing spree, the balancing it doesn't matter because the people who consume the product don't care, they criticize Alex for being slow and threating people badly, but balancing it's something that doesn't have the splotlight

what makes it funny it's that Alex scratches his head a lot to balance the game making it worse, his audience don't care about it because for them it's not important, we just care about the balance because it's core to the game, but we don't play the game because it's bad, what makes it even more funny, if the game it's finished, the fans will notice the unbalance and exploit it for benefit but will make the game boring, if they opted for other paths, the game will be extremely annoying, leading them to exploit the mechanics again

it's just beatiful, no one wins except us
3 hits doesn't really take anybody down in a minigame when it comes to fighting someone.
 
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